Next up - Coca Cola Still: all the same refreshing taste of Coke, but without any carbonation! Life is busy, just be Still.
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Submitted 3 weeks ago by cm0002@toast.ooo to memes@sopuli.xyz
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smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Gerudo@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Not going to lie, that’s a good tagline.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I know, I’m kinda ashamed of myself.
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
i always let the carbonation escape before i drink it, as i don’t like it. i like the taste however
rain_worl@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
hmm, new: coke null!! no caffeine, no calories, no sweeteners, no carbonation, no added color, neutral ph…
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Available at faucets everywhere.
tetris11@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
It has a use. Tasty fizzy drink with basically no calories, and caffeine fucks with my cannabis high.
cheat700000007@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m guessing zero is a lot harder, but maybe that guy who did it needs a new objective
Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
LabCoatz for those interested but he never said anything about zero sugar that I can recall so when it comes to difficulty I have no idea since I’m not a chemist.
BeardedBlaze@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Smoking a joint while drinking coffee this very moment 😅
Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Lucky! The combination gives me anxiety attacks these days. I can have one or the other but not both idk why.
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I envy you it reminds me of my childhood. I’m currently enjoying a cider taking a break in from the heat doing yardwork.
SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
rain_worl@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
alt: illustration of a can labeled “diet double dew”. it also says “half the sugar[,] half the caffeine of double dew”. “dew the math!”
Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Half of a double? There might be a less verbose term for that.
daggermoon@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
I drink caffeine free zero because I like the taste but I need to reduce my caffeine and sugar consumption.
binarytobis@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I visited my brother recently and his downstairs fridge was completely full of diet caffeine free soda. I tried a few and they tasted shockingly close to their normal counterparts. I don’t trust it, there has to be a cost I don’t realize I’m paying.
But also, jesus christ at least sometimes drink some water. The whole family just hates water. They even have top notch H2O there, I’m jealous.
Duranie@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
Zero sugar sodas are 99% water.
If I have a glass of water, I’ll drink it when I’m thirsty. If I have flavored water, I’ll consume more because it’s enjoyable and I stay better hydrated. I tend to use a LOT of ice, so really I’m drinking that water too.
sober_monk@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I like it. Tastes like Coke, which I like as an occasional treat, doesn’t keep me up at night and doesn’t make me gain weight.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I mean, there’s still the cola taste?
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And dissolved gas
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Rather not.
betanumerus@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
[deleted]generic_computers@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Isn’t there a difference been “diet” and “zero”? Like doesn’t one use aspartame and the other use a different “fake” sweetener?
MacAttak8@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
So up until recently I thought the same. I thought “Zero Sugar” used sucralose (Splenda) and diet used aspartame. Compared them at the store and Discovered that both Mountain Dew zero sugar and diet mountain dew are sweetened with the same fake sweetener, aspartame. The two drinks taste different to me. Maybe other brands do use different sweeteners but not Pepsi it seems.
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This somehow implies Kryptonite is made of/has caffeine on its composition.
krisevol@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
This is the perfect soda. All the flavor, with no drugs.
I don’t know what soda as caffeine to begin with.
offspec@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Almost every cola has caffeine as a given
krisevol@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
I know, but i don’t want the caffeine.
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
It’s not useless. It’s marketing, pure capitalist marketing. Always has been. CocaCola is not a beverage company, it’s a marketing company.
expatriado@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
- may i have a pepsi?
- is marketing ok?
Bhaelfur@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, but she wouldn’t give it to me… Just a Pepsi.
Sergio@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
KaChilde@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Uses:
- Pregnant women who would like a sugar-free cola beverage but can’t consume large amounts of caffeine.
- People with anxiety, insomnia, or other conditions that are worsened by caffeine who would like a sugar-free cola beverage.
- Anyone who would like a sugar-free cola beverage without caffeine?
Mind your own and let people enjoy their lives (and their sugar-free cola beverages).
kamen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The “zero sugar” usually means they replace the sugar with something worse (that’s often also a laxative).
uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Is there any actual evidence that artificial sweeteners are less healthy than sugar? Sugar in drinks contributes significantly to obesity, which in turn significantly increases the risk for a lot of health problems.
Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
It seems like sucralose is not very unhealthy.
