DJKJuicy
@DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Anyone in tech confirm? 4 hours ago:
Yes and no. Just like John Wick still had his hitman tools hidden in his house, tech workers who say they want to buy a farm and be a luddite will not be able to resist having a hidden server closet in their farmhouse.
- Comment on Be careful with this information 1 week ago:
Holy shit an in the wild Hydraulic Press Channel “Vot De Fok” reference on a random Sunday evening!
This short thread following the OPs post got me good. Thanks for the uncontrollable 60 seconds of laughter!
- Comment on Relationship Goals 2 weeks ago:
Every night, you say?
Every night?
- Comment on FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 4 weeks ago:
Whatever the case, the return of the OG 7-Layer Burrito brought me back to Taco Bell. If it disappears again from my menu in the app then I’ll probably stop going to Taco Bell again.
It looks like the 7-Layer Burrito is there because of their “Decades Menu” promotion so it’s not looking good…
- Comment on FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 4 weeks ago:
Maybe I’m lucky? Here’s the Taco Bell app from 30 seconds ago:
It is listed under “Member Exclusives” in the menu and not under burritos for some reason.
I’m kind of a big deal so maybe they just make them special for me [checks manicure].
- Comment on 🔥🔥🔥 4 weeks ago:
The guy in the meme is the Original Tribal Chief Joe “Roman Reigns” Anoa’i…The OTC.
I really could have gone my whole life without knowing his political beliefs. I don’t like politics in my wrasslin’. But since he felt like he had to share and this is a political meme, that question came naturally to me.
- Comment on 🔥🔥🔥 4 weeks ago:
Wonder how the OTC actually feels about this?
- Comment on FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 4 weeks ago:
I mean it sucks that this is an old screenshot to try to generate a narrative, and the narrative is probably still accurate, but GOT DAMN don’t make me worry about the 7-layer burrito like that.
- Comment on Bank Workers, Rejoice! 4 weeks ago:
I can’t believe this is real.
Home ownership out of reach? No problem, just never own a home. Bing bang boom.
- Comment on New Year? In this economy? 4 weeks ago:
I would love to have another 1997. Man I loved that year. A 1998 would be cool too.
- Comment on Banana 1 month ago:
Except for there is like a 1 hour window when they taste really good and have a good texture. In between when they’re green and taste like chalk and when they’re full yellow and taste like mushy baby food.
Right in that 1 hour window? Delicious.
- Comment on What’s wrong, babe? You barely touched your Spaghetacos 1 month ago:
So at Universal Halloween Horror Nights they have Freddy Fazbear’s spaghetti pizza.
Now spaghetti pizza you could argue is not quite as bad as a spaghetti taco, but I really thought spaghetti pizza was an abomination.
That. Shit. Was. Straight. Fire.
The spaghetti pizza was so good that I’m sad now that I genuinely don’t know of I am ever going to have that specific meal again…maybe I can order a cheese pizza and make some spaghetti and meatballs and slap it on top? I just don’t think it will be the same.
Anywho…I would definitely try those spaghetti tacos.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Just straight up atrophied. Gone. Shriveled up like a raisin. Shriveled up like an old mans dusty balls.
- Comment on So...how the fuck do I trust *anything*? 2 months ago:
Honestly, in my opinion, follow the money. In any situation, try to figure out who will be making money. That’s where the truth is today.
Politicians --> money Corporations --> money News --> money TV/Music/Movies --> money
- Comment on Anon is in boadcasting 2 months ago:
I mean, do radio stations like that still exist?
- Comment on Anon goes on a diet 4 months ago:
I absolutely replaced cigarettes with food. 100%
- Comment on Anon goes on a diet 4 months ago:
Addicted to alcohol: Stop drinking. You can’t control an addiction so you have to completely stop.
Addicted to cigarettes: Stop smoking. You can’t control an addiction so you have to completely stop.
Addicted to crack: Stop smoking crack. You can’t control an addiction so you have to completely stop.
Addicted to food: Must be your fault for being weak-willed. Just don’t consume so much of that thing that you’re addicted to. You can control your addiction. Just stop being a loser…
The literal solution to every addiction is stop it, cold turkey. One Day At A Time But you can’t stop eating food.
- Comment on What are the best single episodes to show people new to Trek? 4 months ago:
TNG “Devil’s Due”
Top notch in my opinion. When Picard steps to The Devil (Ardra) is one of my top moments of all time.
