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• Krudler@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I almost never get texts from friends, which is okay. Because I know we’re tight and when we get together it’s all cool.

  But last night at 1:38 a.m. I get a text from my bud saying hey want to go to the gym with me tomorrow?. Which I didn’t see until I awoke.

  Dude probably sent that on beer 28.

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• thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Mission accomplished

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• Jocker@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s the best feeling

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• jimerson@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I wish. Any morning where there isn’t a major catastrophe or some “fire” to put out is an excellent morning.

  Zero notifications?! Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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• Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The good life

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• Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s called peace

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• CaptainMan251@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Just how I like it. Low key, drink my coffee, work, do my errands, play video games, go to bed.

  My favorite.

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• Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You know, there’s also a thing called “do not disturb” (it’s always on with me and only wifey can get through).

  Or the hardcore “airplane mode”.

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  • UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yep, mine is scheduled hrs b4 bed

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    • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      At the very least b4 bed…though I love the peace the whole year through 😁

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• jobbies@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I actually now hate getting any form of communication that social convention requires I reply too.

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• BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The real LVP.

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Another day living the dream… aaahhhh.

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• ZedOnnTheGo@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Same bro.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What’s your number? I’ll text you. I’m lonely though so you might regret your wish. My texts have been known to get a little verbose.

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  • Krudler@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I have a free texting app which I use for dating, because I don’t want crazy women to have my real number up front.

    (431) 803-0202

    Feel free to shoot a message

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’m about to send “Sup Krudler,” so if you’re lying, some stranger is about to get a very confusing insult.

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    • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      May I ask how did you get that number? I would like to have a number like that too.

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• Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Me too brodav

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• roserose56@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s my brother!!!

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  • laranis@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You should text him.

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The only person left in my life who texts me is my adult son, who lives with me. So, if he texts me, it’s something important-ish.

  If I’m contacted these days by my sisters or brother, it’s because someone died, or is in grave condition in the hospital.

  I live a quiet, low-stress life, and I love it. It took a long time to get here.

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The proper phrase is " Take a flying fuck at a rolling donut."

  Just saying.

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• tooks@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hollowed eye sockets beneath the sunglasses. With eyes removed, no more notifications.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  waking up to zero missed calls because i answer the phone and talk to telemarketers in my sleep. fortunately i don’t have any credit numbers memorized well enough (and never will praise Rustle) to remember them in my sleep.

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Well, guess who I’m spamming

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• SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Since I retired, that’s me. My phone is so quiet.

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• PissingIntoTheWind@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Got my Facebook temporarily disabled. No one contacted me for my bday. It was sad.

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  • Hisse@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    When’s your bday? I’ll try to remember

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