Sparky

@Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just because you're a slob at home do you have to be an inconsiderate slob in public⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  True true

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just because you're a slob at home do you have to be an inconsiderate slob in public⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d imagine they would think “ew wtf”, but then again I’m pretty normal so idk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just because you're a slob at home do you have to be an inconsiderate slob in public⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d just sneeze on their feet making sure they could feel the particles of spit landing on their toes. That’ll hopefully gross them out and force them to put their shoes on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨About to turn the car to a flying car⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  At least 3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bidenblast⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Image BAJA BIDEN

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bidenblast⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you op for inspiring me to make this today Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seut⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh I’ve seen these boxes at a store near me. I’m surprised the joke took so long to spread to lemmy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This guy didnt do it⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I mustache you a question. Can eyebrows your computer?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Step by step...⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Where Saddam?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Iraq War was preceded by the largest worldwide non-violent protests in history and the war happened anyway.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cool sticker on your cybertruck!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meow :3⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not only do they look nice, but they apply an area affect that adds +10 to the terminal proficiency stat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Skelator denies lurking⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mugpost

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A tense moment.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “just Greg…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you need to spend more of your afterlunch time for entertainment⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m at a :.|:; for words

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brotanic⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Uber for the rich™

  I doubt that’ll work as “only poor people work as Uber drivers”, but we might solve that issue if there is no driver in the first place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You know what, fuck you [un-Jags uar icon]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We’ve gone full circle again Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's... normal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m at a :.|:; for words

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IPhones' default photo format is HEIC, something that Windows doesn't open by default.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Here’s the free oem app as an msix package as Microsoft removed the store link. link

  (yes I did accidentally upload it to the wrong collection, but I don’t think I can change that)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Leeches!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thx for the good read!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Quick. Someone invent an AI that can block out the orange man’s face everywhere so we don’t have to subject ourselves to it for 4 more years.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Gosh I can’t see the red arrow. You need to add a circle showing where the red arrow is so I can find the other circle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sahara⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  OP, you have some dry humor

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Quick. Someone invent an AI that can block out the orange man’s face everywhere so we don’t have to subject ourselves to it for 4 more years.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey you forgot the arrow red arrow!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Quick. Someone invent an AI that can block out the orange man’s face everywhere so we don’t have to subject ourselves to it for 4 more years.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So I’ve thought about making an inpainting tool for removing useless red circles from memes, but your idea might be better tbh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨corn starch recommend⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I too like to mix it with water so I can drink thicc water

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lemmy.ca user Is this true?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “what’s in your pants?”

  “a party you’re not invited to”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pump up the jamz⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Happy Happy Christmas by Drax

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only clean cars are target⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Another shitty thought is that if they get water up their ass while they’re floating, they might become less buoyant and thus drown.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not likely to be AI-generated or Deepfake⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can we bring that back?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The grand prize⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yank It!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poll Inside: Do you use the pink hand soap?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If this bathroom has high water pressure I’ll use the multi use toilet/eyewash station to cleanse my eyeballs from the horrors of this post.