idk french but this escalated quickly

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• ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Doesn’t splitting helium into hydrogen absorb energy?

  Fusion bombs fuse hydrogen into helium.

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  • EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    France just happened to get nuked by the English at that very moment. It was unrelated to the helium situation

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    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Its actually the Germans dressed as the English, retribution for France planning on nuking them if the cold war got hot. Also it wa as all of Germany not just the Eastern half.

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  • obscur_e@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are you alchemist? Is it true you can cut an atom with knife like potato

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes. Finding a knife-like potato is difficult, though.

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  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Split atom and you get energy

    Not that atom - look you’re doing it wrong

    Yeah, you are right. You don’t energy for fusing elements heavier than iron and you definitely don’t get energy from fission of helium-4.

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  • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There should still be lots of energy stored holding it together. It’s just incredibly hard to split.

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    • zagaberoo@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There is no* energy stored holding it together, just as there is no energy released when splitting a brick from the ground or splitting two magnets.

      *The energy stored in the electrical repulsion of the protons is much much less than the energy required to break the strong force bonds amongst the protons and neutrons, so energy is consumed rather than released in a split.

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    • ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But it takes more energy to split than you get out of it.

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• unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  is it not the same in english? noble gases?

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  • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You did great and it’s the same message either way but, just for fun, your translation in French would be:

    bonjour je m’appelle helium. j’suis un gaz noble.

    (The literal translation would be “mon nom est helium” but people don’t usually talk like that- just like the literal translation of “je m’appelle” is “I call myself” but people don’t usually talk like that)

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  • obscur_e@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I should have mentioned idk chemistry either

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• zagaberoo@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I realize trolling nerds is part of the appeal, but this gag would actually work with heavier noble gases like krypton, xenon, or radon.

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• pHr34kY@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They turned it into Cher-noble.

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• TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hello, it’s me Helium

  I am a noble gas

  Noble?

  Unintelligible

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is .clear a stand-in TLD for non-TOR sites, or a science joke?

    I like it either way

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    • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I translated photofunky.net as if it were French lol. “Photo funky” is how you would say “funky photo” in French. And net is a word in both languages too, so I just with a different meaning for the joke

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  hon hon hon!

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