I really hope they fully cooked that takoyaki I ate…
I’m pretty sure I’ve read that hentai.
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I really hope they fully cooked that takoyaki I ate…
I’m pretty sure I’ve read that hentai.
O-Diddy Where Art Thou?
In jail without bond, currently.
Or, the other way around 😉
Flexible enough? Sure.
But will it withstand my stomach acids?
Bro, it lives underwater, in the ocean, where there’s sharks and shit. It doesn’t care about your stomach acid.
It lives in water with salt. The average ocean pH value is 8.1. It’s a brain coated with a thin bit of goo.
My stomach is about 1.5 pH.
You could easily go through a waterslide, but if I change the water to be hydrochloric acid, you’re not gonna come out as fresh as you went in. And most skin on the face and body has a pH of between 4.7 and 5.75.
That beak is going to hurt like a mother, though.
No one said it wouldn’t be painful lol
TIL what that Coldplay song is about.
Beaked for your pleasure
And that’s why you should never trust an octopus.
You wouldn’t see us squid doing anything like that. Ick.
Stop, please. I can only get so erect.
a small one could probably go up that too
Stop it, you’ll make me cum
Could it survive the stomach acid?
Nope, that’s the point. That’s how we trick them into get eaten.
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
I have a stomach ache and this is not helping
It’s just fully autonomous pipe cleaning.
I’m pretty sure there’s japanese porn on this exact theme
Not just porn, but classic art by a famous artist. Check out Hokusai’s “The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife.”
That was a super interesting read! Thanks!
Prove it
Obligatory video (click at your own risk)
That’s just great! Now I want that :(
It’s called octopussying and you NORMOS and vegans STAY AWAY from KIR KINKCOMMUNITY (/s)
Prove it
Not again.
“This is my hole!”
Can it go the other way?
Yes, you can enter an octopus’ mouth, wriggle around through its digestive tract, and exit their anus. And when you’re done, you can eat the octopus shreds from it popping like a you-filled balloon.
Thanks to you my search history now contains octopus anus.
what kind of octopus are we talking? How big?
It’s a known fact that as long as their mouth fits through the hole, the rest will follow, but it must be pretty small for it to move through your entire GI tract.
Now the spooky thing is that it’s probably intelligent enough to do it, assuming it doesn’t die somewhere along the way.
So’s coffee what’s your point?
Alive?
I like my coffee FrEsH.
Thanks I hate it.
No worries, its wrong
Sounds like the digestive system works
Don’t give people ideas.
New torture method unlocked 🔓🧠🤯
and call itself calamari
After sticking a feather in its hat, presumably.
It was originally the colonmari
Cheers @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net I was in need of a new fear…
Scareoused?
Petrified, in both senses of the word
Pretty sure that’s not true…
You would be correct, the Pylorus Sphincter stops anything larger than 1 to 2 millimeters in size from entering the intestines. Solids do not oass through human beings.
If they weren’t too big or have to swim through all the digestive juices, it would be entirely possible
For clarification, too big means larger than a millimeter for the human stomach.
Hey, if we can make a pencil out of leaves, cephalopods can swim through our GI tract like species 8472 through fluidic space.
The problem isn’t the space it’s the acid.
That’s one well-trained octopus!
GI?
gastrointestinal
General infantry
Game Informer.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Something an incredibly large number of people do not understand is that solid objects cannot pass through you: anything larger than 1-2mm will not get past the Pyloris Sphincter at the end of tour muscle.
And claims otherwise are misled bullshit.
Routhinator@startrek.website 10 hours ago
I never threw the quarter i swallowed at 6 years old back up, doc said it likely passed. Thats hella bigger tam 1-2mm and there’s no quarters showing up on imaging… so how exactly does that work?
Not saying I don’t believe this its just that reconciling this statement with real world experience isn’t adding up.
And now I’m picturing the ‘Little Book of Calm’ getting absorbed and Bill Bailey running around looking like Jesus and quoting it. I never walked around like moose jesus so I guess I didn’t absorb it.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Coins will dissolve within a month, pass once small enough. US Quarters are Copper with a plating of Copper Nickel Alloy, all of which will dissolve in acid.
Routhinator@startrek.website 10 hours ago
…ubc.ca/…/suspected-foreign-body-ingestion/
Looks like you typoed the unit of measure. Thats 2 cm, not mm, 10x bigger.
Flyingpeakock@lemm.ee 10 hours ago
Explain corn in poop
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
An unchewed kernel is about 7.5mm in diameter.
The kernels are popped or deflated as they enter the intestines, the loose corn kernal skins pass through like so.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 hours ago
Huh. TIL
Xyre@lemmus.org 7 hours ago
When I was a kid, I passed a marble. It was quite painful when exiting the stomach, but I’ll never forget the sound of it hitting the porcelain afterwards.