LuminousLuddite
@LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world
- Comment on Woah 3 days ago:
Small if true.
- Comment on 👁️👁️ 5 days ago:
- Submitted 1 week ago to greentext@sh.itjust.works | 17 comments
- Comment on Cultural impact 1 week ago:
HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID!
- Comment on Must have apps 1 week ago:
Rufus is for when your thumbdrive is so messed up that Unetbootin is like “nah I’ll pass”.
- Comment on How to Remove Linux and Install Windows on Your Computer 1 week ago:
Most of lemmy/threadiverse after seeing this:
- Comment on Haiku 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on It was different vibe back then 2 weeks ago:
Wirh a dog barking and a baby crying.
- Comment on Sick of this shit 2 weeks ago:
All MAGA dudes in a nutshell.
- Comment on Gold 2 weeks ago:
We should take all of the world’s billionaires, load them into Bezos’ dick rocket and send them in the general direction of this asteroid.
- Comment on Anon meets a celebrity 2 weeks ago:
I saw Kanye West at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
- Comment on It was different vibe back then 2 weeks ago:
The voice chat was harmonious.
- Submitted 2 weeks ago to [deleted] | 64 comments
- Comment on How to turn the phrase "The 1%" into a grawlixed slur? 2 weeks ago:
The last time they paid taxes was probably in 1993.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
I yearn to return to the formless void.
- Comment on try out my AI agent bro, it'll change your life bro, I swear... 3 weeks ago:
Curious
- Comment on Its a circus and we're the clowns 3 weeks ago:
They really want it to be a .mov file, not a .mp3 file. Don’t fuck this up or they’ll ghost you.
- Comment on You can do it 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Deal with it, Libby. 5 weeks ago:
Shithole country
- Comment on Get in the AI cube 5 weeks ago:
Peter Thiel would build a wall around it and declare himself the benevolent king of humanity as blood oozes out from the bottom. Then he would grab a straw and get busy quenching his thirst.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
deece nuts HA gottem
- Comment on Gringo Dingo 1 month ago:
- Comment on Truly the smartest person of our time 1 month ago:
I read this in Mr. Mackey’s voice mmkay.
- Submitted 1 month ago to [deleted] | 6 comments
- Comment on Don't blink 1 month ago:
What a horrible day to have eyes.