BeigeAgenda
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Aggressive negotiations 3 days ago:
“Loser” correct and boring.
“Looser” is cool because it has two o’s in it.
- Comment on Italian style pizza 5 days ago:
New improved recipe without asbestos!
(may contain used needles and metal fillings)
- Comment on A real American 6 days ago:
Does he still have hair left?
- Comment on negative rizz 1 week ago:
Of course that’s a given, but who else would get a pink Lamborghini?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Trump family calling card: Portraits that make you throw up in your mouth.
- Comment on “This script is fantastic. Let’s get Julia Roberts to play Harriet Tubman.” 1 week ago:
Martin Lawrence would rock it in “Big Tubman’s House”
- Comment on Pope Joan 2 weeks ago:
Martin was the front figure, his brother Lex Luthor worked behind the scenes to get all the deals.
- Comment on There it is, that funny feeling. 3 weeks ago:
He forgot to mention you have to do this for 23 hours every day to see any effects, and that you’ll die of exhaustion. But the good news is that they will bury you with your baby face.
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- Comment on Spotify 30 minutes of uninterrupted... Just kidding 3 weeks ago:
The only reason I would listen to 5 minutes of adverts is if I had no way of stopping them.
- Comment on HBO Boss Insists 'Harry Potter' Show Will Not Contain J.K. Rowling's Anti-Trans Views 3 weeks ago:
To avoid tariffs they will contain HBO’s own anti-trans views, and JD is scheduled to cut the ribbon or his own tie.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Some are: john
- Comment on Anon is a senior citizen 4 weeks ago:
Anon has destroyed their body digging for memes in the mines.
- Comment on Need a tiebreaker 4 weeks ago:
You can see the camera’s auto white balance changes depending on the colour of the bag.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Looks like: Character designer dad.
- Comment on 'Doctor Who' Star Varada Sethu Fires Back at 'Woke' Critics: 'It Means We’re Doing the Right Thing' 1 month ago:
I just hope the new seasons has some good stories, I stopped watching after a few Capaldi episodes the stories were less interesting.
- Comment on Bravery 2 months ago:
What about: “Tally-ho pip-pip and Bernard’s your uncle.”
- Comment on life changed due to shrimp 2 months ago:
He said: "If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. "
- Comment on Time to go buy some cheesy crunchy chips 2 months ago:
Spoil yourself and buy an egg.
- Comment on Amateur Radio Emergency Preparedness Act Re-Introduced 3 months ago:
What is your medium of expression for the Westward Ho? I would suggest Empty Cisco tubs or empty cans of PBR.
- Comment on Developers: "Yes, the users love cluttered homes, just put everything there and ignore guidelines" 3 months ago:
They are using windows wrong, put everything on the desktop and don’t worry about all those scary files everywhere else.
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- Comment on The one drawback to walking at night 3 months ago:
You’ll be fine if you just keep away from Assault Av., Murder Blvd. and Stabbing St.
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- Comment on Facebook flags Linux topics as 'cybersecurity threats' — posts and users being blocked 3 months ago:
Never had a FB account never will.
- Comment on When the year 2025 hits harder than you expected 3 months ago:
What is going on? The more i look at that picture the more i get confused.
Reverse image search pointed me to: snoozeinmotion.bandcamp.com/album/red-wednesday
- Comment on Roses are red 3 months ago:
Oh we found a mate for the chicken lady
- Comment on Anon fixes Super Mario Bros 4 months ago:
I used save states on them also, I can’t remember if there were any problems with the puzzles.
- Comment on Anon fixes Super Mario Bros 4 months ago:
Recently I re-played Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3 on an emulator and did not feel ashamed by making save points everywhere to avoid re-playing the levels, I had time for that as a kid.
- Comment on Woloolooloolool 4 months ago:
Htbg ehue ayrr l s!
- Comment on Par for the course 4 months ago:
You have to eat it to gain its power!
- Comment on Interesting new symbols for bathroom doors 4 months ago:
Both icons look like they are packing, so go to the right. And shaved men should also maybe go to the right?
I read it as women with unshaved balls have free choice.
- Comment on This is the life I dream of from my cubicle 4 months ago:
Writing poetry, ha! Ash can crush a metal cup with his hand.
