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• Isoprenoid@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Isaac Newton was a life time bachelor.

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Newton#Personality

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  • EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But he did have two sisters, which makes this post a lot weirder

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  • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I thought that was the joke here, isn’t it? He stayed virgin…?

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• Pissman2020@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m gonna go ahead and be that guy and point out the fact that in the panels showing himat his desk from the inside, th window is to his right and there’s no wall right next to him, while the one from the outside has the window directly in line with him and it’s breaking me

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  • Broken_Monitor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But at least the formulas and constants appear to be correct

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  • troyunrau@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My gawd, you’ve entirely ruined my enjoyment of this cucumber.

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  • Bertuccio@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m gonna be the guy that points out cucumbers are spiky before they get to the grocery store…

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    • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ve grown lots of cucumbers, and while I haven’t shoved them in my arse, I can confirm that they are smooth. Ridge cucumbers can have spikes, you may be thinking of them.

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  • flughoernchen@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s all just one room, they moved the desk to the window to make place for a bed.

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  • altasshet@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I sure hope somebody got fired for this blunder!

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  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He moved his desk to a different room/window

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  • Damage@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    you mean zucchini

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  • BugleFingers@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It looks correct to me, the inside view doesn’t even clear the window, the outside view shows that the wall is maybe ~1’ past the window frame which we don’t even see on the inside shot. Unless I’m missing something?

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• xantoxis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A cucumber tree? Sir, this is a science community.

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  • phdepressed@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The cucumber is on the ground. And cucumbers do grow on plants.

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    • xantoxis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Admittedly the image quality is “this meme first appeared in a dirty magazine in 1986 and has been re-compressed twice a year since the internet was invented”, but there are falling lines above the cucumber, and a little puff of smoke where it hits the ground. It’s depicted as falling out of a tree.

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  • ulterno@lemmy.kde.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The cucumber just fell out of a peddler’s basket who was moving ahead of the woman under the tree.

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  • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If they don’t grow on trees then why are they green.

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Isaac fucked the apple too tho.

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  • PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That must have taken more practice than doing a cucumber, though.

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Told by Isaac doctors, and a team of nurses, and the results of local biggest apple contest.

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    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Please don’t try it unless you can already fist yourself, or the retrieval will be a lot more painful!

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• DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Needs more jpeg

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• SomeGuy69@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I always laugh at stuff like the small dust cloud of the cucumber, as if it just popped into existence and caused air pressure.

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  • LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think it fell off the vine like the apple fell off the tree

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• NerdyPopRocks@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The center wall that separates the windows is larger on the inside than the outside. Fun

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  • MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This was before Newtonian physics were established vs after. Newton observed the universe and therefore altered it in the process.

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• Mango@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If girls are really so down bad, why don’t they act like it?

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  • flicker@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Society.

    Have you seen how people treat a girl who is open about wanting sex? It’s not good.

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    • Mango@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They probably have sex with her.

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    • nikaaa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      unfortunately

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  • match@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    if girls like sex so much why don’t they cum when I have sex with them???

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    • Mango@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Breh.

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  • Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m sorry you are not familiar enough with one to know this. You know the difference between men and women? There basically isn’t one. We are 99.9% similar.

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    • Mango@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Guess my ex probably isn’t a good indicator.

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  • 2ugly2live@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Weird generalization on almost every level.

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