EmoDuck
@EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on What should I bring to far-north Scandinavia? 2 days ago:
Bojangles
- Comment on idk french but this escalated quickly 2 days ago:
France just happened to get nuked by the English at that very moment. It was unrelated to the helium situation
- Comment on Why isn't apple a popular ice cream flavor? 1 month ago:
I’ve recently had a similar discussion on why orange ice cream isn’t that popular, but exists in form of water ice
Our conclusion was that acidic flavors, like orange and apple can be just aren’t good combined with cream, instead being better served as a sorbet
- Comment on Eureka 1 month ago:
But he did have two sisters, which makes this post a lot weirder
- Comment on Very thankful 1 month ago:
Quick question, is this a tax deductible donation? The IRS won’t answer my emails on this
- Comment on Ok so coffee is made from coffee beans. And beans are *also* made from beans. Why is nobody making, like, black bean coffee? 2 months ago:
Unfortunately only in culinary terms, as neither vanilla nor coffee beans are true beans
- Comment on Hideo 1 2 months ago:
Mads looks genuinely upset that you interrupted their little love section
- Comment on 86' Fleetwood Bounder 2 months ago:
This is my private domicile and I will not be harassed
- Comment on Do it 3 months ago:
Mine can be turned around and have “9mm” and “11mm”
- Comment on Why do people complain about multiple streaming platforms existing? 3 months ago:
The problem is exclusive rights.
If you wanna watch 3 different shows but they are all on different platforms, then you gotta go and pay for all 3. You can’t just watch the Netflix version of Loki, or the Disney+ version of Ted Lasso.
You mentioned monopolies but the problem is that each platform holds hundreds of monopolies, each for one specific show/movie.
In a perfect world, there would be some sort of law or agreement against exclusive rights, where every service can show any product they bought the (non-exclusive) rights to.
In that scenario, streaming services would have to compete by being the cheapest or offering the best service.
But alas, this is not a perfect world
- Comment on Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth? 3 months ago:
So the penis inspectior that shows up at my house two times a month is a fraud?
- Comment on How come neither burps nor hiccups are usually painful, but a combination of both is? 3 months ago:
I’m pretty sure that the act of simply drinking something is a known remedy for hiccups. So I guess drinking through that straw does work, it’s just not because of the straw
- Comment on Fallout London's Robot Speaker of the House Played by UK's Actual Former Speaker of the House 3 months ago:
As a non english native I hate how english will sometimes capitalize 90% of the words when written as a title
- Comment on Anon experiences loss 3 months ago:
Fruit is a biological term, vegetable a culinary. They are not mutually exclusive
- Comment on Awnings: a simple cooling tech we apparently forgot about 3 months ago:
You should actually watch the video, he does adress them
- Comment on How I explain my job 4 months ago:
The behavioral scientist studying mice in mazes: “Same”
- Comment on I should be banned from using microwaves 4 months ago:
I don’t think there’s much evidence besides people asking for help on forums after doing it, but those could also be fake.
Also keep in mind that everything on the internet is a lie ment to infuriate you
- Comment on Prequel dialogue 4 months ago:
Birds aren’t the descendents of dinosaurs, they ARE dinosaurs. So yes, chickens do harch from dinosaur eggs
- Comment on Anon smashes his head 4 months ago:
Lmao, Anon’s just mad that OP now get to slap that ghostussy
- Comment on Also, you have been turned into a worm. 4 months ago:
An infinite set doesn’t necessarily contain every number. And the Grand Hilbert Hotel is known for having a strict policy against Tartarus convict’s
- Comment on What's the worst hacking scene from any movie or show? 4 months ago:
The movie Who Am I has some great hacking scenes since most of them are like 20% actual hacking and 80% social engineering and getting physical access to places/servers.
It’s made by the same people who made Dark so if you liked that show and are willing to read subtitles
- Comment on the truth 4 months ago:
Spaghetti > Meatball
- Comment on How do you get people to wash their vegetables when you're at their house and you don't wanna seem rude? 4 months ago:
Obligatory Adam Ragusea video for this topic
- Comment on You shall be remembered 5 months ago:
What’s the name of that African king who was the richest man in all of history? I don’t remember anything about him but his salary
- Comment on The best computer from 2014 5 months ago:
Here’s how you build a high-spec’s top-tier gaming PC for a hundred dollars:
1 - Go to your non-local consumer electronics store
2 - Find the most miserable looking employee
3 - “Hey bro, I give you 100 bucks if you tell me your guys’ security code”
4 - Come back at night
5 - You get the idea
- Comment on New unit of measurement 5 months ago:
Hail the size of energy.
Drink can pelts Texas
- Comment on How do you search for honest product recommendations? 5 months ago:
I look at negative reviews. If they are all dumb stuff like “FedEx lost my package, 0 stars” instead of actual complaints I know the product is good
- Comment on How do you search for honest product recommendations? 5 months ago:
I’d do that too but Bad Dragon doesn’t seem to want to expand into my neighborhood
- Comment on a 320 year old elf marries an 80 year old human: Is the elf robbing the cradle, or the grave? 5 months ago:
That’s how you get Bretons
- Comment on Could I get an autopsy done on myself while I'm alive? 5 months ago:
You dropped this, king: 🤓