cheddar
@cheddar@programming.dev
- Comment on Anon has a home gym 1 month ago:
Just wait a couple of minutes and let the spider finish their workout, geez.
- Comment on Nap game 1 month ago:
At least you were a straight A student in your grammar nazi classes!
- Comment on There's no rule saying dogs can't bowl 1 month ago:
Shot through the heart and you’re to blame. Darlin’, you give jokes a bad name.
- Comment on Anon watches an old concert video 1 month ago:
Neither is Metallica. That’s not how this works, isn’t it? People come because they know the band name, remember good old songs, and so on.
GNR doesn’t have any concerts right now, so I can only use this data: www.rateyourseats.com/tickets/guns-n-roses
The average ticket price for all shows was $365
That’s still much more expensive than 80 EUR.
- Comment on Anon watches an old concert video 1 month ago:
Do you see people behind smartphones they’re holding??
- Comment on Anon watches an old concert video 1 month ago:
Now concert tickets for Metallica are running $400-500 mid tier each.
😲
And here I thought 80 EUR for GNR is too much.
- Comment on Anon plays Overwatch 1 month ago:
- Comment on Never forget. 1 month ago:
This is how towers would go down if they didn’t collapse straight down due to the explosives planted by Obama.
- Comment on A match made in heaven! 😍 1 month ago:
- Comment on Oh Mon Dieu! 1 month ago:
It’s because the author fucked this up by not using “oui”.
- Comment on WFH has some drawbacks 1 month ago:
It is: knowyourmeme.com/…/deceased-man-in-coffin-typing-…, although the image is not available on Getty Images anymore.
- Comment on I make games and this literally happened to me this morning 1 month ago:
If you roughly convert your hourly salary, how much money did you spend working on this game?
- Comment on Ubisofts stock tanked this morning ahead of the markets opening 1 month ago:
And that’s why I can’t take online activists seriously. 100% of agenda, 0% of brain.
- Comment on Delivery 1 month ago:
It’s like removing a laugh track from an old sitcom.
- Comment on Papa Johns 1 month ago:
Really, how can they say “I’m dead” when they’re clearly not dead?
- Comment on Anon has a lucid dream 1 month ago:
I only started to fantasize about my wife after we’d got married. We haven’t had sex yet though. Penetrating a real person would be disrespectful.
- Comment on Anon has a lucid dream 1 month ago:
touches tit
has a seizure because of that
Gay AF.
- Comment on In order to pay import duties, these crazy fuckers are expecting me to enter my bank logon details into their website. What. The. Fuck. 1 month ago:
The crazy part that the bank uses username+password method for authentication.
- Comment on Healthy eating 1 month ago:
I know math. Zeroes cancel out each other, so it’s 5 and 10. 10 - 5 = 5. Plus 5 calories is nothing.
- Comment on You probably shouldn't trust the info anyway. 1 month ago:
Great advice. I always consult FDA before cooking rice.
- Comment on Very thankful 1 month ago:
Modern warfare comes with various innovations I see.
- Comment on Wait a minute, we've been going about this all the wrong way! 1 month ago:
To be fair, Mossad != IDF.
- Comment on I've got some dank memes ready to go 1 month ago:
I guess you are mostly emotion-driven, I shouldn’t expect any glimpses of logical thinking.
- Comment on I've got some dank memes ready to go 1 month ago:
Sure! Could you please link me at least one study that proves that cats can understand and follow a philosophical, ethical, and moral movement like veganism?
- Comment on Do remote workers actually work? Yes, but they also shop and shower 2 months ago:
If you find yourself with spare time you should be proactively asking your manager for additional work, rather than goofing off. Same applies for working in the office.
And then:
We don’t have enough work for all these people, we can fire half of them.
- Comment on Do remote workers actually work? Yes, but they also shop and shower 2 months ago:
Yes. People who go to the office by bicycle can take a shower, for example.
- Comment on Do remote workers actually work? Yes, but they also shop and shower 2 months ago:
I worked with people who could easily spend 30 minutes scrolling social media while pooping.
- Comment on Oreo 2 months ago:
I would say “what a good day to be blind”, yet you added the text transcription.
- Comment on Anon quits their job 2 months ago:
Stop calling it Europe then, you’re referring to 2-3 specific countries. There are very different laws and ideas about the “standardized” contract in different countries.
- Comment on Anon can't sleep 2 months ago:
How many VW Passats is low?
