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  • Aeri@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I see little point to soda with caffeine

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  • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Just a new can. They’ve been selling caffeine free Coke Zero for 15 years, and caffeine free Diet Coke for even longer.

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    • pulsewidth@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah… I don’t drink Coke often but I like caffeine free diet coke / coke zero. I don’t want the sugar and I don’t need caffeine.

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    • StillAlive@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s just soda then?

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      • dalekcaan@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        🌏👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

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      • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        It’s a cola flavored sugar free soda.

        • Diet coke w or w/o caffeine = aspartame
        • Coke Zero w or w/o caffeine = aspartame + Ace-K

        Different artificial sweeteners with slightly different taste profiles.

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    • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      We used to get caffeine free Diet Coke or Pepsi in the 80s for elementary school pizza parties.

      It made the best burps.

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    • MrKoyun@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The new can is really cool though. I definitely would buy this is I saw it in a store. The marketing would work on me.

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  • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Next up - Coca Cola Still: all the same refreshing taste of Coke, but without any carbonation! Life is busy, just be Still.

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    • Gerudo@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Not going to lie, that’s a good tagline.

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      • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I know, I’m kinda ashamed of myself.

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    • gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      i always let the carbonation escape before i drink it, as i don’t like it. i like the taste however

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    • rain_worl@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      hmm, new: coke null!! no caffeine, no calories, no sweeteners, no carbonation, no added color, neutral ph…

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      • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Available at faucets everywhere.

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      RC Glow

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  • Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It has a use. Tasty fizzy drink with basically no calories, and caffeine fucks with my cannabis high.

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    • BeardedBlaze@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Smoking a joint while drinking coffee this very moment 😅

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      • Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Lucky! The combination gives me anxiety attacks these days. I can have one or the other but not both idk why.

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      • whoisearth@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I envy you it reminds me of my childhood. I’m currently enjoying a cider taking a break in from the heat doing yardwork.

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    • cheat700000007@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’m guessing zero is a lot harder, but maybe that guy who did it needs a new objective

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      • Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        LabCoatz for those interested but he never said anything about zero sugar that I can recall so when it comes to difficulty I have no idea since I’m not a chemist.

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  • SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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    • rain_worl@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      alt: illustration of a can labeled “diet double dew”. it also says “half the sugar[,] half the caffeine of double dew”. “dew the math!”

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      • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Half of a double? There might be a less verbose term for that.

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  • daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I drink caffeine free zero because I like the taste but I need to reduce my caffeine and sugar consumption.

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I mean, there’s still the cola taste?

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      And dissolved gas

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      • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Rather not.

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  • betanumerus@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    In the 80s, they called this Caffeine free diet Coke and it was even free of kryptonite. Image

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    • generic_computers@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Isn’t there a difference been “diet” and “zero”? Like doesn’t one use aspartame and the other use a different “fake” sweetener?

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      • MacAttak8@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        So up until recently I thought the same. I thought “Zero Sugar” used sucralose (Splenda) and diet used aspartame. Compared them at the store and Discovered that both Mountain Dew zero sugar and diet mountain dew are sweetened with the same fake sweetener, aspartame. The two drinks taste different to me. Maybe other brands do use different sweeteners but not Pepsi it seems.

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    • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This somehow implies Kryptonite is made of/has caffeine on its composition.

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  • binarytobis@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I visited my brother recently and his downstairs fridge was completely full of diet caffeine free soda. I tried a few and they tasted shockingly close to their normal counterparts. I don’t trust it, there has to be a cost I don’t realize I’m paying.

    But also, jesus christ at least sometimes drink some water. The whole family just hates water. They even have top notch H2O there, I’m jealous.

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    • Duranie@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Zero sugar sodas are 99% water.

      If I have a glass of water, I’ll drink it when I’m thirsty. If I have flavored water, I’ll consume more because it’s enjoyable and I stay better hydrated. I tend to use a LOT of ice, so really I’m drinking that water too.

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  • krisevol@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is the perfect soda. All the flavor, with no drugs.

    I don’t know what soda as caffeine to begin with.

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    • offspec@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Almost every cola has caffeine as a given

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      • krisevol@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I know, but i don’t want the caffeine.

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  • KaChilde@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Uses:

    • Pregnant women who would like a sugar-free cola beverage but can’t consume large amounts of caffeine.
    • People with anxiety, insomnia, or other conditions that are worsened by caffeine who would like a sugar-free cola beverage.
    • Anyone who would like a sugar-free cola beverage without caffeine?

    Mind your own and let people enjoy their lives (and their sugar-free cola beverages).

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  • sober_monk@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I like it. Tastes like Coke, which I like as an occasional treat, doesn’t keep me up at night and doesn’t make me gain weight.

