zagaberoo

@zagaberoo@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bird Bath⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I assume you don’t have a scrotum to test for yourself, but oddly it wouldn’t hurt at all.

  The balls are ultra sensitive, but for some reason the scrote itself just laughs in the face of danger. You can pinch the shit out of it and feel nothing. Just pinching random arm skin hurts a lot quicker than pinching the ol ballsack. And stretching? Forget about it. That’s the thing’s whole job.

  just keep the actual plumbing clear of the carnage

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bird Bath⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I took it like she’s tryna fuck but isn’t that into the guy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was rigged?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wrestling fans know good kayfabe when they see it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA President term limits⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d call that a coup!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA President term limits⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thankfully it is not a law and congress can’t change it. It’s the 22nd amendment to the constitution and thus would require 3/4 of the states to ratify a change. A coup is more likely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Habits of Insects⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, Kabosu was a gem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨idk french but this escalated quickly⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I realize trolling nerds is part of the appeal, but this gag would actually work with heavier noble gases like krypton, xenon, or radon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨idk french but this escalated quickly⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There is no* energy stored holding it together, just as there is no energy released when splitting a brick from the ground or splitting two magnets.

  *The energy stored in the electrical repulsion of the protons is much much less than the energy required to break the strong force bonds amongst the protons and neutrons, so energy is consumed rather than released in a split.