EmoDuck
@EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on 'Sonic the Hedgehog 3' To Best 'Mufasa' at U.S. Box Office, But Disney Pic Eyes $180M Global Opening 2 days ago:
Headlines Where almost Every Word is Capitalized Are Stupid And Should Fucking Die
- Comment on About to turn the car to a flying car 2 days ago:
Plot twist: That reading is in Bar
- Comment on Anon hates spiders 3 days ago:
Half of all superheroes have blatant copies, and the other half are blatant copies themselves
- Comment on No one showed up to his party 1 week ago:
I have a theory that would satisfy both your concerns. He has the fridge full of beer, chilled and ready to drink.
Once people start taking them out you put the one’s from the counter in to cool down
- Comment on Fashion is cyclical 3 weeks ago:
I read “Orcas” as “Oscar” for a second was very surprised as to what gad happened to the academy awards
- Comment on Drink the climate change away 4 weeks ago:
So what you’re saying is I should drink the water that drips out of my exhaust when I start the car on colder days?
- Comment on Why do people say "quote unquote something" and not "quote something unquote" ? 4 weeks ago:
Wait, it’s “quote unquote”? I have always been saying “quote on quote” my whole life.
- Comment on According to the Wall Street Journal, "Wicked" Parts One and Two cost $320 million ($160 million per film). Both parts were shot back-to-back. 4 weeks ago:
Right, because people are only allowed to do anything if they have been explicitly asked beforehand to do it
That reminds me, please provide evidence that someone asked you to write this comment
- Comment on What should I bring to far-north Scandinavia? 5 weeks ago:
Bojangles
- Comment on idk french but this escalated quickly 5 weeks ago:
France just happened to get nuked by the English at that very moment. It was unrelated to the helium situation
- Comment on Why isn't apple a popular ice cream flavor? 2 months ago:
I’ve recently had a similar discussion on why orange ice cream isn’t that popular, but exists in form of water ice
Our conclusion was that acidic flavors, like orange and apple can be just aren’t good combined with cream, instead being better served as a sorbet
- Comment on Eureka 2 months ago:
But he did have two sisters, which makes this post a lot weirder
- Comment on Very thankful 2 months ago:
Quick question, is this a tax deductible donation? The IRS won’t answer my emails on this
- Comment on Ok so coffee is made from coffee beans. And beans are *also* made from beans. Why is nobody making, like, black bean coffee? 3 months ago:
Unfortunately only in culinary terms, as neither vanilla nor coffee beans are true beans
- Comment on Hideo 1 3 months ago:
Mads looks genuinely upset that you interrupted their little love section
- Comment on 86' Fleetwood Bounder 4 months ago:
This is my private domicile and I will not be harassed
- Comment on Do it 4 months ago:
Mine can be turned around and have “9mm” and “11mm”
- Comment on Why do people complain about multiple streaming platforms existing? 4 months ago:
The problem is exclusive rights.
If you wanna watch 3 different shows but they are all on different platforms, then you gotta go and pay for all 3. You can’t just watch the Netflix version of Loki, or the Disney+ version of Ted Lasso.
You mentioned monopolies but the problem is that each platform holds hundreds of monopolies, each for one specific show/movie.
In a perfect world, there would be some sort of law or agreement against exclusive rights, where every service can show any product they bought the (non-exclusive) rights to.
In that scenario, streaming services would have to compete by being the cheapest or offering the best service.
But alas, this is not a perfect world
- Comment on Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth? 4 months ago:
So the penis inspectior that shows up at my house two times a month is a fraud?
- Comment on How come neither burps nor hiccups are usually painful, but a combination of both is? 4 months ago:
I’m pretty sure that the act of simply drinking something is a known remedy for hiccups. So I guess drinking through that straw does work, it’s just not because of the straw
- Comment on Fallout London's Robot Speaker of the House Played by UK's Actual Former Speaker of the House 5 months ago:
As a non english native I hate how english will sometimes capitalize 90% of the words when written as a title
- Comment on Anon experiences loss 5 months ago:
Fruit is a biological term, vegetable a culinary. They are not mutually exclusive
- Comment on Awnings: a simple cooling tech we apparently forgot about 5 months ago:
You should actually watch the video, he does adress them
- Comment on How I explain my job 5 months ago:
The behavioral scientist studying mice in mazes: “Same”
- Comment on I should be banned from using microwaves 5 months ago:
I don’t think there’s much evidence besides people asking for help on forums after doing it, but those could also be fake.
Also keep in mind that everything on the internet is a lie ment to infuriate you
- Comment on Prequel dialogue 5 months ago:
Birds aren’t the descendents of dinosaurs, they ARE dinosaurs. So yes, chickens do harch from dinosaur eggs
- Comment on Anon smashes his head 5 months ago:
Lmao, Anon’s just mad that OP now get to slap that ghostussy
- Comment on Also, you have been turned into a worm. 5 months ago:
An infinite set doesn’t necessarily contain every number. And the Grand Hilbert Hotel is known for having a strict policy against Tartarus convict’s
- Comment on What's the worst hacking scene from any movie or show? 5 months ago:
The movie Who Am I has some great hacking scenes since most of them are like 20% actual hacking and 80% social engineering and getting physical access to places/servers.
It’s made by the same people who made Dark so if you liked that show and are willing to read subtitles
- Comment on the truth 5 months ago:
Spaghetti > Meatball