Delivery

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• Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • cheddar@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s like removing a laugh track from an old sitcom.

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    • Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s better, because here the underlying pacing isn’t left ruined after the removal.

      Removing the laugh track leaves behind (hilariously) awkward gaps.

      This is what laugh track removal would look like in this case

      Actually kinda funny though

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  • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How do you know it’s funny when there isn’t a comment that says so?

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    • Rolando@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I usually agree. HOWEVER… I woke up this morning, opened Lemmy, and saw this post:

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      And I was like… is this a shitpost? Edgy? A joke? Ironic? Skibidi? Is this what skibidi is? I honestly couldn’t tell.

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  • Huschke@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But how will I know what the Top 1.9% Girl on Onlyfans thinks about the comic now?

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  • gorgor301@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thank you.

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Here I was thinking my smile and exhale through the nose made me a soulless cold fish, 5 minutes of not breathing laughing is hard to compare oneself tol

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• hahattpro@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t get it

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I finally got it. I got the “top” as in top or bottom in sexual sense, but what I missed was that it was a typo and meant to tell you to tip your delivery drivers.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh it was no typo

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    • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      She was actually trying to say “type your delivery driver.”, it’s a subtle reference to how she mistyped “tip your delivery driver.”

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    • celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Top in this case being a verb, means to perform fellatio.

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  • deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Top vs bottom in the sexual sense.

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    • Disgracefulone@discuss.online ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Top as in sloppy toppy is what it means

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  • SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My guess is it was probably supposed to be TIP, not TOP.

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• celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Putting on lingerie to blow your delivery driver is not necessary. Appreciated, but not necessary.

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  • slurpeesoforion@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I may be wrong, but I don’t think that’s what topped means. Tipped, maybe.

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t top your landlord, they don’t deserve it.

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