However the big name brands like Coke use aspartame which is a carcinogen and should be avoided.
cracks open a can of Coke Zero Beats sugar though.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
There’s evidence that it’s less healthy than drinking water, not sure about any studies about the long term effects that would consider also the obesity related issues. If you’re obese, manage to use artificial sweeteners to cut down on sugar, lose a bunch of weight doing that, and then drop those too, artificial sweeteners might literally save your life. If you don’t have a weight issue, it’s probably best not to start consuming them out of the blue.
offspec@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I don’t think it’s very common to use alcohol sugars to sweeten drinks, you might be thinking of candy or gummy bears?
makeshift0546@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Tastes delicious and isn’t 250 cals a bottle you nerd.
WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
thirst principles
FishFace@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Water that tastes fuckin well good? Sign me up
Decq@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
So, Water…?
FishFace@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Water tastes give, but cola tastes better, as do a lot of flavoured things!
Noodle07@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hahaha yeah no I’m drinking that daily, I don’t have a sugar problem, I dont have a cafein problem, I have a soda problem
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Tbh you probably shouldn’t be drinking any of their products on a daily basis…
Noodle07@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah alcoholics shouldnt drink alcohol daily either
cheat700000007@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Especially dasani
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Homeopathic cola
Jack@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Doesn’t the USA use the word “calories” sometimes for kilocalories in food? So they divide the actual amount of calories by 1000. They also round certain things down, so that when they say “zero calories”, the can can actually have “3600 calories”?
lengau@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Yes, and then they have a whole thing about how under 5 kcal per serving can be rounded to zero because it’s negligible.
That’s why despite nobody on the planet having ever eaten a single tic tac at a time, the serving size is 1 tic tac. That’s only 4 kcal, so in the US they can call it a “calorie-free snack”
tetris11@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
kCal is a normal measurement in the UK too. I think anything being 4 kCal is probably negligible
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
4 kCal is a lot. There is cal (small calorie) and Cal (large calorie), 1 Cal is 1000 cal or 1 kcal, 1 kCal would be 1 Mcal.
makeshift0546@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Rounding happens but no, you’ll find nothing when that kind of delta.
someguy3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Flavor town.
sheetzoos@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
For some people this would be considered too spicy.
Syndication@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
I mean it’s not far off in some unfortunate circumstances. I remember years ago I’ve heard of towns in Mexico that lack clean drinking water and people were drinking Coke because of the water it contained. Idk why, but that really stuck with me.
floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Meanwhile people would take extra sugar extra caffeine and the OG coke too
Triumph@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
Jolt Cola: All the sugar. Twice the caffeine.
TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Can is full of water
Eldritch@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Yes, but no. In this fucked up world some zeros are bigger than others.
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
I’m pretty sensitive to caffeine but I like soda, so I drink this. Mostly water and decaf coffee, though.
BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ohhh that reminds me I need to get some decaf. Nice.
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Coca cola’nt
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
How did it taste?
Nounka@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Zero taste… Would be fitting
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ok
pHr34kY@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Like water and brown.
KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Honestly sometimes you just want something for hydration and has a bit of flavor don’t get me wrong I love water but you know sometimes you want something that safety without having to worry about calories or caffeine.
Aeri@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I see little point to soda with caffeine
DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I mean I used to regularly have a Cuba Libre made with Caffeine Free Coke Zero. I’d definitely say it has a use; rum and Coke with lime after a nice dinner is fucking delicious, and the zero caffeine doesn’t keep me awake at night.
I haven’t seen Caffeine Free Coke Zero in any of my local stores for years so I’ll be on the lookout for this new “zero caffeine, zero sugar” version.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Just a new can. They’ve been selling caffeine free Coke Zero for 15 years, and caffeine free Diet Coke for even longer.
pulsewidth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah… I don’t drink Coke often but I like caffeine free diet coke / coke zero. I don’t want the sugar and I don’t need caffeine.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯StillAlive@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
It’s just soda then?
dalekcaan@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
🌏👨🚀🔫👨🚀
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s a cola flavored sugar free soda.
Different artificial sweeteners with slightly different taste profiles.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
We used to get caffeine free Diet Coke or Pepsi in the 80s for elementary school pizza parties.
It made the best burps.
MrKoyun@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The new can is really cool though. I definitely would buy this is I saw it in a store. The marketing would work on me.