Guess what this product is without looking up what it is!

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• SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pomade? I prefer my dapper dan

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  • sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I use pomade and it surprised me how often its branded like that. I have seen at least three brands that unironically use flaming skeletons. Also I have to say dapper dan is not great (at least the modern kind).

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  • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I didn’t think that initially, but you’re right (I assumed you knew that already). But if anyone else was wondering, it is a pomade.

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  • johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That was my guess just based off of the shape of the container.

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• TunaCowboy@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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  • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Beat me to it. I had a sex wax car air freshener for a while, common enough in Florida but I’m sure it confused people here in Minnesota.

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    • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      beat meat to it

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  • DozensOfDonner@mander.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Actually love this stuff

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• capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pretty obvious… it says it right on the label!

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  • Pinklink@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Guys! This one can read! Get ‘em!!!

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• huginn@feddit.it ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Snowboard, ski or surfboard wax

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• Euphorazine@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Petroleum jelly like thing, to protect combs from freezing weather

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• Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hair product

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• doingthestuff@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well it’s clearly not a sex product (or at least not intended to be). If it was a sex product they would have obviously added the third X - XXXTRA HARD!

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• chooglers@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mohawk glue

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  • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    old school street punks used toothpaste. works until wet.

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    • ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And for a couple of hours, they smelled nice.

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    • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wood glue or gelatin also works.

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  • johsny@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lol

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• mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m not googling “cock grease” thank you very much.

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  • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I however, will.

    Ooooooh tab 3 is bookmarked for tonight.

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Never gonna find a value product at low prices with an attitude like that.

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• PixellatedDave@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Looks like a hair product?

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• dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m going to go with some manner of surfboard wax. I mean, we already have “Sex Wax” for that very application.

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Badminton shuttlecock conditioner?

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• Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Some sort of performance improving lube?

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  • rain_worl@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    nah, tried it on mine and it felt really weird to turn

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hair gel or protein powder.

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• moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Goes well with CockSure

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• ODuffer@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s just like elbow grease…

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• BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s perfect for frying your wieners in.

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• ABCDE@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  For your jock.

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