I don’t get it
Delivery
Submitted 1 month ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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hahattpro@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I finally got it. I got the “top” as in top or bottom in sexual sense, but what I missed was that it was a typo and meant to tell you to tip your delivery drivers.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh it was no typo
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 month ago
She was actually trying to say “type your delivery driver.”, it’s a subtle reference to how she mistyped “tip your delivery driver.”
celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Top in this case being a verb, means to perform fellatio.
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Top vs bottom in the sexual sense.
Disgracefulone@discuss.online 1 month ago
Top as in sloppy toppy is what it means
SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
My guess is it was probably supposed to be TIP, not TOP.
celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Putting on lingerie to blow your delivery driver is not necessary. Appreciated, but not necessary.
slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 1 month ago
I may be wrong, but I don’t think that’s what topped means. Tipped, maybe.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Don’t top your landlord, they don’t deserve it.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
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cheddar@programming.dev 1 month ago
It’s like removing a laugh track from an old sitcom.
Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
It’s better, because here the underlying pacing isn’t left ruined after the removal.
Removing the laugh track leaves behind (hilariously) awkward gaps.
This is what laugh track removal would look like in this case
Actually kinda funny though
Maalus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
How do you know it’s funny when there isn’t a comment that says so?
Rolando@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I usually agree. HOWEVER… I woke up this morning, opened Lemmy, and saw this post:
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And I was like… is this a shitpost? Edgy? A joke? Ironic? Skibidi? Is this what skibidi is? I honestly couldn’t tell.
Huschke@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But how will I know what the Top 1.9% Girl on Onlyfans thinks about the comic now?
gorgor301@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Thank you.
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Here I was thinking my smile and exhale through the nose made me a soulless cold fish, 5 minutes of not breathing laughing is hard to compare oneself tol