Bird Bath

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• dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨57⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I mean, considering teabagging is already a thing, is this really that bad? Probably less gross than naval shots. Nobody has a clean naval for long, and clubbing is done at the end of the day, and involves dancing and sweating.

  The straw’s weird though. Just lap it up.

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  • tomi000@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Drinking from a guys sweaty nuts? Thats def waaay geosser than navel shots

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨31⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Is this for like a seniors club? Don’t feel like this is really very feasible unless you are over 50.

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• jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s nothing, how about the Slovakian Traffic Cone?

  www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Slovakian…

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    large, preferably yellow

    lol

    reads the rest

    jfc I’m out

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  • StThicket@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    That’s enough internet for today. ಠ_ಠ

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  • thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s a bit much, I’ll stick to the Rusty Trombone

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    • porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Yeah but people actually do that, as opposed to the edgy preteen nonsense above

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• TIN@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why the straw though, what’s wrong with lapping it up like a cat?

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  • zagaberoo@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I took it like she’s tryna fuck but isn’t that into the guy.

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• Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My life would have been better not havimg suun diS

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  • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fella had a stroke right there

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    • mhague@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      He was monkey pawed out of existence as he typed

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• Hadriscus@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  you don’t wanna hear about elephant shower

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  • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Seconding the desire to know

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  • TIN@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Now I do

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• Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why does this need to be a thing? I know it is, but people, seriously. Get on with life.

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  • maxenmajs@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m not into that kind of club scene but they seem to be enjoying their lives. I approve.

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• pero@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wouldn’t this like… Hurt??

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  • zagaberoo@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I assume you don’t have a scrotum to test for yourself, but oddly it wouldn’t hurt at all.

    The balls are ultra sensitive, but for some reason the scrote itself just laughs in the face of danger. You can pinch the shit out of it and feel nothing. Just pinching random arm skin hurts a lot quicker than pinching the ol ballsack. And stretching? Forget about it. That’s the thing’s whole job.

    just keep the actual plumbing clear of the carnage

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    • AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      I don’t think they’re asking about the stretching, but about having a puddle of alcohol on your scrotum. That was my first thought as well. Probably okay if it’s wine, but not sure about something high proof.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maybe if you do it with a Bloody Mary or have a cut on your nuts.

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    • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      “Tobacco Sauce”. That’s what I’ll start calling my morning loogies.

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