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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Upgrade⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  he started to say he had no age limit and stopped himself… im pretty sure he raped some of the babies that were murdered on his behalf.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Linux? Those guys who like to talk about themselves?"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  i wonder if teaching them to write bare metal embedded software first would prime them to learn about operating systems. i studied mechanical engineering in school so a bit different education than cs. i know i didnt really get what an operating system was for until i worked on some bare metal software in aerospace. nothing teaches you the value of something faster than trying to do without it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨just found out that tomorrow it’s Father’s Day in the US apparently⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  my dad can go fuck himself. he was no father he was just the asshole who held the title.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤭🤭🤭⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  second on it feeling tighter at the opening. other than that as the top it feels pretty similar to vaginal. they still clamp down a bit when you hit a good spot, but the good spots are less intuitive to find. one thing that stands out to me is anal feels a lot warmer for some reason. maybe theres more blood flow or something idk, it just feels really warm in there in a good way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Superman is a meanie⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  beating up cops has always been the exclusive purview of cops. they get really pissy when someone else does it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Superman is a meanie⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  superheros are cops. they work to protect capital and the status quo. why would they care if your car gets smashed? ACAB.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's never been an easier time to boycott Microsoft, the most boring video game publisher in the business⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  my understanding is that bethesda didn’t actually do anything on the oblivion remaster. it was a completely separate company that only did an unreal engine overlay of an almost unmodified base game, and yeah they didn’t understand the art of oblivion at all, which is why the remaster doesn’t even look like oblivion anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ada Lovelace⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  whats really funny to me is people make this claim, but any good study that looks for differences finds none or that women are very slightly better at math and spatial reasoning

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The T in LGBT actually stands for Thagomiser⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  oh dang when will my thagomizer start coming in? im really looking forward to swinging it around instead of my huge gock.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you see it?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  hmm yes this beach is made of beach

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stress checkpoint⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  it was 2:27 pm when i posted this comment

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stress checkpoint⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  you can tell by the way it is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crying emoji⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  so like what are the options here? frotting and docking are all i can think of.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a paramedic⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  im not staying alive for their fucking feelings. if they cared that much they could have treated me like a human being when i was a kid. im staying alive for my cats. and yeah it means i love them more than my shitty parents.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people really "need" friends?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  yes people need friends. i need friends. ive tried the whole “get all your needs met by my romantic partner” thing. it works fine when times are good, but as soon as theres serious conflict or stress you need other people for support. your partner isnt perfect and neither are you, so in those bad times you share together you will see the worst of each other, and your needs wont be met. in time this breeds resentment and will lead to the end of the relationship. its a sad, lonely, empty existence going through life without friends you trust. you might not feel like it right now but eventually you will learn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Intimate, grim, and grotesque!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  hot take, all genitals are sexy if they’re attached to someone im into

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weak ah bih⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  no they aren’t… gamma rays are so much hotter than x-rays

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Marriage⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  way to assume the gender and orientation of everyone involved based solely on their genitals. this could be mmm, fff, fmm, ffm, nnn, mnn, mmn, fnn, ffn, or fmn for all we know. that ranges over all the possible kinds of gay, and there are more possible gay states than straight ones, so statisdickally this is most likely to be gay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨power generator⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah but its waaay less efficient than a turbine. the only reason to use internal combustion is because its cheaper and better able to handle variable rotation rates. grid scale power generation will always favor efficiency over initial cost, at least to a point, and a generator is preferred to spin at one speed anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨power generator⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  this is just the inverse of concentrated solar. you bring the pipe closer to the light rather than bringing the light closer to the pipe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TFW yiu tryna see⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  heh, you haven’t even seen my full power

  removes glasses

  trips

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New mrbeast video is dark⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  many of them were willing to kill their own children, and even themselves, to briefly avoid that mild discomfort

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DNAddy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  but why would you assume he’s one brother or the other? he’s both brothers simultaneously, and neither, like Tuvix.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨of course it's by choice why would you even ask⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  succinctly: yes, but no

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  just want to remind people that humans have been shaving various areas of their bodies for thousands of years. they did it in ancient Rome. we’ve probably been removing body hair for much longer than that even. it’s not a modern thing it’s just the fashion right now. personally idgaf whether other people remove their body hair or not. I like to though, it feels nice and makes me feel sexy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Legolas⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Then I’m living your dream every day and I’d like to stop please

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Title.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  one of those “I dont know whats in your pants but I want it in my mouth” situations

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mermaid⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  oh hey a cute living cow pat pat

  dissociates

  oh hey a yummy looking dead cow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aaaaaaaaaa⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  technically psychedelic mushrooms would be an associative hallucinogen, but you got the spirit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope you fulfilled your lifelong dream of getting dped