I’m gonna go ahead and be that guy and point out the fact that in the panels showing himat his desk from the inside, th window is to his right and there’s no wall right next to him, while the one from the outside has the window directly in line with him and it’s breaking me
Eureka
Submitted 8 months ago by Lisk91@sh.itjust.works to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Pissman2020@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Broken_Monitor@lemmy.world 8 months ago
But at least the formulas and constants appear to be correct
troyunrau@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
My gawd, you’ve entirely ruined my enjoyment of this cucumber.
Bertuccio@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’m gonna be the guy that points out cucumbers are spiky before they get to the grocery store…
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’ve grown lots of cucumbers, and while I haven’t shoved them in my arse, I can confirm that they are smooth. Ridge cucumbers can have spikes, you may be thinking of them.
flughoernchen@feddit.org 8 months ago
It’s all just one room, they moved the desk to the window to make place for a bed.
altasshet@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
I sure hope somebody got fired for this blunder!
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
He moved his desk to a different room/window
Damage@feddit.it 8 months ago
you mean zucchini
BugleFingers@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It looks correct to me, the inside view doesn’t even clear the window, the outside view shows that the wall is maybe ~1’ past the window frame which we don’t even see on the inside shot. Unless I’m missing something?
xantoxis@lemmy.world 8 months ago
A cucumber tree? Sir, this is a science community.
phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
The cucumber is on the ground. And cucumbers do grow on plants.
xantoxis@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Admittedly the image quality is “this meme first appeared in a dirty magazine in 1986 and has been re-compressed twice a year since the internet was invented”, but there are falling lines above the cucumber, and a little puff of smoke where it hits the ground. It’s depicted as falling out of a tree.
ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 8 months ago
The cucumber just fell out of a peddler’s basket who was moving ahead of the woman under the tree.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 8 months ago
If they don’t grow on trees then why are they green.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Isaac fucked the apple too tho.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That must have taken more practice than doing a cucumber, though.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Told by Isaac doctors, and a team of nurses, and the results of local biggest apple contest.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Please don’t try it unless you can already fist yourself, or the retrieval will be a lot more painful!
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Needs more jpeg
SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I always laugh at stuff like the small dust cloud of the cucumber, as if it just popped into existence and caused air pressure.
LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
I think it fell off the vine like the apple fell off the tree
NerdyPopRocks@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The center wall that separates the windows is larger on the inside than the outside. Fun
MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 8 months ago
This was before Newtonian physics were established vs after. Newton observed the universe and therefore altered it in the process.
Mango@lemmy.world 8 months ago
If girls are really so down bad, why don’t they act like it?
flicker@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Society.
Have you seen how people treat a girl who is open about wanting sex? It’s not good.
Mango@lemmy.world 8 months ago
They probably have sex with her.
nikaaa@lemmy.world 7 months ago
unfortunately
match@pawb.social 8 months ago
if girls like sex so much why don’t they cum when I have sex with them???
Mango@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Breh.
Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’m sorry you are not familiar enough with one to know this. You know the difference between men and women? There basically isn’t one. We are 99.9% similar.
Mango@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Guess my ex probably isn’t a good indicator.
2ugly2live@lemmy.world 8 months ago
johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Weird generalization on almost every level.
Isoprenoid@programming.dev 8 months ago
Isaac Newton was a life time bachelor.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Newton#Personality
EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
But he did have two sisters, which makes this post a lot weirder
mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
I thought that was the joke here, isn’t it? He stayed virgin…?