ExLisper

@ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where no man has gone before⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  In space no one can hear you fart.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't believe I haven't seen this one yet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  “My last name is also Huang. It’s like I’m your step sister or something…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The funny thing about being a third-culture kid is that I have no idea if German, English, or Arabic is my first language⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Arabic first, English second, German third. Obviously.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks amazing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is Mississippi taking so long to certify? The Democrat has 49 percent. The Republican 48.9 percent and the Independent has 2.1 percent. How hard is it to do simple math?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Different countries/states count votes in different ways. Some countries have modern (doesn’t mean digital) ways of voting and get the results in hours. Other countries (like US) are stuck in XIX century and seem to like it that way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lady balls⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone would like chicks to have balls. It’s totally not gay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨slow cooker⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Same with grilling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two young action movie actors, Tom Holland and George Lazenby, both at 29 in their respective photos. Or: a 2020s man of action vs. a 1960s man of action.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I get this is just a shitpost but what is it trying to say? Should I be worried that one guy looks younger than the other? Mad? Sad? Happy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨big deal!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I meant that “YES I AM THE MAN FROM THAT ARTICLE” design. Really cool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨big deal!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Great, now I just need to copy this fancy design somehow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨big deal!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I want a backpack like that. Any idea where I can get one?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How It Feels Playing This Game Drunk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s really fucking impressive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Desk jobs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh yeah? I once have to run search for a first aid kid because a friend cut her finger with a knife while slicking bread in the office cafeteria. Office jobs are no joke, bad shit happens there too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello my urine angels. 😇⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone should start posting fake advice about using shit this way. I’m sure it will spread like the onion juice think and in 10 years we’ll see ‘Hello my poop angels’ posts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the charge? Taking a leaf? A succulent aloe vera leaf?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t tell anyone but I once took a seed of a palm tree of the ground in public park and planted it. It’s been growing in a pot for a couple of years now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Satan Was The Good Guy This Whole Time?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think that’s my favorite story. God killed Job’s family to win a bet and then just gave him a new wife and children. Because women and children are perfectly interchangeable. As long as you ended up with the same number no harm was done. And his wife and children themselves suffering and dying? Don’t worry about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I never really got poetry. Until now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's just like Pet Cemetery 🪦⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember reading similar story about a guy that was buried but then somehow got out days later back in school. From what I remember it was a very old story, about 2000 years old. And I think it was based on even older stories from Egypt or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Web shooter⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That would make for a good Mythbusters episode.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Web shooter⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it looks cool. You do you, mister!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Web shooter⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What stopped him?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨is the banana for scale?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Very interesting mix of early Marina Abramović and late 1990s G&G. It speaks about surviving in modern day surveillance state by hiding our true opinions behind digital caricature of all the political views people think are popular now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a wild life out there!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, they will gradually change university selection. Elections are in May, Macron is basically saying “the next person will do something about it, trust me”.

  What they should have done? I would say same thing as in Serbia: organize, mobilize, build support for people they want to see leading the country and get them elected. Burning schools and public buildings achieves nothing.

  It’s sad that people no longer understand the difference between working towards some goal and violent lashing out. Hopefully lemmy is just an echo chamber fetishizing violence and most people are smarter than that. Hopefully we will see more countries follow Spanish example than the French one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨name too hard? brain go ouch! Vote red.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Piyush Jindal -> Bobby Jindal

  Adulraham Mohamed El-Sayed -> Abe Smith ?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a wild life out there!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No idea what you’re talking about. I showed map with bunch of EU countries unaffected by current unrest and you started talking about Russia. You’re either not great at geography or you don’t understand people in Europe have different priorities than people in Russia.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mamdani Makes a Splash … With His Bidets⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would love to live in a country were all issue shave been solved and people focus on things like bidets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a wild life out there!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So when you say france only obtained a curfew you show that you don’t understand those two countries political landscapes.

  What else did they gain? After the riots support Le Pen grew. You really think this is good for the left and our fight?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does the microwave button have a "popcorn" button when every microwave popcorn brand says "DO NOT USE THE POPCORN BUTTON"?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This post lacks [US] tag.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a wild life out there!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m tired of the idea that looting stores and burning public buildings is an effective way to protest.

  Most protests in Europe are also legal events. You ask for permit to march through a city. Only in some places rioters started destroying things. So far peaceful protests in Spain forced government to pass housing laws requested by people and call snap elections while all riots in France achieved is curfew.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a wild life out there!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like you don’t know where Poland, Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Hungary, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Slovenia and Romania among other countries are.