Rooster326
@Rooster326@programming.dev
- Comment on No Way 4 hours ago:
Why are all his fingers the same length?
- Comment on iguananauts 1 day ago:
Their primary diet is leafy greens? Also do you have any idea the sheer number of animals that eat mosquitoes?
- Comment on Welcome To Armored Core - A Chronological Breakdown Of FromSoftware's Legendary Mecha Series 1 day ago:
Hasn’t it always been a speed demon?
I tried to S rank every mission and speed has always been the number 1 consideration after meeting all objectives.
- Comment on iguananauts 1 day ago:
Yes you can see it yourself. Though it will mostly happen overnight so you’ll wake up to them dormant at the bottom of a tree.
People eat them and it’s a super easy time to catch them
“Chicken of the trees”
- Comment on iguananauts 1 day ago:
You should start eating them before they go stale.
They ain’t called the chicken of the trees for nothing.
- Comment on Square Enix says it wants generative AI to be doing 70% of its QA and debugging by the end of 2027 2 days ago:
Work at a larger company. Customer Service in the wild is so bad that we just use our customers as the QA. As they say
All businesses have a test environment. Some are lucky enough to have a separate production environment.
- Comment on Square Enix says it wants generative AI to be doing 70% of its QA and debugging by the end of 2027 2 days ago:
Good Luck. When the economy finally bottoms out the first budget to go is always the gardening budget.
- Comment on 2 days ago:
Are there other Hannibal Buress jokes we can put in front of candy?
Yes there are, and there used to be too
…Wait… wrong comedian.
- Comment on 2 days ago:
Never said they didn’t also skip Monday.
Shit, my dad has skipped everyday for 20 years now /s
- Comment on 2 days ago:
Narcolepsy, and Night Shift crews checking in. Can confirm days are skip-able.
- Comment on Global Warming [Photographic Evidence] 3 days ago:
It’s when it became too humid to hang clothes.
My clothes will mold if I put them outside wet.
- Comment on 4 days ago:
You know what they say.
If you gotta ask, >!you can’t afford it!<
- Comment on 5 days ago:
Honestly having kids, and returning to multi-generational homes might be the only way one is retiring these days.
Good luck on that one.
- Comment on 5 days ago:
Gasoline is only good for about a year before it starts to degrade. You can use fuel additives, or non-ethanol gas but you’re maybe maybe at absolute best getting 3 years out of it before it will gum up your engine.
The Mad Max future is not going to last long
- Comment on Study concludes cybersecurity training doesn’t work 5 days ago:
Is it the quality of an employee?
My boss makes double what I do. His boss - triple. The CEO speaks of record profits, and HR says we can’t afford raises.
I literally could not care less if my company gets hacked.
- Comment on Why don't cars have a way to contact nearby cars like fictional spaceships do? 6 days ago:
You can just remember to say “Over” over.
- Comment on Why don't cars have a way to contact nearby cars like fictional spaceships do? 6 days ago:
Yeah just like every online videogame with strangers. I would immediately mute it and never unmute.
- Comment on sushi delivery 6 days ago:
It’s a good thing I’m poor. My oven doesn’t go above 450F.
- Comment on sushi delivery 6 days ago:
Oh nice!
Micro-Class-Action-Lawsuit payout for all of the micro-plastics in my body.
As if the payouts aren’t already a joke.
- Comment on sucked in losers 1 week ago:
So much space for
activitiesorgans - Comment on card game shop 1 week ago:
If you really want to fight someone else’s war then you can go do that now.
Buddy is 43. He just enrolled. Going to be a shit show but he’s doing it.
- Comment on card game shop 1 week ago:
You should’ve bought that boy a bidet. That’s probably what he wanted.
Rather than shit steam your bathroom
- Comment on card game shop 1 week ago:
You don’t need a sign for people to be happy that King Shit is getting kicked out.
- Comment on card game shop 1 week ago:
The best part is the bath will never be contaminated by dirty water so you can reuse the lotion forever…
- Comment on Gotta get those tickets! 1 week ago:
Would you prefer they do the opposite?
The second I had kids, nobody invited me to anything - even things I could do with a baby like a barbecue in the park.
“Don’t invite Troubador, he has a
newborn,toddler… Who?” - Comment on AWS outage reminds us why $2,449 Internet-dependent beds are a bad idea 2 weeks ago:
Only because the UI on the device is dog shit. Why is it so hard to just set I want x temp during the day then this time at night from the device?
- Comment on Who makes up the "serving size" on microwave food? 2 weeks ago:
Nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli
- Comment on Who makes up the "serving size" on microwave food? 2 weeks ago:
Yes the standard serving size of a can of pop. Is the can of soda!
- Comment on There was no need to ever improve upon THIS 2 weeks ago:
There is in fact 100 degrees. 360 degrees if you can believe it.
- Comment on More than 1,200 games journalists have left the media in the last two years | VGC 2 weeks ago:
Feel like you get enough information from steam reviews and watching literally anybody posting the gameplay.
I’m not sure how much more info you need to decide.