SayJess
@SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- Comment on Choose chicken. 1 day ago:
If you want less chickens, then you need to do your part, and eat more.
- Comment on Find Cow 1 day ago:
It’s right under COCOOW
- Comment on Why Ireland? 1 week ago:
Pretty sure the map could’ve been of Florida, and he wouldn’t have known any better.
- Comment on We are so close 1 week ago:
- Comment on Who's in the wrong here? 2 weeks ago:
The one who flaked, and then said that there were better options. I’d respond just like the one who luckily got away.
“Hey, I’m so sorry to do this, but, something came up”.
- Comment on Do you speak my language? 5 weeks ago:
Ok, now I’m back on board. I’ve got a pizza in the oven and some sour diesel at the ready.
- Comment on Do you speak my language? 5 weeks ago:
Fuck, I’m no better than a writer for Family Guy. 😭
- Comment on Do you speak my language? 5 weeks ago:
Did I just come up with a joke that was already done on Family Guy?
- Comment on Do you speak my language? 5 weeks ago:
Sorry I do not speak your language. These two sentences help me explain to you that I do not possess the current knowledge to speak or understand English. Again, I am so sorry, and hope that this does not sully the image you have of me. Please don’t ask me any follow up questions, because I will only be able to respond with a “eh…”, with an uneasy smile. Truly a pleasure.
- Comment on What's the best way to tell a kid that their dog died? 5 weeks ago:
My family never did the “live on a farm” thing. I thought that was just a TV trope. Don’t lie to kids about that stuff. They will experience death more often as they grow up, and it is on us as parents to help guide them through the grieving process and give them the coping skills they will need to handle loss.
- Comment on Anon has a very specific goal 5 weeks ago:
Get a million dollars.
- Comment on Behold: A vibe-designed pcb 5 weeks ago:
I was thinking the same!
- Comment on Behold: A vibe-designed pcb 5 weeks ago:
I could easily see this being a YouTube video, iterating to the point of getting a working PCB. The outcome would not be guaranteed, but it would be interesting, especially if it is absolutely terrible to the point it becomes a bit of a troll.
- Comment on If you were to generated a completely random sequence of sounds, how long would it take to produce music or a voice? 5 weeks ago:
Yes, in a span of now to infinity. It could take 13 weeks, or maybe 13 billion years. Maybe you’ve been clicking the button until entropy has leveled out, the final book of your life being the one written at the death of the universe. But your story hasn’t ended yet. You’re now a branch that needs to be pruned, existing in a space that doesn’t exist in any way we could ever conceive of…clicking the button. You got your hopes up 34 quadrillion years ago, but the final word was “their” instead of “there”. You’ll get their.
- Comment on Planet Fitness has a "No Commitment" membership, with a Commitment Length and buyout fee. 1 month ago:
I went in to cancel my membership a few months ago, and they said that it can be done online now. Which is good to know, if I ever decide to get a gym membership at PF again and then choose to cancel it.
- Comment on Romance is alive, unlike someone I know. 3 months ago:
You’re a monster. I love it 🥰
- Comment on What is the definitive way to play certain games? 3 months ago:
Should I put the RAM back in?
- Comment on Would the United States actually risk a Tiananmen Square incident? 3 months ago:
The other night, I was eating lunch at my desk, in our small open office. The IT guy and one of the robot techs were debating whether the summary execution of Alex Pretti was justified. IT guy believes the government’s version of events, suggesting that Alex brandished his firearm (which is patently false). They openly support the state’s murder, and further, encourage it. It might be a bit difficult to get them to go along with a massacre, but they’ve already been walked through 2 murders, and are primed for more.
Would something like this ever happen? Hope not. But if it does, god help us all.
- Comment on What's up with "Plex Servers"? 3 months ago:
I just wanted to be able to watch my movies on the TV. And then…I have like a dozen users with only 1-3 accessing the server at any given time. Now it is something special. I seriously need to get a NAS.
- Comment on Do you prefer fluffy UI over Liquid Glass? 3 months ago:
I don’t mind Liquid Glass, it’s fine. Fluffy though? Oh man that absolutely would have been a MobileSubstrate tweak back in the wild days of jailbreaking.
I adore this.
- Comment on If the 2028 United States presidential election was held today, who would you vote for? 3 months ago:
You’re right, there are effectively 2 options. Guess which option a trans person would vote for?
- Comment on If the 2028 United States presidential election was held today, who would you vote for? 3 months ago:
I would vote for whichever candidate that has firm, unflinching, support for Trans, NB and GNC people. Someone who will rescind every EO (with special focus on anti-LGBT orders), return our dignity and sense of belonging, and vow to veto any and all anti-LGBTQ+ pieces of legislation.
This is of course in addition to abolishing ICE.
Fat chance of either, unfortunately.
- Comment on Huh, a free DVD? 3 months ago:
Absolutely. This is truly a masterpiece.
- Comment on I've wondered since I was a youngin 3 months ago:
I’d say we throw that hypothetical person a parade. During which, they are presented with various awards, and accolades. Definitely an honorary doctorate somewhere too. We would then of course need to nominate that person for a Nobel peace prize—and I’d bet they’d win.
- Comment on It's easy 4 months ago:
Nepo baby’s: There is no spoon
- Comment on If God (or any creator of the universe) exists would he be made out of atoms? 4 months ago:
If god were real, and created the universe, I’d think that its existence would be described as something that just is. There is no start or end, no body to observe, nothing to communicate with. In the way that this supreme power would exist, there is no way for us to quantify it.
Maybe it’s excited oxygen molecules?
- Comment on Monke 4 months ago:
Just imagine how chill the world would be if we were all a bunch of goobers?
- Comment on Whats the best use for 75 dollars? 4 months ago:
If nothing comes to mind right away, then perhaps set the money aside for when you do need it.
- Comment on Guys... what the fuck? No really? 5 months ago:
Damn, those DSL’s though…
- Comment on Korn? 5 months ago:
That’s a-maize-ing!