slurpeesoforion
@slurpeesoforion@startrek.website
- Comment on It's time you knew something 4 weeks ago:
Nein, nein, nein. Er ist normaler Kerl.
- Comment on RIMJOBS 5 weeks ago:
Let’s be clear. This states that eating ass causes colorectal cancer in the ass being eaten.
- Comment on I think an intern helps them tie their shoes too 5 weeks ago:
I rolled savant.
- Comment on You 1 month ago:
Three out of four ain’t bad.
- Comment on Trump’s Violent Language Toward EVs | The former president has deployed increasingly aggressive talk about electric vehicles and their effect on the American economy. 1 month ago:
It is bewildering how much these people hate, absolutely hate electric cars. They aren’t required to spend money on them. And they can still get the gas hogs they want.
I hear pure vitriol from them on the subject, followed by regurgitated talking points that don’t hold up. Electric batteries don’t magically die at the five year mark. They can be and are recycled. Replacing a battery may be expensive, but that cost is easily comparable to all the maintenance an ICE car requires. But they’d rather be mad.
- Comment on just one more signup bro, on god 2 months ago:
Report as abusive or bullying content.
- Comment on Why do people wear shoes inside the house? 2 months ago:
My lifestyle necessitates being able to go outside at a moment’s notice.
- Comment on Fake news, fake penis... 3 months ago:
Thousands of sensitive alpha males suddenly feel inadequate.
- Comment on I had some that looked exactly like this 3 months ago:
I remember they had air conditioning when the rest of the school didn’t.
- Comment on Do Italian kids pronounce spaghetti like bisgetti or buhsgetti the way Americans do? 3 months ago:
I’ve encountered both. The two I mentioned got the point across.
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- Comment on WebMD forcing employees back to office. "We aren’t asking or negotiating at this point. We’re informing" 3 months ago:
I’ve hypothesized that they want people in person so that the things they won’t say over a network can be said in person.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
The zits on his ass have moved up to his neck with all the stretching.
- Comment on Goodbye MatPat, thanks for everything 3 months ago:
We stopped crying. Except at funerals and over properly cooked steak.
- Comment on Anon is a favorite angel 3 months ago:
If I remember correctly, the reason Lucifer rebelled was because god made him subservient to man.
Cab say I blame him really.
- Comment on What could be wrong with me? 4 months ago:
This reads exactly like my symptoms that attribute to Covid. But that’s a self diagnosis.
- Comment on The four houses dads belong to. 4 months ago:
I dropped my locking, variable speed, single direction, corded drill with the chuck key electrical taped to the cracked plastic cord on a board and the hole I needed formed naturally out of fear.
- Comment on This 4 months ago:
Partially explains the smell.
- Comment on New Lemmy trend incoming 4 months ago:
I think we should collective start putting quotes around the word “chocolate” when referring to Hershey’s “chocolate”.
- Comment on Does anyone wish they could go back to the beginning of schooling and re-live their education/school experience from the start? 4 months ago:
Do I still have food? Yep.
- Comment on Someone has registered www.bellriots.com it's counting down. 4 months ago:
Maybe they coded it from the day Cisco and Bashir arrived in 2024, not the actual date I’d the riots.
- Comment on Reddit & Gaza situation 4 months ago:
I wish I could say I’m surprised to hear reddit has been astroturfed by whoever handles Israel’s propaganda. And that reddit has likely and gladly taken whatever monetary incentive to allow it. But I’m not.
- Comment on People who dont particularly care for or celebrate Christmas, Whats your favorite Christmas song? 4 months ago:
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite thingsThis is my favorite Christmas song because as soon as I hear those lines, I’m transported to Barstow California, on the edge of the desert. I’m riding in a whale of a car and traveling at great speed. All the while diving deep into a blender of illicit substances.
- Comment on It really do be like how it is 4 months ago:
I stopped looking in the mirror decades ago.
- Comment on I wish someone would flush already... 4 months ago:
Jiggle the Handle
- Comment on A genre of Country Music... 5 months ago:
Some call me an emerald mine, slaver puuutz
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
Ah. This is old chestnut.
- Comment on jordanlund is a power tripping lib ruining lemmy.world c/politics with his hypersensitive rad lib sensibilities 5 months ago:
Op equates voting Dem with fascism. Gets eaten alive in the comments. Won’t take the L after the buzzer.
- Comment on House Votes To Censure 66% Of Americans For Antisemitic Support Of Ceasefire 5 months ago:
Inherent slash s
- Comment on House Votes To Censure 66% Of Americans For Antisemitic Support Of Ceasefire 5 months ago:
What are they going to do to us? Keep showing up to work and continue to waste our time and money?