I think lots of people could identify with this episode due to it’s scifi content and it’s theological content.
- Comment on Why do some people hate drinking water? 5 months ago:
People who don’t drink water make me unnaturally irritated. It’s just so crazy. “I don’t breathe air because don’t really like the taste”.
I know I sound like an asshole. It shouldn’t matter to me what you do. It’s your body and your life.
Still…c’mon, like what? It’s water. It brings life. It’s the original thirst quencher. It’s what your body needs. Just drink it.
- Comment on well... 6 months ago:
The Genie knew. Genies are jerks.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
PCs and all devices will become more locked down, with a small rebellious minority. Pretty much what we have today, but the divide will become greater.
All consumer devices are designed for the consumer to consume content. Music, Movies, Books, TV Shows, Web Sites, Social Media, Video Games…all of it. Very, very few people at the consumer level use computing power to perform complex calculations or process large datasets.
All of that content is someone else’s creation, and they want to get paid for their creation. Either by you directly purchasing/subscribing to what they’ve created, or via advertisers. Everyone has a rent or mortgage and bills to pay and they want to buy food and buy stuff for their kids.
Any time you sit in front of a screen, whether it’s a TV or a PC or a smartphone and begin to consume content, think about that. Whoever created what you’re looking at wants money, just like you want money.
So when a PC isn’t locked down to make sure you’re somehow paying for the content you consume, that upsets the entire supply chain that is delivering this content to your eyes and ears. They have to make sure they’re somehow getting paid…
- Comment on Anon reflects on a conundrum 6 months ago:
- Comment on Anon reflects on a conundrum 6 months ago:
This mirrored/asymmetrical stuff is mostly wrong. It can definitely cause an “uncanny” vibe but doesn’t explain why you’re a 7/10 in the mirror and a 3/10 in a photo.
You look different in the mirror versus photos because of the different focal length, different depth of field, and different angle.
I look pretty good to my own eye in the mirror but look like an absolute blumpkin in photos. However, you can take a pretty good selfie that looks like what you see in the mirror by placing the camera about 4 feet away from you and at a slightly elevated angle.
- Comment on Iceland approved the 4-day workweek in 2019: nearly 6 years later, all the predictions made have come true. 6 months ago:
I mean getting 4 or 8 or 12 or 16 hours a day of work out of me is kind of ridiculous anyway. I don’t have a job where X hours = Y production. “40 hours” a week is just my employer’s antiquated way of quantifying my work. I would prefer they just let me handle my responsibilities.
- Comment on Iceland approved the 4-day workweek in 2019: nearly 6 years later, all the predictions made have come true. 6 months ago:
I work a 4x10 workweek right now. Huge improvement on my quality of life. I use my free weekday to handle chores and shopping and appointments, then actually spend my weekend with my family. I’ve been doing this for about 3 years.
I know I’ll lose this someday. Eventually somebody will use it against me. That’s the day I’ll start entertaining new opportunities.
- Comment on You look like an adventurer with some unusual opinions. 7 months ago:
☝️
- Comment on You look like an adventurer with some unusual opinions. 7 months ago:
Why is the Original Tribal Chief in this meme, tho?
- Comment on Did the western world just suddenly go back to pretending wrestling is "real" for some reason? 7 months ago:
Totally agree but for the opposite reason.
Wrasslin’ is very story driven. Not everyone has time to watch, and the sports news outlets is all spoilers.
It’s like a Harry Potter fan opening their news feed to “Snape kills Dumbledore after epic battle!” plastered all over the news on the day after the book came out. (my apologies to any Harry Potter fans who haven’t read all the books or seen all the movies by now, in 2025).
- Comment on Did the western world just suddenly go back to pretending wrestling is "real" for some reason? 7 months ago:
I know professional wrestling is as real as the MCU or the latest episode of Severance. I am still entertained by all three.
Wrestling winds up in the “sports” section because news outlets have to classify it somehow. That’s not the fault of wrestling fans.
There’s really no need in life to yuck other people’s yum. If it’s not for you, that’s cool.
- Comment on I wonder if the "money can't buy you happiness" people ever lived in a car. 8 months ago:
Your basic needs aren’t being met. That is horrible for any human. I’m sorry… I’ve been there.
