EmoDuck

@EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jack Black tells Minecraft Movie audience to stop throwing popcorn⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  In other news, Barbara Streisand has asked people to please stop sharing photographs of her house…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horses ARE Forever⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You sure about that? I found this graph [Source] for population of farm based horses.
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  They only look at US based horses, but according to World Population Review the US are the top owners of horses, having 18% of them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There Have Been Times I Liked The Villain Dynamics Better⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Heros: “We did it, we finally killed the evil bad guy”

  The evil bad guy’s 12 best friends:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do spiders poop ?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There are face mites that also don’t poop. Their lifes are so short that simple holding it in till they’re dead is easier

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘There will always be people like you’: Tekken boss blasts ‘disrespectful’ fan for criticising character’s new look⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  For a second I thought they went full meta and made an in-game mini boss or final boss that talks directly to that fan

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This letter from "Friends of Zion" my grandmother received today⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But “wiping something off the map” already is a metaphor.
  If you literally “wipe something off a map” it would mean that you walk up to a map, take out a piece of cloth or similar wiping implement, and wipe the map until whatever you want to “wipe off” is no longer recognizable.

  Which I guess is bad in terms that you’ve just damaged a piece of navigational equipment, not nothing really happened aside from that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The title is somewhat ambiguous on weather the daughter also lives in France, so I’m assuming she still lives in her original, non-French speaking country but just talks to you in French now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should I be Concerned?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit, I love things. Some of my favorite things are things

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why the long gill?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Regular doesn’t mean often. It could be regular by evolutionary standard, in which case the next reminder should come when we’ve evolved into crabs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's just a Planck bro⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, I can imagine half a plank length Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Algae Rock!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, they also have 70% of the earths surface while trees only have 30%

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this Malawi gold shit is wayy strong than I was expecting⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Takeout

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wipes his ass⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro, you’re supposed to use a NEW piece to wipe each time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wipes his ass⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I get all my wipes out at the beginning of the month, that way I don’t have to waste time later on

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Sonic the Hedgehog 3' To Best 'Mufasa' at U.S. Box Office, But Disney Pic Eyes $180M Global Opening⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Headlines Where almost Every Word is Capitalized Are Stupid And Should Fucking Die

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨About to turn the car to a flying car⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Plot twist: That reading is in Bar

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon hates spiders⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Half of all superheroes have blatant copies, and the other half are blatant copies themselves

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No one showed up to his party⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a theory that would satisfy both your concerns. He has the fridge full of beer, chilled and ready to drink.

  Once people start taking them out you put the one’s from the counter in to cool down

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fashion is cyclical⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I read “Orcas” as “Oscar” for a second was very surprised as to what gad happened to the academy awards

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drink the climate change away⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So what you’re saying is I should drink the water that drips out of my exhaust when I start the car on colder days?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people say "quote unquote something" and not "quote something unquote" ?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, it’s “quote unquote”? I have always been saying “quote on quote” my whole life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨According to the Wall Street Journal, "Wicked" Parts One and Two cost $320 million ($160 million per film). Both parts were shot back-to-back.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Right, because people are only allowed to do anything if they have been explicitly asked beforehand to do it

  That reminds me, please provide evidence that someone asked you to write this comment

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What should I bring to far-north Scandinavia?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bojangles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨idk french but this escalated quickly⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  France just happened to get nuked by the English at that very moment. It was unrelated to the helium situation

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why isn't apple a popular ice cream flavor?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve recently had a similar discussion on why orange ice cream isn’t that popular, but exists in form of water ice

  Our conclusion was that acidic flavors, like orange and apple can be just aren’t good combined with cream, instead being better served as a sorbet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eureka⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But he did have two sisters, which makes this post a lot weirder

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very thankful⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Quick question, is this a tax deductible donation? The IRS won’t answer my emails on this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok so coffee is made from coffee beans. And beans are *also* made from beans. Why is nobody making, like, black bean coffee?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Unfortunately only in culinary terms, as neither vanilla nor coffee beans are true beans

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hideo 1⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mads looks genuinely upset that you interrupted their little love section

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨86' Fleetwood Bounder⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is my private domicile and I will not be harassed