everyone knows we don’t poop. it’s all flowers and rainbows.

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• hendu@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hopefully someone shows up with full pit bush next time and really blows their minds.

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  • AugustusBeauvais@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I hope some female celebrity does just that to make a point.

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    • HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      My money is on Chappel Roan

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    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s the Met Gala, they could totally show up with full pit and crotch forestry to make that statement.

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  • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I kind of want them to grow it out so much it looks like a fuzzy bikini.

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• RejZoR@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Where the hair?! That’s shaven, but not to extreme levels of wax that shit into oblivion this morning. Hollywood and porn industry basically since 90s has just brainwashed society into believing body hair is disgusting and weird. For some reason. It’s also especially funny when you descend into “Hairy” section of the porn and it’s just normal women with normal levels of body hair. Like, not even full yeti, just some armpit hair and a bit of a bush downstairs. That’s not “hairy”, that’s just “normal” woman.

  Firstly be what makes YOU comfortable, then look for what others might care. I’ve tried shaving fully to silky smooth levels and it’s really not comfortable in a lot of places of body.

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  • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    just want to remind people that humans have been shaving various areas of their bodies for thousands of years. they did it in ancient Rome. we’ve probably been removing body hair for much longer than that even. it’s not a modern thing it’s just the fashion right now. personally idgaf whether other people remove their body hair or not. I like to though, it feels nice and makes me feel sexy.

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    • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      When I want to treat myself, I shave, exfoliate and moisturise my legs, and change my bedsheets. It’s divine.

      I used to shave my legs because of the nebulous patriarchal pressure that many girls and women experience. But now I do it for good reasons and it’s much more liberating

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    • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      THANK YOU. The idea that this is some new trend drives me nuts. I wanna add on that waxing for body hair is even older than shaving; it’s extremely difficult to get a shaving edge with bronze tools (and shaving with flint sucks), but you can make sugaring paste with honey - and there’s evidence of it being done for beauty at least 30,000 years ago, and there’s plenty of evidence that it was common in ancient egypt, rome, greece, china…

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  • sonofearth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The elites don’t even want people to look like mammals let alone humans.

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    • four@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      They want us to look like reptiles, so that they fit in!!1

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• WYLD_STALLYNS@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Kim Jong Un says he doesn’t poop, could this mean he’s been a woman all along??

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  • OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    🤯

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    • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I love the original poggers guy

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    • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I know the meme, and that is from some kind of talent show, but I’m curious to what he’s watching at that moment

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Kim

    Now it all makes sense.

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• shweddy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Thats literally nothing. Wake me up when ladies full armpit Bushes are back in style

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  • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Saw a DJ once that dyed her underarm hair in rainbow colors.

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      LGBT disco is a hellova place

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    • wet_bones@lemmy.4d2.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      ~~ <3 Tinzo <3 ~~

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  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I get a high skin fade and buzz all my body hair once every month or two. Really gets the airflow in all the crevices for a bit. Anything more than that seems exhausting.

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  • RagingRobot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I think that’s super hot. Not that it matters lol.

    I just love when people are unapologetically themselves

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  • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    A teenager at my work had to point out a woman who, according to him, has more armpit hair then he did. I told him that sounded like a You Problem.

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  • moakley@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I would also like to sign up for this alert.

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• Th4tGuyII@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Her underarm hair was visible?!

  Never mind Jeffery's paedophile cabal, how will higher society ever get over such controversy as a woman's armpit hair being visible??

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Her underarm hair was visible?!

    Only if zoom in to basically be 10cm from her armpit. So for all normal, sane purposes, no it wasn’t.

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    • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That is the second best place to view her armpit hair, next to “within licking range”

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  • shweddy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No no you see this is offensive to the Epstein cabal. Because how dare she not be smooth like a child.

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• Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Who the fuck is this? What the fuck is that and finally who the fuck cares?

  Live your own motherfucking lives, ya twats.

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  • Starduster75@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Thanks for showing you care by taking the time to comment. And for creating a paradox, because now if the reader is to live their “own motherfucking lives, ya twats”, they will be following your directive, and caring for what you think, and thusly not living their “own motherfucking lives, ya twats” Their only option otherwise is to not live their “own motherfucking lives, ya twats” as their individual expression, yet that too would be not living their “own motherfucking lives, ya twats”. Perhaps they will need to return for more advice on living their “own motherfucking lives, ya twats”.

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    • Darcranium@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You sound like a person who doesn’t get much done

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• architect@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Being human is fucking exhausting.

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  • LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I yearn to return to the formless void.

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    • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Where is that giant meteor…

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• Saapas@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Are you saying we’re going to see Sabrina Carpenter pooping in the next Met Gala?

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If she takes a massive shit in the red carpet, I will cheer. But I would feel a little conflicted.

