Dave2
@Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone
I have decided to stop talking about the condition of my other account (it brings bad luck)
- Comment on Spooky flappy boys 1 week ago:
I don’t care, still pretty as f
- Comment on Checking in 1 week ago:
- Comment on Time to make your decesion 2 weeks ago:
Caleb, easy choice. Like do you know how great CrossFit is for you? Dude you don’t even equipment! Just start…
- Comment on I'm just a 20 year old guy, AMA 2 weeks ago:
Rude
- Comment on I'm just a 20 year old guy, AMA 3 weeks ago:
- Based, 2. I forgor crazy 8 completely, 3. My mistake, i thought they would be called lenf but English did it’s thing and it’s lymph (it was on our exam today, and none of my roommates got it right. The future of medicine is bright 😁)
- Comment on I'm just a 20 year old guy, AMA 3 weeks ago:
Skirts, long or short? What is the name of the character that dies first in breaking bad? Astrological sign? Would you be able to recognize lenf nodes if you looked at them with a microscope? Why 20?
- Comment on Why Lemmy is the Worst Social Media Platform I Use 4 weeks ago:
I’ll have you know, your joke was awesome
- Comment on Praise Premlak! 4 weeks ago:
I am envious
- Comment on I'll see you guys next year 5 weeks ago:
It ain’t even 2025 bro, wtf you do??
- Comment on Have an avocado. 1 month ago:
What? No toast? Ugh
- Comment on I prefer alpha male hydrocarbons 1 month ago:
Oh fuck off, I didn’t say shit!
- Comment on Anon hugs her 1 month ago:
Anon’s got a gf and that’s fucking awesome
- Comment on MUSSTTTARRRRRRD 1 month ago:
It is like incredibly normal to do that. Everybody I know does it.
- Comment on Mid 1 month ago:
Mid as in “middle of”, right?
- Comment on Don't mock feet hands it's a real thing 1 month ago:
I was scrolling slowly and didn’t see the feet until I made up my mind that this was not ai generated
- Comment on How to improve your Lemmy experience 2 months ago:
Why don’t you do some work? Go and upload the porn you have seen today, maybe we’ll have a new post record.
- Comment on Anon goes on a double date 2 months ago:
She knew he was too good for her
- Comment on Do you have what it takes to become a geologist? 2 months ago:
I think I did miss that, could you explain it for me please
- Comment on Do you have what it takes to become a geologist? 2 months ago:
While I do agree, I also feel the need to point out that this is a meme, it doesn’t have any agenda other than “be funny” so probably not much thought has went into it.
- Comment on Do you have what it takes to become a geologist? 2 months ago:
It is probably more about recognition, most people (in their minds) don’t recognize asexuality. Many folks thought I had something wrong with me (do you know how many erectile dysfunction or micropenis jokes I had to endure?) or I was attracted to them and was trying to hide it.
- Comment on Do you have what it takes to become a geologist? 3 months ago:
Reminded me of the high geologist post So here it is
- Comment on It's time 3 months ago:
Aah!
- Comment on I'm going insane 3 months ago:
Yeah, that’s not a mirror. Say cheese!
- Comment on I have the weirdest aesthetic preferences 3 months ago:
It feels constricted, almost suffocating.
- Comment on Somebody is having a fun day 3 months ago:
So I first thought singularity as in the core of a black hole and said yeah that’ll be hard to solve then I remembered singularity as in artificial super intelligence and yeah good luck to that intern
- Comment on Guess what this product is without looking up what it is! 3 months ago:
Some sort of performance improving lube?
- Comment on All that data they collected wasn't for nothing! 3 months ago:
Could you explain?
- Comment on bwird of paradise 3 months ago:
That’s a bird? Look more like a flower to me
- Comment on Anon goes to the store after turning 18 3 months ago:
Causes instant death but also addiction? They resurrect me and I immediately go for another can of air duster.
- Comment on Which fruit fly are you today? 3 months ago:
Flies are… *checks notes* racist?
