Dave2
@Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone
I have decided to stop talking about the condition of my other account (it brings bad luck)
- Comment on How to improve your Lemmy experience 3 weeks ago:
Why don’t you do some work? Go and upload the porn you have seen today, maybe we’ll have a new post record.
- Comment on Anon goes on a double date 4 weeks ago:
She knew he was too good for her
- Comment on Do you have what it takes to become a geologist? 5 weeks ago:
I think I did miss that, could you explain it for me please
- Comment on Do you have what it takes to become a geologist? 5 weeks ago:
While I do agree, I also feel the need to point out that this is a meme, it doesn’t have any agenda other than “be funny” so probably not much thought has went into it.
- Comment on Do you have what it takes to become a geologist? 5 weeks ago:
It is probably more about recognition, most people (in their minds) don’t recognize asexuality. Many folks thought I had something wrong with me (do you know how many erectile dysfunction or micropenis jokes I had to endure?) or I was attracted to them and was trying to hide it.
- Comment on Do you have what it takes to become a geologist? 5 weeks ago:
Reminded me of the high geologist post So here it is
- Comment on It's time 1 month ago:
Aah!
- Comment on I'm going insane 1 month ago:
Yeah, that’s not a mirror. Say cheese!
- Comment on I have the weirdest aesthetic preferences 1 month ago:
It feels constricted, almost suffocating.
- Comment on Somebody is having a fun day 1 month ago:
So I first thought singularity as in the core of a black hole and said yeah that’ll be hard to solve then I remembered singularity as in artificial super intelligence and yeah good luck to that intern
- Comment on Guess what this product is without looking up what it is! 1 month ago:
Some sort of performance improving lube?
- Comment on All that data they collected wasn't for nothing! 1 month ago:
Could you explain?
- Comment on bwird of paradise 1 month ago:
That’s a bird? Look more like a flower to me
- Comment on Anon goes to the store after turning 18 2 months ago:
Causes instant death but also addiction? They resurrect me and I immediately go for another can of air duster.
- Comment on Which fruit fly are you today? 2 months ago:
Flies are… *checks notes* racist?
- Comment on aspirations 2 months ago:
I can’t read for shit and thought somebody gifted you a blue ringed octopus for halloween.
- Comment on y hello there 2 months ago:
He has to communicate that he is peaceful after all
- Comment on shag carpet 2 months ago:
It is native to Australia, which doesn’t surprise me at all given that it looks more like a trap designed by a deranged dungeon keeper than a creature
- Comment on Delectable 2 months ago:
Maybe those alternate history guys had the right idea…
- Comment on Oxygen 2 months ago:
This screenshot is an attack made by chemists with the intent to cause aneurysms on unsuspecting biologists.
- Comment on Phone-to-phone transfers are always full of surprises! 2 months ago:
2,790,815.09 hours
- Comment on Maybe Even More Than 5 2 months ago:
It feels like it was just yesterday…
- Comment on Acrocanthosarus 2 months ago:
Whoa that cat holding the flower is awesome. Only if I too could send it to acrocanthosarus…
- Comment on Horseshoe crabs be like 2 months ago:
I have done some more googling (I can’t stress this enough, I am just googling)
The top alternatives are rFC (genetically modified cells produce the required enzyme) and MAT (human monocytes do the detection) They’re more costly, picking ready fruit is easier than growing an orchard.
Also I should mention how new the alternatives are, they’re just (2018 is just now for me lol) getting their approvals and regulations so given time LAL will be replaced.
- Comment on Horseshoe crabs be like 2 months ago:
I googled it for you, there is LAL which is a blood clotting agent (that exists only in the blood of horseshoe crabs) that reacts with the bacterial capsule which makes it important for vaccine safety tests. Alternatives do exist but ya know, money is more important to corporations than some animal’s life.
- Comment on Poop Knife 2 months ago:
It has to work… It has to…
- Comment on Poop Knife 2 months ago:
I never thought I would say this but this time science is wrong
- Comment on Beans 2 months ago:
Yummy yummy beans
- Comment on beams 2 months ago:
*Replaces it with wood*
- Comment on Jack and Coke 2 months ago:
🫦