BeigeAgenda
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- Comment on Make me feel like a man 1 week ago:
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 1 week ago:
- Comment on ☪️⛎♑️☦️ 1 week ago:
It’s Candace’s two french assassins that got the address wrong.
- Comment on A rogue object so strange, scientists aren’t sure what to call it. 1 week ago:
Interesting, I just finished reading Rendezvous With Rama.
If a massive object like that was to pass through our neighbourhood I think it could fling planets out of the solar system.
- Comment on MAGA, rebranded! 2 weeks ago:
He can’t remember that Jr already called them trumplicans.
- Comment on Anon thinks we're being bamboo-zled 3 weeks ago:
It’s greentext so the pandas are fake and gay, that’s why they need to be artificially inseminated.
- Comment on So next time you see a rat remember they paid for sex in their previous life. 3 weeks ago:
They need to clarify on the steps needed to be re-incarnated as Michael Jackson!
From what i can gather:
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Your parents has to do either Polite or Romantic sex, (I’m not sure if lady boy is covered by the pictograms below)
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Then you have to do some Free sex at a party
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Then you re-incarnate as a poor dog, which then entertain some homo people.
a. Then you re-incarnate as a homo-dog?
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Michael Jackson
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- Comment on You don't even need the other 4 points. You're fine. 4 weeks ago:
- Why are you wasting time stressing about that? Here is a list of things that you should be stressed about…
- Comment on card game shop 1 month ago:
Sleeping in the shower! Do you then wake up when you start gurgling?
If you want a good night’s sleep in the shower then get one of those continuous water heaters, or a recirculation shower to save on the water and energy.
- Comment on Kaiju.meme 1 month ago:
And shopping is done.
- Comment on yay -S poop-bin 2 months ago:
touch /var/lib/poop.bin - Comment on A company called Blackdot has built a tattooing robot. 2 months ago:
They are good at tattooing bar-codes on people…
- Comment on advertisement 2 months ago:
Spray WD-40 up your urethra at night when your in-laws are visiting.
- Comment on I'm very happy for her. In youth tightness can be a problem 2 months ago:
Good for her, as your holes can get into trouble with age.
- Comment on Frankenbeans 2 months ago:
Galaxy brain: The monsters name is Abby Normal
- Comment on yeah everything is probably made of like, idk, earth water, fire and air or something idrk 2 months ago:
I’ll still choose to be hit by the feathers.
- Comment on proportional reaction 2 months ago:
Good point, I have only seen 2. nested ternary operators in the wild, and I am pretty sure the second level was added as a bugfix.
- Comment on proportional reaction 2 months ago:
Don’t you just love the readability
a = a > b ? (b > c ? (a < d ? c : a) : d) : (b < c ? a : d )
- Comment on Foolproof advice 3 months ago:
Madam, my compliments to your ovaries 🎩💪🏼🥚🙇
- Comment on happy friday 3 months ago:
Nessie! 🦕
- Comment on What does this mean? 3 months ago:
It means: Brace yourself for the loss.
- Comment on Just reheating my pizza 3 months ago:
- Comment on Apart, low in cholesterine 4 months ago:
- Comment on twitter 4 months ago:
Then watch a six part episode of Dr Who from 1976 for instance: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genesis_of_the_Daleks
It’s good to have a pot of coffee and to do some knitting while watching.
The content is good, the pacing is just slow like molasses, they didn’t produce that much television at that time, so they were happy to get 6 weeks out of that plot.
- Comment on Vegetarian 4 months ago:
I believe the correct term is: Beaver-tarian
- Comment on I 🖤 LaTeX 4 months ago:
I know how LaTeX is pronounced but I always read it the same as latex.
- Comment on See their point 4 months ago:
I listen to stuff from the early 90s to remember my youth, for instance the first school trip I listened to a tape with Twenty 4 Seven - Street Moves when I got homesick.
- Comment on Does farting make you lighter or heavier ? 4 months ago:
I think, you get lighter from the thrust, and the loss of those rarefied substances also reduce your mass.
- Comment on Why democrats under Biden administration didn't release Epstein files? 4 months ago:
I think one reason is that democrats wanted to do things by the book, and they didn’t want to be accused of tampering with the 2024 election, more than trump already did.
- Comment on Anon is not satisfied 5 months ago:
All work and no pay…
