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• snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I hope she’s at least wearing a proper amount of sunscreen :(

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  • BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And that she stays hydrated.

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    • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And gets enough protein

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    • Pixel_Jock_17@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m definitely on the spectrum but she’s clearly a hooker and if I’m trying to get money pussy I definitely hope she’s hydrated.

      Do prostitutes have like a bat belt shit? Condoms, lube, plan B, gloves idk

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And where’s she gonna hide a weapon?

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    • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Prison wallet

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• Janx@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I can fix her.

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  • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    She can fuck me up

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  • SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    i can make her worse

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    • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I can use her to make myself worse

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  • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I can give her a meal for her federally mandated half hour break.

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• TRBoom@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  One minute and forty five seconds

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  • cannedtuna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Damn dude.

    So, how’d you find this? Lol

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    • TRBoom@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Google image search. I wanted to find out what the footless thigh high stockings were called so I could get them for my girl, so I went looking.

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  • potustheplant@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not sure where you got the link but even the youtube app lets you shared a timestamped link nowadays. Timestamped link.

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• vivalapivo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Only fans experience in a nutshell

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• Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  God forbid women have hobbies >:(

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• Triumph@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fake. That is not Madison and Cicero.

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  • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well, where is it then? Gotta know so I don’t get scammed.

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    • cannedtuna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Someone above posted a video of someone driving around Pomona, CA. It has the moment this screenshot came from and appears to be on the corner of Holt St and Main (I think. Hard to read but there’s Main St Barber, so one would assume)

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  • GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They didn’t say which Madison and Cicero.

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    • Triumph@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ford City Mall is at 7601 S Cicero in Chicago. The only Madison and Cicero is a bit north of the Eisenhower, still in Chicago, on the border to Oak Park.

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• im_fine_sandy@nord.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  She seems… too hot to be turning tricks on the corner.

  Couldn’t she make more money sucking less dick on OF or pole dancing or sth?

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  • lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Perhaps sucking less dick is not the goal of some hookers. Not everyone is doing it for the money.

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    • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      She’s in it for the love of the game.

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  • AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    She’s not turning tricks tho, she’s robbing people

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• RattlerSix@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They took the sex out of the joke and made it .001 times funnier

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Where is she keeping the gun, if she’s out robbing people? Just want to know out of scientific curiosity.

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• Krudler@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  70 year jokes old are the best

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