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    • Saapas@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It would make for a challenging wank

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    • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      She’s got to drag her butthole on the carpet after or it wont be controversial enough.

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• Omnipitaph@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Body shaming people more beautiful than they’ll ever be lol Envy is one helluva drug.

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• suxen_tsihcrana@anarchist.nexus ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  that's my fetish gif

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  • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    👁️       👅      👁️

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  • NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I knew there’d be one of ya in here.

    Im willing to bed the papers just wanted an excuse to post the image over and over

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• LetchLemon@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Am I alone in thinking its weird to not have armpit hair?

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  • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Personally I shave mine because my pits start smelling quickly when the hair gets to like 5 CM or so. Despite using a decent antiperspirant.

    I don’t keep it super short though and give zero ducks what other people do with theirs.

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    • LetchLemon@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Should probably clarify. Personally my the view each their own long as your not doing it to please someone else. I was just making a flippant comment. I do apologise to anyone however that may have felt uncomfortable or targeted. Personal note tho not out of trying alot of folk i have been in relationships dont shave and i was more kinda shocked they are still having this convo in pop entertianment media land.

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    • Alaknar@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      (dude here) Same. My pits smell pretty badly after a whole day in hot weather if they’re sporting bushes.

      Also… yuck. I don’t know, I just don’t like hair anywhere other than the head + eyebrows + eyelashes. If there was a magical procedure that eliminates 100% of all the other body hair forever, I’d go for it without a second thought. We really don’t need it since the invention of clothing.

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  • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Am I alone thinking anyone should care if someone has armpit hair?

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  • FatVegan@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I think it’s weird as fuck to care if someone has or not

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  • Flower@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Beauty standards say body hair is seen as masculine, so to appear feminine all body hair must be removed. Beauty standards don’t care if things are natural, healthy or practical.

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  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No. It’s fucking weird.

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  • lifeinlarkhall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The thing is body hair has a purpose but aesthetics has taken over that. I don’t think it’s weird either way to keep it or shave/wax it. Everyone has it because it’s the way the human body is designed and like everything else on our bodies, we get to choose what to do with it 🤷‍♀️

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• you_are_dust@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don’t understand. Is it because there’s a tiny bit of stubble in what is possibly the hardest place on the body to shave? As a man that’s been waxed before, I 100% understand if someone doesn’t want to do it. It sucks. And this is like the amount of hair I have by evening if I shave in the morning.

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  • trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No way you just said armpits are the hardest place to shave

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    • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      What a pussy

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• SatansDaughter@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  She’s clearly one of them transgenders

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• Holyginz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Do these people really have nothing better to do?

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• popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  As a man: what

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• GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s a hot photo, can’t blame it for going viral.

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• ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don’t know what’s sadder, people paying attention to some incels obsessing about women or people paying attention to celebrities and met gala.

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• testaccount789@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is just shaved rather than waxed. That’s it.

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• Rooskie91@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Girls: “But I poop from there!”

  Fake men: “Ew gross”

  Real men: “Not right now you don’t!”

  (Sort of) SFW Source

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• ExtremeDullard@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Women celebs are human. Shocker…

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  • violet08_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Jungkook of BTS had a similar “controversy” when some behind the scenes shots showed this chest hair; it was edited out on the official cover😭

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    • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      oh wow oh no how horrible can you show more examples of this terrible chest hair for science

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    • ExtremeDullard@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Jungkook of BTS

      I have no idea who Jungkook or BTS are. It’s either a cultural thing or an age thing. Probably both 🙂

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The fuck?

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    • Hoimo@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Imagine how sexy he would be with full chest hair though

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• inkblade@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Can picture Matt Walsh and Ben Shapiro ranting about it 😂

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  • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ben Shapiro: My sister doesn’t have any armpit hair at all.

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      My wife says it’s not normal for grown women to have body hair

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• Lisk91@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    One of the funniest comercials for a product evar 😂🤣

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• mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s funny because the internet is full of girls pooping. 💩

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  • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Everyone says Reddit it predominantly male, but when I open it, all I see is big tiddies.

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• tgcoldrockn@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Just mention shes overcompensating for her micropenis and you’ll get loads of support from ‘don’t bodyshamers.’

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• thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  person has body hair, how uninteresting and normal

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• UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Probably the ugly people with hairy asses are complaining. When are they gonna shave their ass?

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• nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  There’s a large subset of people who are actually into hairy armpits.

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  • GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    People who are into natural human body as nature intended.

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• BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  this is ai generated armpit hair

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• AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN WOMEN POOP???? Wait… are you telling me that when one goes to the bathroom and you don’t hear the water running but, a while later hear the flush… they just did… THAT?!?!

  Oh my god…

  As for the picture, yeah, is disgusting, amirite? How dare she show there and remind us that, incredibly, males and females of this species have all body hair?

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• KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Or fart. There goes the roof.

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