Numenor

@Numenor@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should I buy it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fill it up with lube first then have it snot that out in mucus-y rivulets

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Octopus⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How much?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THICC⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Otters have been shooting kids

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bong Joon Ho’s Favorite Movies: 47 Films the Director Wants You to See⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  • “Hanyo” (dir. Kim Ki-young, 1960),
  • “Rocco and His Brothers” (dir. Luchino Visconti, 1960),
  • “Psycho” (dir. Alfred Hitchcock, 1960),
  • “Vengeance Is Mine” (dir. Shohei Imamura, 1979),
  • “Raging Bull” (dir. Martin Scorsese, 1980),
  • “A City of Sadness” (dir. Hou Hsiao-hsien, 1989),
  • “Happy as Lazzaro” (dir. Alice Rohrwacher, 2018),
  • “Mad Max: Fury Road” (dir. George Miller, 2015),
  • “Zodiac” (dir. David Fincher, 2007),
  • “Cure” (dir. Kiyoshi Kurosawa, 1997),
  • “Do The Right Thing” (dir. Spike Lee, 1989),
  • “Pulp Fiction” (dir. Quentin Tarantino, 1994),
  • “Asako I & II” (dir. Ryusuke Hamaguchi, 2018),
  • “Aguirre: The Wrath Of God” (dir. Werner Herzog, 1972),
  • “The 400 Blows” (dir. Francois Truffaut, 1959),
  • “The Ballad of Narayama” (dir. Keisuke Kinoshita, 1958),
  • “Being John Malkovich” (dir. Spike Jonze, 1999),
  • “Fanny and Alexander” (dir. Ingmar Bergman, 1982),
  • “Deliverance” (dir. John Boorman, 1972),
  • “Fargo” (dirs. Joel and Ethan Coen, 1996),
  • “The Great Escape” (dir. John Sturges, 1963),
  • “The Housemaid” (dir. Kim Ki-young, 1960),
  • “Intensions of Murder” (dir. Shohei Imamura, 1964),
  • “Io Island” (dir. Kim Ki-young, 1997),
  • “Life Is Sweet” (dir. Mike Leigh, 1992),
  • “Lola Montes” (dir. Max Ophlus, 1955),
  • “The Man Who Fell to Earth” (dir. Nicolas Roeg, 1976),
  • “Midsommar” (dir. Ari Aster, 2019),
  • “Hereditary” (dir. Ari Aster, 2018),
  • “Nashville” (dir. Robert Altman, 1975),
  • “Rushmore” (dir. Wes Anderson, 1998),
  • “Seconds” (dir. John Frankenheimer, 1966),
  • “The Thing” (dir. John Carpenter, 1982),
  • “Things to Come” (dir. William Cameron Menzies, 1936),
  • “Touch of Evil” (dir. Orson Welles, 1958),
  • “Uncut Gems” (dirs. Josh and Benny Safdie, 2019),
  • “The Wages of Fear” (dir. Henri-Georges Clouzot, 1953),
  • “Flee” (dir. Jonas Poher Rasmussen, 2021),
  • “Wendy and Lucy” (dir. Kelly Reichardt, 2008),
  • “Drive My Car” (dir. Ryûsuke Hamaguchi, 2021),
  • “Don’t Look Up” (dir. Adam McKay, 2021),
  • “Sorry We Missed You” (dir. Ken Loach, 2019),
  • “Happening” (dir. Audrey Diwan, 2021),
  • “The Mitchells vs. The Machines” (dir. Mike Rianda, 2021),
  • “Sundown” (dir. Michel Franco, 2021),
  • “Happy Hour” (dir. Ryûsuke Hamaguchi, 2015),n
  • “Sewing Sisters” (dirs. Jung-young Kim and Lee Hyuk-rae, 2020).
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CERN CMS Design⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why’s he got a boner though?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Behold, the '98 Ford Aerostar⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait what happened to you in the back seat of the blazer?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gabby Thomas⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Homer taught me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mutant Reviewers: Six late ’90s guilty pleasure spaceship movies⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wing Commander (1999), Lost In Space (1998), Event Horizon (1997), Alien Resurrection (1997), Starship Troopers (1997), Star Trek Insurrection (1998)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk Shares Manipulated Harris Video, in Seeming Violation of X’s Policies⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The video mimics Ms. Harris’s voice, but instead of using her words from the original ad, it has the vice president saying that President Biden is senile, that she does not “know the first thing about running the country” and that, as a woman and a person of color, she is the “ultimate diversity hire.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tethered Bottle Caps⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah where’s your amphora OP?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tethered Bottle Caps⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Without the belt and braces, your pants fall down?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thankfully here on lemmy we only traumatize our local selves⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not on you, but forbidding porn due to it being a correctional environment seems inhumane. I’m sure they’d be happier with access to at normal porn. Restrict illegal shit of course

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨14 Jordanians Die in Intense Heat During Hajj Pilgrimage⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  110 degrees fahrenheit = 43.333 degrees celsius

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon plays Banjo Kazooie⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ha, this guy’s mum doesn’t handle his dick!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As a leftist when I saw this post in twitter I had to be rushed to the hospital. My blood pressure read 2567 over 1547⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The Knicks?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon shares their highschool mascot⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Stripper coffee is where ladies strip? And there’s hot beverages?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is vengeful⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, maybe he’s into the cuckolding

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you like this, sexists?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Jessica! pass it, I’m open! …she always does this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  But Midi-chlorians…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Draymond Green headlocks Rudy Gobert after Klay Thompson and Jaden McDaniels fight 😳. EJECTED!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I heard he has WMDs