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• 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And it’s an open source os created to compete with Torvax by that Linus Stallman’s company

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  • Crozekiel@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Actually, Gates is just the kernal. The OS should be called Ox/Gates.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Microsoft -> MacroHard

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  • x4740N@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Microsoft is just erectile dysfunction for people with small dicks

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    • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Boo!

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  • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Massivehard

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    • hperrin@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nnnf.

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  • Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    your penis, our passion

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• Banichan@dormi.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Who is “Time Travel” and why ate they moving chairs?

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  • Doom@ttrpg.network ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Known as Acererak in some realms

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And Theta Sigma in others.

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  • abfarid@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think because Gates famously can jump over a chair, which he has demonstrated several times on stage. As the result, Gates (now Windows) didn’t learn to jump over his first chair and all hell broke loose.

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• deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m still never upgrading to Gates 11.

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• hperrin@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “How do I maximize a gate on Mac?”

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  • slurpeesoforion@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You gotta ask Tim Apple about that.

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• helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Honestly, they might as well change the name to Gates. Feels like I have to break through one every time I want to do anything useful.

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• DavidGarcia@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Heavens, Gates!

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• VelvetStorm@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fuck man for whatever reason the last few weeks catbox just won’t load/always gives me this Image

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  • sag@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You use DNS?

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    • VelvetStorm@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I use Firefox and I use ublock, darkreader, privacy badger, clear url’s and search by image extensions. Image

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    • VelvetStorm@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Imma be real here and admit I don’t know what DNS is.

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• Deez@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Chairs be jumping over Bill

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• AidsKitty@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can remember when Bill Gates would travel around and pitch how influential and transformative the internet could be and people would literally laugh in his face.

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You must be from one of those alternate timelines. I remember people laughing at Gates because his book on influential and transformative technologies (The Road Ahead) didn’t mention the Internet once.

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    • AidsKitty@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I remember when Gates went on David Letterman to announce a baseball game was going to be broadcast over the internet for the first time and Letterman mocked him for several minutes. In the beginning the internet was straight garbage.

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• pewpew@feddit.it ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Microsoft© Linux™

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