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- Comment on DNAddy 18 hours ago:
but why would you assume he’s one brother or the other? he’s both brothers simultaneously, and neither, like Tuvix.
- Comment on of course it's by choice why would you even ask 5 days ago:
succinctly: yes, but no
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
just want to remind people that humans have been shaving various areas of their bodies for thousands of years. they did it in ancient Rome. we’ve probably been removing body hair for much longer than that even. it’s not a modern thing it’s just the fashion right now. personally idgaf whether other people remove their body hair or not. I like to though, it feels nice and makes me feel sexy.
- Comment on Legolas 2 weeks ago:
Then I’m living your dream every day and I’d like to stop please
- Comment on Title. 2 weeks ago:
one of those “I dont know whats in your pants but I want it in my mouth” situations
- Comment on Mermaid 2 weeks ago:
oh hey a cute living cow pat pat
dissociates
oh hey a yummy looking dead cow
- Comment on Aaaaaaaaaa 2 weeks ago:
technically psychedelic mushrooms would be an associative hallucinogen, but you got the spirit
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
I hope you fulfilled your lifelong dream of getting dped
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
so being primarily attracted to women is like being a cat person mew :3
- Comment on My eyes are down here! 3 weeks ago:
Why are you trying to suck your costars titties while you’re acting? That just seems like asking for a sexual harassment lawsuit.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Which means it could wrap around the equator of the earth around 1.36 times. The needlest of needle dicks, just a coiled up string in your pants.
- Comment on Did games really get more costly to make? 4 weeks ago:
Fucking dipshit MBAs pull that in every industry. My previous job they treated people like machinery that could be moved around, thrown away, hired, and replaced like nothing. They did this to specialized engineers with years of experience on our specific project. Layoffs, moving people to work they didn’t sign up for with no plan for moving them back, doing nothing to address ongoing attrition of the best engineers, not hiring new people, attempting to lowball new engineers when they finally did hire, nonsensical schedules based on hopes and dreams, the list goes on. I was the only person on my team when I left, a team the project literally couldn’t be completed without, and I took the last of the institutional knowledge with me. The c-suite probably don’t even realize how big a hole I left because my work wasn’t sexy or flashy, just making things actually fucking work. I hate to say it because one of my best friends still works there but I hope they fucking fail.
- Comment on type shit 4 weeks ago:
I am yes. I also have a circumcised penis. What is your point?
- Comment on type shit 4 weeks ago:
I’m a grower and pretty big. When I got to puberty basically every erection was painful. It took a couple years for the skin to stretch so it didn’t hurt. If I ever have a child in this fucked up world I will kill someone before I let them mutilate my child the way I was.
- Comment on type shit 4 weeks ago:
We will never get the nerves back. It’s not just a lump of unfeeling skin that covers the glans. That’s what stops me from trying. Like yeah I can stretch it to cover the glans when it’s soft but I will never get the sensation back. That was stolen from me by people who were meant to care for me, and I will always have the scars.
- Comment on type shit 4 weeks ago:
I don’t believe there is any medically justified reason beyond what would require anything to be amputated. All of the “medical reasons” people tout are thin bullshit. Anything people have claimed could be accomplished with much less invasive procedures. I’m furious and deeply hurt my parents did this to me. The whole reason is to reduce sensation during sex because sex is a “sin”. My parents had the fucking gall to tell me looking at porn will impact my relationships after doing this shit to me.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Hey you don’t know, they could have been born beautiful and become unattractive through hard work and consistent effort.
- Comment on Public service 4 weeks ago:
What does one have to do to get sent to horny jail? Asking for myself because I’m horny.
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- Comment on Capitalism sucks :3 5 weeks ago:
Capitalism makes everything suck
- Comment on UwU🥺👉👈 5 weeks ago:
Meanwhile I try to get to know someone on an app who messaged me first and all I get are two word replies… Dating apps are trash.
- Comment on Maturing 5 weeks ago:
is this the illicit internet version of google is your friend? you can just say you don’t know either.
- Comment on Psh. 5 weeks ago:
Oh bummer their heads were so cute. Just another excessively curvy hentai artist.
- Comment on It's a conspiracy for sure. 5 weeks ago:
They didn’t need a psyop to convince me. Put the robot dick in my mouth.
- Comment on Quiver, ladies, quiver 1 month ago:
Can I get a summary? I don’t need to be convinced because meditation did help me already I’m just curious about their justification.
- Comment on it's literally zero 1 month ago:
Some lesbians love gock
- Comment on Dream 🦕 Big 1 month ago:
Yeah I was gonna say, one of the defining features of the large sauropods was a low body density due to the air sacks in their huge necks and hollow bones. Those adaptations were likely required to achieve their size. So you have a really big animal with relatively low density and high surface area, that thing is going right up into the sky and getting smashed to bits when it lands.
- Comment on Replication crisis, my arse 1 month ago:
There’s no way our bodies are “supposed” to be. There’s the way they are and the way they were. Also some brave and dedicated individuals can apparently overcome lactose intolerance through exposure therapy. Basically they eat a bunch of dairy every day for weeks until their gut biome readjusts to digest lactose without all the discomfort. Apparently the gas and bloating are caused by the overgrowth of some bacteria and it just takes some time to find a new equilibrium so you don’t get big blooms every time you eat lactose.
- Comment on Epic CEO Tim Sweeney says 'employers will see a stream of resumes of once-in-a-lifetime quality' after the company laid off more than 1,000 people 1 month ago:
Why does a capitalist apologist pop up every time people point out their shitty behavior? In fact he didn’t have to lay a bunch of people off, he could have cut costs in other ways, such as, oh idk, his own ridiculous pay package. These people only fucking care about themselves. They would sell you out for a cup of coffee. Why do you insist on running interference for them and whitewashing their greedy antisocial behavior?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Watch me cum to you watching me masturbate then we can cuddle on the couch, eat ice cream, and watch star trek.
