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Behold, the '98 Ford Aerostar
Submitted 9 months ago by simplejack@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 9 months ago
bulwark@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Lofty goals, but you don’t choose the Aerostar. The Aerostar chooses you.
tempest@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
It’s time to move on, all the cool kids are driving wind stars now
Thteven@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I had a lot of fun with one of these when I was a teenager. Trying to do donuts backwards, off-roading through the woods chasing after my friends that were on dirt bikes, taking the back seats out to fit all manner of things inside…
I think about the only thing it didn’t do was get me laid lmao
wjrii@lemmy.world 9 months ago
My first car was its less stylish GM frienemy, the Chevy Astro. Good pep from the torquey compact pickup engine (as long as you had completely normal and dry roads, otherwise it was fishtail city), the versatility to take out the middle row for maximum mailbox vandalism efficiency (in and out like the MF’in A-Team!), and the forward visibility of Wonder Woman’s invisible jet.
ChrisMcMillan@lemmy.world 9 months ago
All manner of things… ours had the nickname “fuck truck”…
Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
My mom had a red 1991, and I puked in it a ton. I remember her yelling at me “I opened the window, all the smoke is going out the window what are you complaining about?”. Long smokey drives that made me so car sick.
Just seeing one gives me the queezies.
Eheran@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Smoke from the car or your mom?
Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
A legitimate question. The smoke was from my mom.
BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 9 months ago
This is what peak masculinity would drive every day.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
married man.
married man.
drives around in a minivan.
SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Mom, can we get a shuttle craft?
No honey, we have a shuttle craft at home.
The shuttle craft at home…
seadogblue@feddit.uk 9 months ago
What a beaut. Always thought they kinda looked like a sperm without a tail.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 9 months ago
…wut
toddestan@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Besides there being no 1998 Aerostar, this is one of the early models. The badges on the front fenders went away after the first few model years, and the later ones have composite headlights rather than the sealed beams.
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
My family had one of those even I was growing up. It was a late 80s or early 90s model. Same colors as that though. It was a pretty sweet ride. We went from being creamed in the back seat of a blazer and sharing a seatbelt to having our own seats.
Numenor@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Wait what happened to you in the back seat of the blazer?
akwd169@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Went there to get creamed, I’m assuming it’s some sort of bukkake situation or maybe just sunlotion
modifier@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
I have to say I found this to look ugly and dated when it first came out. Now I’m kinda feeling it. Cute little wheels.
darvocet@infosec.pub 9 months ago
She’s majestic.
francisfordpoopola@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I think we went through 3 trannys on one within the warranty period… Great ride with sliding windows and sliding door. Good times. I recall my dad showing me the engine under the hood. I don’t have any idea how someone worked on it. It was horribly crammed in.
KingGordon@lemmy.world 9 months ago
The original pussy wagon.
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 9 months ago
Why does this vehicle look like it has downs syndrome?
ramble81@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Thing was built on an F150 chassis and always felt solid. Unlike the later Windstar.
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 9 months ago
The wheel to car ratio…
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
I think it’s just the photo. It was based on a truck, so it was a pretty hefty minivan. Plus cars these days have ridiculously sized wheels.
lemming741@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I think it being based on a truck qualifies it as a van, no mini. Maybe compact van?
Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Recently read or saw in a video, the tire tech hadn’t advanced to the point we really are today.
It sounds funny but they couldn’t make the walls strong enough (and cheap enough) for typical production vehicles like today (if my memory is correct!) that’s why today cars have much “shorter” looking tires
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Interesting! If you run across it again I’d love to see it.
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I need one of these for the drive shaft lol
lemming741@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Stangbro!
It’s hard to find them at the junkyard that haven’t been trashed by the forklifts
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Nah, just T5 swapping something. Turns out Aerostar driveshaft is almost a perfect slot-in for a Volvo 940 Turbo
jdeath@lemm.ee 9 months ago
i liked to call it the Ford Fordstar
cheddar@programming.dev 9 months ago
That’s not the '98 Ford Aerostar. That’s the glorious '98 Ford Aerostar.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
‘98 only had the Windstar. Did you mean ‘89?
lack@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I miss seeing those on the road. Name just fuckin rocks.
4oreman@lemy.lol 9 months ago
I don’t think they make this anymore?
bruhduh@lemmy.world 9 months ago
He skipped leg day
lolcatnip@reddthat.com 9 months ago
My family had an Aerostar when I was a teenager. I called it the road cow, partly because of how it handled and partly because the power steering fluid pump would make a very moo-like sound when you turned the wheels sharply.
Halcyon@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
Compare it to the first Renault Espace from 1984:
Ydna@lemmy.world 9 months ago
My first vehicle 🥺 mine was green and had a 2 foot extension, room for activities!
pooberbee@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
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Someone is lying
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Maybe that’s why it’s a shitpost lol
pooberbee@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
Actually I have very fond memories of my family’s old Aerostar.
simplejack@lemmy.world 9 months ago
This guy minivans
Akasazh@feddit.nl 9 months ago
I minivanz
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