BarneyPiccolo
@BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe
- Comment on Cultural impact 1 week ago:
It was a mediocre movie, that didn’t deserve a single sequel, but Cameron has the juice to force anything.
- Comment on Massie loses to Trump-backed challenger in Kentucky primary 1 week ago:
The silver lining is that his MAGA challenger now stands a chance of losing, flipping this race from a sure Red seat, to a possible Blue seat. Same with Cassidy in Louisiana.
This happened a bunch of times in 2010, when a bunch of proto-MAGA Tea Party challengers won primaries against Republican incumbents, then lost in the general, flipping seats, and blunting the expected Tea Party bloodbath against Obama.
- Comment on Is there anything still on comparable to Steven Colbert? 1 week ago:
Seth is my favorite late night host. His Closer Look segments are great.
- Comment on I've been staring at this shirt for a long time and still have no idea what it means 1 week ago:
“Prepare Your Anus For Cock” is probably going to get you kicked out of a lot of places.
- Comment on Hope my birth control works 2 weeks ago:
Can’t take no chances. Better safe than sorry.
- Comment on We are so close 2 weeks ago:
All Marketing Zero Everything Else Extra Profits
- Comment on My son job lowered their hiring wage instead of raising it. 2 weeks ago:
If you’re going to leave anyway, drop the Union Bomb, and maybe they’ll fire you, and you can sue them for a zillion bucks. Or just leave when you have something better to go to, although don’t expect a good reference.
- Comment on My son job lowered their hiring wage instead of raising it. 2 weeks ago:
The Federal Minimum wage is $7.25 an hour. It has been raised only twice since 1997, for a total of $2.10.
Some states have a higher minimum wage, but many Red states remain at, or default to, the Federal Minimum Wage.
Chris Rock said that “Minimum wage is your boss telling you that he’d pay you LESS, but it’s AGAINST THE LAW!”
- Comment on Doomer 2 weeks ago:
Nah, if we get that far, I’m going out BIG.
- Comment on What did I do now? 2 weeks ago:
Usually, the others are just bored, so they show up to hang out and shoot the shit. Of course, when you have a group of them, there’s a good chance one of them will decide he has to prove what a man he is in front of the other dipshits, and you’re the guitar he wants to tune up.
And even if you don’t take a beating, or worse, all your neighbors are driving by, seeing all those cops around your car, and immediately presume you’ve been stopped for DUI, or murder.
Now you’re the guy that everybody side eyes at the block party, because “you remember when he got stopped by the police, and there was at least a dozen cars there? He must have did something really bad, that’s for sure. I heard it was suspicion of murder, but he got off on a technicality.”
- Comment on I didn't realize it was so bad 2 weeks ago:
I lost 100 pounds, and now I don’t know how old I am.
- Comment on DNAddy 2 weeks ago:
Let me preface this by saying I don’t know shit about shit, leastways medical shit, so this is probably completely stupid:
His immune system developed like this from the beginning, and it know no other way. So it just works.
Or maybe it doesn’t. The person could have all sorts of auto-immune stuff going on, they didn’t say.
- Comment on DNAddy 2 weeks ago:
I would say that he’s not really dead, his consciousness has taken shelter in some dark cranny of his mind, and slips out to cause trouble now and then.
- Comment on You gotta try #19 2 weeks ago:
I’m a 3.
- Comment on Woman of my dreams 2 weeks ago:
Nonsense, there are Brits everywhere around here. Florida is the only part of America they actually like. Nobody is deporting perfectly good white immigrants.
- Comment on I only date virgins 2 weeks ago:
Level up your oral skills.
- Comment on Recent conversations between Dawkins and sentient chat-bot Claudia (Claude) 2 weeks ago:
You have to drop trou in open court.
- Comment on Recent conversations between Dawkins and sentient chat-bot Claudia (Claude) 2 weeks ago:
So he doesn’t believe in transgender, but he believes in transLIFE?
- Comment on I love this, they are so deep in their own bubble 2 weeks ago:
What a fucking clueless bitch. She goes on to compare AI with the rise of the Internet, without the most basic understanding that the Internet was supposed to transform our lives for good, while the primary objective of AI is to replace as many human jobs as possible, simply to increase profits, at the expense of nearly EVERYTHING else.
- Comment on [Video] British actor Michael Malarkey upon realizing he received a Starbucks puts it away and says "I boycott Starbucks and you all should too" 2 weeks ago:
Insipid nonsense.
- Comment on sleepy fascist 2 weeks ago:
Nothing he likes better than big words and statistics.
- Comment on New Hungarian Minister of Health starts dancing 2 weeks ago:
Our guy can dance too!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
The pool guy gets $3 mill, and kicks back the rest. Standard money laundering scheme.
- Comment on Christian values 3 weeks ago:
Sure pay twice as much for half the quality, and listen to some redneck woman prattle on about how sexy Trump is for an hour.
- Comment on Missed call 3 weeks ago:
I can’t use voicemail anymore. My message says “You can leave a message if you want, but I’ll never listen to it. If you want to reach me, send a text at this number, or email me at XXX.” That gets rid of most of the bullshit, and I only have to deal with people who were motivated to go the extra step to reach me.
- Comment on Ew why are you like that 3 weeks ago:
We’re just a coiled tube, surrounded by a protective sustainment system, that requires constant maintenance.
- Comment on Ew why are you like that 3 weeks ago:
Like cats.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
JFC, the most ghetto person in the entire country is the fucking president.
- Comment on Tattoo 3 weeks ago:
Right/Left Confusion is very common. I have it, too.
People like us tend to say “No, your other left.”
- Comment on Finally, we have the blueprints! 3 weeks ago:
What’s that font? I can use that.
