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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stress checkpoint⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  it was 2:27 pm when i posted this comment

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stress checkpoint⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  you can tell by the way it is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crying emoji⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  so like what are the options here? frotting and docking are all i can think of.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a paramedic⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  im not staying alive for their fucking feelings. if they cared that much they could have treated me like a human being when i was a kid. im staying alive for my cats. and yeah it means i love them more than my shitty parents.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people really "need" friends?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  yes people need friends. i need friends. ive tried the whole “get all your needs met by my romantic partner” thing. it works fine when times are good, but as soon as theres serious conflict or stress you need other people for support. your partner isnt perfect and neither are you, so in those bad times you share together you will see the worst of each other, and your needs wont be met. in time this breeds resentment and will lead to the end of the relationship. its a sad, lonely, empty existence going through life without friends you trust. you might not feel like it right now but eventually you will learn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Intimate, grim, and grotesque!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  hot take, all genitals are sexy if they’re attached to someone im into

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weak ah bih⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  no they aren’t… gamma rays are so much hotter than x-rays

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Marriage⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  way to assume the gender and orientation of everyone involved based solely on their genitals. this could be mmm, fff, fmm, ffm, nnn, mnn, mmn, fnn, ffn, or fmn for all we know. that ranges over all the possible kinds of gay, and there are more possible gay states than straight ones, so statisdickally this is most likely to be gay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨power generator⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah but its waaay less efficient than a turbine. the only reason to use internal combustion is because its cheaper and better able to handle variable rotation rates. grid scale power generation will always favor efficiency over initial cost, at least to a point, and a generator is preferred to spin at one speed anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨power generator⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  this is just the inverse of concentrated solar. you bring the pipe closer to the light rather than bringing the light closer to the pipe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TFW yiu tryna see⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  heh, you haven’t even seen my full power

  removes glasses

  trips

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New mrbeast video is dark⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  many of them were willing to kill their own children, and even themselves, to briefly avoid that mild discomfort

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DNAddy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  but why would you assume he’s one brother or the other? he’s both brothers simultaneously, and neither, like Tuvix.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨of course it's by choice why would you even ask⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  succinctly: yes, but no

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  just want to remind people that humans have been shaving various areas of their bodies for thousands of years. they did it in ancient Rome. we’ve probably been removing body hair for much longer than that even. it’s not a modern thing it’s just the fashion right now. personally idgaf whether other people remove their body hair or not. I like to though, it feels nice and makes me feel sexy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Legolas⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then I’m living your dream every day and I’d like to stop please

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Title.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  one of those “I dont know whats in your pants but I want it in my mouth” situations

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mermaid⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  oh hey a cute living cow pat pat

  dissociates

  oh hey a yummy looking dead cow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aaaaaaaaaa⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  technically psychedelic mushrooms would be an associative hallucinogen, but you got the spirit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope you fulfilled your lifelong dream of getting dped

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  so being primarily attracted to women is like being a cat person mew :3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My eyes are down here!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why are you trying to suck your costars titties while you’re acting? That just seems like asking for a sexual harassment lawsuit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Which means it could wrap around the equator of the earth around 1.36 times. The needlest of needle dicks, just a coiled up string in your pants.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did games really get more costly to make?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucking dipshit MBAs pull that in every industry. My previous job they treated people like machinery that could be moved around, thrown away, hired, and replaced like nothing. They did this to specialized engineers with years of experience on our specific project. Layoffs, moving people to work they didn’t sign up for with no plan for moving them back, doing nothing to address ongoing attrition of the best engineers, not hiring new people, attempting to lowball new engineers when they finally did hire, nonsensical schedules based on hopes and dreams, the list goes on. I was the only person on my team when I left, a team the project literally couldn’t be completed without, and I took the last of the institutional knowledge with me. The c-suite probably don’t even realize how big a hole I left because my work wasn’t sexy or flashy, just making things actually fucking work. I hate to say it because one of my best friends still works there but I hope they fucking fail.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨type shit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I am yes. I also have a circumcised penis. What is your point?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨type shit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a grower and pretty big. When I got to puberty basically every erection was painful. It took a couple years for the skin to stretch so it didn’t hurt. If I ever have a child in this fucked up world I will kill someone before I let them mutilate my child the way I was.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨type shit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We will never get the nerves back. It’s not just a lump of unfeeling skin that covers the glans. That’s what stops me from trying. Like yeah I can stretch it to cover the glans when it’s soft but I will never get the sensation back. That was stolen from me by people who were meant to care for me, and I will always have the scars.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨type shit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t believe there is any medically justified reason beyond what would require anything to be amputated. All of the “medical reasons” people tout are thin bullshit. Anything people have claimed could be accomplished with much less invasive procedures. I’m furious and deeply hurt my parents did this to me. The whole reason is to reduce sensation during sex because sex is a “sin”. My parents had the fucking gall to tell me looking at porn will impact my relationships after doing this shit to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey you don’t know, they could have been born beautiful and become unattractive through hard work and consistent effort.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Public service⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What does one have to do to get sent to horny jail? Asking for myself because I’m horny.