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- Comment on Basic courtesy 3 days ago:
My local Costco recently removed the coin locks. Almost immediately, trolleys were fucking everywhere except in the bay.
The coin locks never bothered me because I have a pick for them on my keys.
- Comment on The guardian reporting: Poor civics results recorded this year. 3 days ago:
I got all the questions right. That question on multiculturalism was just… wow. I saw “hurr durr muh durversity” and figured that was it.
- Comment on The Periodic Table according to astronomers 1 week ago:
Yeah, I think that may be the case.
- Comment on The Periodic Table according to astronomers 1 week ago:
Do you know what happens to hydrogen when close to 0K?
Yeah. Metal.
- Comment on Halp. 4 weeks ago:
Retarded enough to not use the metric system.
- Comment on Motorists able to lock in low petrol prices for 24 hours under Victoria’s new ‘fair fuel’ plan 4 weeks ago:
They should force fuel prices to be locked for 7 days. Changing it on a daily basis is bullshit.
- Comment on Typical from my so called imaginary friend 4 weeks ago:
Haha that explains it so well!
There have been times my wife would say stuff like that. When I give the wrong response, she’d say “I was fishing for a compliment.”
At this stage in the conversation, any compliment is received as “forced”. Apparently after directly requesting compliment, it’s impossible to receive a genuine response.
- Comment on Typical from my so called imaginary friend 4 weeks ago:
If you know you are not crazy, saying “sorry, I’m crazy” is an outright lie.
So, people will assert a false statement and get upset at an honest response? TF is wrong with normies?
Even if I am completely aware that they are lying, I generally don’t get a positive response when I call them out on it.
I’ll just smile and nod and dismiss whatever they said.
- Comment on Coles to stop selling knives nationwide [while they conduct a review?] after staff member stabbed 5 weeks ago:
The safety brigade knows no bounds.
- Comment on Nom nom 1 month ago:
I think about it the same way I think about + and -. I don’t think at all. I just know.
- Comment on Stranger danger warning in eastern suburbs today 2 months ago:
You’d think a kid would have noted a rego by now. How hard is it to ping a white van hanging around schools?
- Comment on idk french but this escalated quickly 3 months ago:
They turned it into Cher-noble.
- Comment on Let's reclaim Doge! 3 months ago:
I keep telling you. She’s 18 years old, and she’s dead.
- Comment on I always get them confused. 4 months ago:
The best rule: It’s fantasy if there is a sword.
- Comment on Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth? 6 months ago:
We call it “streaming”.
- Comment on [deleted] 8 months ago:
What’s the lesson here? Clean your bongs?
Imagine facing 30 years for not emptying out an old coffee cup.
- Comment on Fractals 8 months ago:
But it’s a badass fucking fractal!
- Comment on How do you search for honest product recommendations? 8 months ago:
Don’t search for reviews. Search for forum posts where users are having issues. “[Product] + [not working/failed/broken]” gets you an idea of what the product is like to live with, and now quickly issues get resolved.
- Comment on Victoria is launching a trial exploring medicinal cannabis patients being allowed to drive. Here's how it will work 8 months ago:
the drug is the second most frequently found substance in the bodies of drivers involved in fatal motor vehicle accidents after alcohol.
I suspect if they had a control group for this, they would find it is also the second most frequently found substance in the bodies of everyone everywhere, after alcohol.
- Comment on How do recommend eating this? 9 months ago:
Poke a pinhole and squeeze the juice into your mouth.
- Comment on [deleted] 9 months ago:
Protip: use frinkiac.com to generate Simpsons memes effortlessly.
- Comment on What do you do with your time after leaving Reddit? 9 months ago:
Most of the reason I liked reddit (and use Lemmy) is because I use it almost exclusively while people are talking. Sound must always be off.
- Comment on Limited edition Great Gatsby 10 months ago:
There’s a Mulligrubs vibe to this.
- Comment on RIP in pieces 10 months ago:
Yeah, and I have to practice mental arithmetic because I won’t always have a calculator in my pocket.
- Comment on Rest easy 10 months ago:
Not sure of trolling… or just very stupid.
- Comment on Man, 21, charged with murder after 23yo woman's body found near Ballarat 10 months ago:
This is just devastating. Clunes is such a small town with cheery folk who probably all know each other.
- Comment on Push to lower Australia's compulsory voting age to 16 as advocate says youngsters feeling 'disenfranchised' 10 months ago:
My 2c, it should be optional at 16; mandatory at 18.
- Comment on Victoria to roll out tobacco licensing scheme by year's end 10 months ago:
I reckon alcohol, tobacco, gambling and marijuana should all be treated equally by law. Licensing, taxation, criminal sanctions - the same for each.
- Comment on Carbon emissions limits for cars weakened amid opposition's 'ute tax' campaign 10 months ago:
Ugh. Start charging rego by the kilo already. Big vehicles are an inconvenience to absolutely everyone.
- Comment on Waverley Park — Melbourne's car-dependent suburban AFL stadium with a planned seated capacity of over 150,000 (not a typo!) 11 months ago:
I remember watching my dad direct traffic there. It took a full police unit to pull it off.