Microsoft -> MacroHard
Fence
Submitted 3 months ago by yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 months ago
x4740N@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Microsoft is just erectile dysfunction for people with small dicks
Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Boo!
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
your penis, our passion
Banichan@dormi.zone 3 months ago
Who is “Time Travel” and why ate they moving chairs?
Doom@ttrpg.network 3 months ago
Known as Acererak in some realms
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 months ago
And Theta Sigma in others.
abfarid@startrek.website 3 months ago
I think because Gates famously can jump over a chair, which he has demonstrated several times on stage. As the result, Gates (now Windows) didn’t learn to jump over his first chair and all hell broke loose.
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
I’m still never upgrading to Gates 11.
hperrin@lemmy.world 3 months ago
“How do I maximize a gate on Mac?”
slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 3 months ago
You gotta ask Tim Apple about that.
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Honestly, they might as well change the name to Gates. Feels like I have to break through one every time I want to do anything useful.
DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 3 months ago
Heavens, Gates!
VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Fuck man for whatever reason the last few weeks catbox just won’t load/always gives me this Image
sag@lemm.ee 3 months ago
You use DNS?
VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 3 months ago
VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Imma be real here and admit I don’t know what DNS is.
Deez@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Chairs be jumping over Bill
AidsKitty@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I can remember when Bill Gates would travel around and pitch how influential and transformative the internet could be and people would literally laugh in his face.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You must be from one of those alternate timelines. I remember people laughing at Gates because his book on influential and transformative technologies (The Road Ahead) didn’t mention the Internet once.
AidsKitty@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I remember when Gates went on David Letterman to announce a baseball game was going to be broadcast over the internet for the first time and Letterman mocked him for several minutes. In the beginning the internet was straight garbage.
pewpew@feddit.it 3 months ago
Microsoft© Linux™
9point6@lemmy.world 3 months ago
And it’s an open source os created to compete with Torvax by that Linus Stallman’s company
Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
Actually, Gates is just the kernal. The OS should be called Ox/Gates.