EmoDuck

@EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should I be Concerned?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit, I love things. Some of my favorite things are things

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why the long gill?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Regular doesn’t mean often. It could be regular by evolutionary standard, in which case the next reminder should come when we’ve evolved into crabs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's just a Planck bro⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, I can imagine half a plank length Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Algae Rock!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, they also have 70% of the earths surface while trees only have 30%

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this Malawi gold shit is wayy strong than I was expecting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Takeout

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wipes his ass⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro, you’re supposed to use a NEW piece to wipe each time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wipes his ass⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I get all my wipes out at the beginning of the month, that way I don’t have to waste time later on

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Sonic the Hedgehog 3' To Best 'Mufasa' at U.S. Box Office, But Disney Pic Eyes $180M Global Opening⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Headlines Where almost Every Word is Capitalized Are Stupid And Should Fucking Die

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨About to turn the car to a flying car⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Plot twist: That reading is in Bar

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon hates spiders⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Half of all superheroes have blatant copies, and the other half are blatant copies themselves

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No one showed up to his party⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a theory that would satisfy both your concerns. He has the fridge full of beer, chilled and ready to drink.

  Once people start taking them out you put the one’s from the counter in to cool down

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fashion is cyclical⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I read “Orcas” as “Oscar” for a second was very surprised as to what gad happened to the academy awards

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drink the climate change away⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So what you’re saying is I should drink the water that drips out of my exhaust when I start the car on colder days?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people say "quote unquote something" and not "quote something unquote" ?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, it’s “quote unquote”? I have always been saying “quote on quote” my whole life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨According to the Wall Street Journal, "Wicked" Parts One and Two cost $320 million ($160 million per film). Both parts were shot back-to-back.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Right, because people are only allowed to do anything if they have been explicitly asked beforehand to do it

  That reminds me, please provide evidence that someone asked you to write this comment

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What should I bring to far-north Scandinavia?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bojangles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨idk french but this escalated quickly⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  France just happened to get nuked by the English at that very moment. It was unrelated to the helium situation

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why isn't apple a popular ice cream flavor?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve recently had a similar discussion on why orange ice cream isn’t that popular, but exists in form of water ice

  Our conclusion was that acidic flavors, like orange and apple can be just aren’t good combined with cream, instead being better served as a sorbet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eureka⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But he did have two sisters, which makes this post a lot weirder

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very thankful⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Quick question, is this a tax deductible donation? The IRS won’t answer my emails on this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok so coffee is made from coffee beans. And beans are *also* made from beans. Why is nobody making, like, black bean coffee?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Unfortunately only in culinary terms, as neither vanilla nor coffee beans are true beans

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hideo 1⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mads looks genuinely upset that you interrupted their little love section

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨86' Fleetwood Bounder⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is my private domicile and I will not be harassed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine can be turned around and have “9mm” and “11mm”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people complain about multiple streaming platforms existing?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The problem is exclusive rights.

  If you wanna watch 3 different shows but they are all on different platforms, then you gotta go and pay for all 3. You can’t just watch the Netflix version of Loki, or the Disney+ version of Ted Lasso.

  You mentioned monopolies but the problem is that each platform holds hundreds of monopolies, each for one specific show/movie.

  In a perfect world, there would be some sort of law or agreement against exclusive rights, where every service can show any product they bought the (non-exclusive) rights to.

  In that scenario, streaming services would have to compete by being the cheapest or offering the best service.

  But alas, this is not a perfect world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So the penis inspectior that shows up at my house two times a month is a fraud?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come neither burps nor hiccups are usually painful, but a combination of both is?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure that the act of simply drinking something is a known remedy for hiccups. So I guess drinking through that straw does work, it’s just not because of the straw

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fallout London's Robot Speaker of the House Played by UK's Actual Former Speaker of the House⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As a non english native I hate how english will sometimes capitalize 90% of the words when written as a title

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon experiences loss⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fruit is a biological term, vegetable a culinary. They are not mutually exclusive

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Awnings: a simple cooling tech we apparently forgot about⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You should actually watch the video, he does adress them