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  • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s not useless. It’s marketing, pure capitalist marketing. Always has been. CocaCola is not a beverage company, it’s a marketing company.

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    • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
      • may i have a pepsi?
      • is marketing ok?
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      • Bhaelfur@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, but she wouldn’t give it to me… Just a Pepsi.

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      • Sergio@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        may i have a pepsi?

        9ylptYmDNhw6lwN.jpg

        https://youtu.be/LoF_a0-7xVQ?t=121

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  • kamen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The “zero sugar” usually means they replace the sugar with something worse (that’s often also a laxative).

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    • uniquethrowagay@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Is there any actual evidence that artificial sweeteners are less healthy than sugar? Sugar in drinks contributes significantly to obesity, which in turn significantly increases the risk for a lot of health problems.

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      • Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        It seems like sucralose is not very unhealthy.

        However the big name brands like Coke use aspartame which is a carcinogen and should be avoided.

        cracks open a can of Coke Zero Beats sugar though.

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      • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        There’s evidence that it’s less healthy than drinking water, not sure about any studies about the long term effects that would consider also the obesity related issues. If you’re obese, manage to use artificial sweeteners to cut down on sugar, lose a bunch of weight doing that, and then drop those too, artificial sweeteners might literally save your life. If you don’t have a weight issue, it’s probably best not to start consuming them out of the blue.

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    • offspec@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I don’t think it’s very common to use alcohol sugars to sweeten drinks, you might be thinking of candy or gummy bears?

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  • makeshift0546@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Tastes delicious and isn’t 250 cals a bottle you nerd.

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  • WolfLink@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    thirst principles

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  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Homeopathic cola

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  • FishFace@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Water that tastes fuckin well good? Sign me up

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    • Decq@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      So, Water…?

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      • FishFace@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Water tastes give, but cola tastes better, as do a lot of flavoured things!

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  • Jack@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Doesn’t the USA use the word “calories” sometimes for kilocalories in food? So they divide the actual amount of calories by 1000. They also round certain things down, so that when they say “zero calories”, the can can actually have “3600 calories”?

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    • lengau@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yes, and then they have a whole thing about how under 5 kcal per serving can be rounded to zero because it’s negligible.

      That’s why despite nobody on the planet having ever eaten a single tic tac at a time, the serving size is 1 tic tac. That’s only 4 kcal, so in the US they can call it a “calorie-free snack”

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      kCal is a normal measurement in the UK too. I think anything being 4 kCal is probably negligible

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      • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        4 kCal is a lot. There is cal (small calorie) and Cal (large calorie), 1 Cal is 1000 cal or 1 kcal, 1 kCal would be 1 Mcal.

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    • makeshift0546@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Rounding happens but no, you’ll find nothing when that kind of delta.

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  • TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Can is full of water

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  • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hahaha yeah no I’m drinking that daily, I don’t have a sugar problem, I dont have a cafein problem, I have a soda problem

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    • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Tbh you probably shouldn’t be drinking any of their products on a daily basis…

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      • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Yeah alcoholics shouldnt drink alcohol daily either

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      • cheat700000007@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Especially dasani

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  • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Flavor town.

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    • sheetzoos@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      For some people this would be considered too spicy.

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  • Syndication@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I mean it’s not far off in some unfortunate circumstances. I remember years ago I’ve heard of towns in Mexico that lack clean drinking water and people were drinking Coke because of the water it contained. Idk why, but that really stuck with me.

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  • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Meanwhile people would take extra sugar extra caffeine and the OG coke too

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    • Triumph@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Jolt Cola: All the sugar. Twice the caffeine.

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  • Eldritch@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yes, but no. In this fucked up world some zeros are bigger than others.

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  • TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m pretty sensitive to caffeine but I like soda, so I drink this. Mostly water and decaf coffee, though.

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    • BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Ohhh that reminds me I need to get some decaf. Nice.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Coca cola’nt

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    How did it taste?

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    • Nounka@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Zero taste… Would be fitting

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      • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Ok

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    • pHr34kY@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Like water and brown.

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  • KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Honestly sometimes you just want something for hydration and has a bit of flavor don’t get me wrong I love water but you know sometimes you want something that safety without having to worry about calories or caffeine.

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  • DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I mean I used to regularly have a Cuba Libre made with Caffeine Free Coke Zero. I’d definitely say it has a use; rum and Coke with lime after a nice dinner is fucking delicious, and the zero caffeine doesn’t keep me awake at night.

    I haven’t seen Caffeine Free Coke Zero in any of my local stores for years so I’ll be on the lookout for this new “zero caffeine, zero sugar” version.

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