Sparky

@Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I get dumped on at work all the time. The least I can do is return the favor.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🎶takin a dump on the company dime🎶

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨windows update⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait until it upgrades itself to windows 11 💀

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh boy 3am⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yea this would be me

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm a fan⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s 3pm in scandinavia

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This new job will be different⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember my first job at McDonald’s, and this was literally their onboarding. Didn’t watch any videos or anything. They just asked:“you know how to make a burger right?” to someone who never eats at any fastfood place. That was a rough week

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"PowerSchool has informed us that they have taken action with the hackers to ensure the unauthorized data was deleted without any further replication or dissemination."⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I love your username…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you want me to heat that up in the "Michael Wave"?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  OwO

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you want me to heat that up in the "Michael Wave"?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok that’s a pretty cool design for a microwave tho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A landlord special.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s probably because homedepot doesn’t respect gdpr, so they block European ip’s to not get sued. I’ve experienced that a lot when visiting some American websites

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hurry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If someone murdered me, how long would it take (if ever) until they catch the murderer?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you trying to be murdered?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨😳👉🏻👈🏻⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m kinda surprised that the American plug can hold the weight of the toaster

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm just going to come right out and say it: I really like her hair.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t wait for the dancing cows

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just because you're a slob at home do you have to be an inconsiderate slob in public⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  True true

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just because you're a slob at home do you have to be an inconsiderate slob in public⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d imagine they would think “ew wtf”, but then again I’m pretty normal so idk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just because you're a slob at home do you have to be an inconsiderate slob in public⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d just sneeze on their feet making sure they could feel the particles of spit landing on their toes. That’ll hopefully gross them out and force them to put their shoes on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨About to turn the car to a flying car⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  At least 3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bidenblast⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Image BAJA BIDEN

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bidenblast⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you op for inspiring me to make this today Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seut⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh I’ve seen these boxes at a store near me. I’m surprised the joke took so long to spread to lemmy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This guy didnt do it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mustache you a question. Can eyebrows your computer?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Step by step...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Where Saddam?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Iraq War was preceded by the largest worldwide non-violent protests in history and the war happened anyway.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Cool sticker on your cybertruck!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meow :3⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not only do they look nice, but they apply an area affect that adds +10 to the terminal proficiency stat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Skelator denies lurking⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mugpost

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A tense moment.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “just Greg…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you need to spend more of your afterlunch time for entertainment⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m at a :.|:; for words

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brotanic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Uber for the rich™

  I doubt that’ll work as “only poor people work as Uber drivers”, but we might solve that issue if there is no driver in the first place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You know what, fuck you [un-Jags uar icon]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We’ve gone full circle again Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's... normal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m at a :.|:; for words