Dave2
@Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone
I have decided to stop talking about the condition of my other account (it brings bad luck)
- Comment on Why Lemmy is the Worst Social Media Platform I Use 3 days ago:
I’ll have you know, your joke was awesome
- Comment on Praise Premlak! 4 days ago:
I am envious
- Comment on I'll see you guys next year 6 days ago:
It ain’t even 2025 bro, wtf you do??
- Comment on Have an avocado. 1 week ago:
What? No toast? Ugh
- Comment on I prefer alpha male hydrocarbons 3 weeks ago:
Oh fuck off, I didn’t say shit!
- Comment on Anon hugs her 3 weeks ago:
Anon’s got a gf and that’s fucking awesome
- Comment on MUSSTTTARRRRRRD 3 weeks ago:
It is like incredibly normal to do that. Everybody I know does it.
- Comment on Mid 3 weeks ago:
Mid as in “middle of”, right?
- Comment on Don't mock feet hands it's a real thing 4 weeks ago:
I was scrolling slowly and didn’t see the feet until I made up my mind that this was not ai generated
- Comment on How to improve your Lemmy experience 1 month ago:
Why don’t you do some work? Go and upload the porn you have seen today, maybe we’ll have a new post record.
- Comment on Anon goes on a double date 2 months ago:
She knew he was too good for her
- Comment on Do you have what it takes to become a geologist? 2 months ago:
I think I did miss that, could you explain it for me please
- Comment on Do you have what it takes to become a geologist? 2 months ago:
While I do agree, I also feel the need to point out that this is a meme, it doesn’t have any agenda other than “be funny” so probably not much thought has went into it.
- Comment on Do you have what it takes to become a geologist? 2 months ago:
It is probably more about recognition, most people (in their minds) don’t recognize asexuality. Many folks thought I had something wrong with me (do you know how many erectile dysfunction or micropenis jokes I had to endure?) or I was attracted to them and was trying to hide it.
- Comment on Do you have what it takes to become a geologist? 2 months ago:
Reminded me of the high geologist post So here it is
- Comment on It's time 2 months ago:
Aah!
- Comment on I'm going insane 2 months ago:
Yeah, that’s not a mirror. Say cheese!
- Comment on I have the weirdest aesthetic preferences 2 months ago:
It feels constricted, almost suffocating.
- Comment on Somebody is having a fun day 2 months ago:
So I first thought singularity as in the core of a black hole and said yeah that’ll be hard to solve then I remembered singularity as in artificial super intelligence and yeah good luck to that intern
- Comment on Guess what this product is without looking up what it is! 2 months ago:
Some sort of performance improving lube?
- Comment on All that data they collected wasn't for nothing! 2 months ago:
Could you explain?
- Comment on bwird of paradise 2 months ago:
That’s a bird? Look more like a flower to me
- Comment on Anon goes to the store after turning 18 2 months ago:
Causes instant death but also addiction? They resurrect me and I immediately go for another can of air duster.
- Comment on Which fruit fly are you today? 2 months ago:
Flies are… *checks notes* racist?
- Comment on aspirations 2 months ago:
I can’t read for shit and thought somebody gifted you a blue ringed octopus for halloween.
- Comment on y hello there 2 months ago:
He has to communicate that he is peaceful after all
- Comment on shag carpet 2 months ago:
It is native to Australia, which doesn’t surprise me at all given that it looks more like a trap designed by a deranged dungeon keeper than a creature
- Comment on Delectable 2 months ago:
Maybe those alternate history guys had the right idea…
- Comment on Oxygen 2 months ago:
This screenshot is an attack made by chemists with the intent to cause aneurysms on unsuspecting biologists.
- Comment on Phone-to-phone transfers are always full of surprises! 2 months ago:
2,790,815.09 hours
