Sparky
@Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Norwegian proto with a taste for shitposting Deeply sorry for my photoshop creations 🇳🇴🏳️🌈
</> github.com/ProtoSparky
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📷 samsung s21 ultra
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Former account at Kbin
- Comment on To all those single upvotes 2 weeks ago:
42.0 mm?
- Comment on Thinkpad for the win 2 weeks ago:
It’s so funny to see how macbooks are either super durable, or die from the smallest dust particles. My dad’s macbook fell down 3 flights of stairs, and embedded itself into the wood floor boards at the bottom floor. There’s not even a scratch on it even though if fell from pretty high up.
And my mother’s macbook dies every year because dust ends up in between the display cable which then punctures it when the lid is closed
- Comment on Me when I went into my first basement. 3 weeks ago:
Fuuuuuuuuck
- Comment on Is this green or blue? 3 weeks ago:
It’s grue duh
- Comment on Push it hard! 3 weeks ago:
They should’ve written “push me harder~” on the label
- Comment on Speculative Evolution 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on I get dumped on at work all the time. The least I can do is return the favor. 1 month ago:
🎶takin a dump on the company dime🎶
- Comment on windows update 1 month ago:
Wait until it upgrades itself to windows 11 💀
- Comment on Oh boy 3am 2 months ago:
Yea this would be me
- Comment on I'm a fan 2 months ago:
That’s 3pm in scandinavia
- Comment on This new job will be different 2 months ago:
I remember my first job at McDonald’s, and this was literally their onboarding. Didn’t watch any videos or anything. They just asked:“you know how to make a burger right?” to someone who never eats at any fastfood place. That was a rough week
- Comment on "PowerSchool has informed us that they have taken action with the hackers to ensure the unauthorized data was deleted without any further replication or dissemination." 2 months ago:
I love your username…
- Comment on Do you want me to heat that up in the "Michael Wave"? 2 months ago:
OwO
- Comment on Do you want me to heat that up in the "Michael Wave"? 2 months ago:
Ok that’s a pretty cool design for a microwave tho
- Comment on A landlord special. 2 months ago:
It’s probably because homedepot doesn’t respect gdpr, so they block European ip’s to not get sued. I’ve experienced that a lot when visiting some American websites
- Comment on Hurry 2 months ago:
- Comment on If someone murdered me, how long would it take (if ever) until they catch the murderer? 2 months ago:
Are you trying to be murdered?
- Comment on 😳👉🏻👈🏻 2 months ago:
I’m kinda surprised that the American plug can hold the weight of the toaster
- Comment on I'm just going to come right out and say it: I really like her hair. 2 months ago:
Can’t wait for the dancing cows
- Comment on Just because you're a slob at home do you have to be an inconsiderate slob in public 3 months ago:
True true
- Comment on Just because you're a slob at home do you have to be an inconsiderate slob in public 3 months ago:
I’d imagine they would think “ew wtf”, but then again I’m pretty normal so idk
- Comment on Just because you're a slob at home do you have to be an inconsiderate slob in public 3 months ago:
I’d just sneeze on their feet making sure they could feel the particles of spit landing on their toes. That’ll hopefully gross them out and force them to put their shoes on.
- Comment on About to turn the car to a flying car 3 months ago:
At least 3
- Comment on Bidenblast 3 months ago:
Image BAJA BIDEN
- Comment on Bidenblast 3 months ago:
Thank you op for inspiring me to make this today Image
- Comment on Seut 3 months ago:
Oh I’ve seen these boxes at a store near me. I’m surprised the joke took so long to spread to lemmy
- Comment on This guy didnt do it 3 months ago:
I mustache you a question. Can eyebrows your computer?
- Comment on Step by step... 3 months ago:
Where Saddam?
- Comment on Iraq War was preceded by the largest worldwide non-violent protests in history and the war happened anyway. 3 months ago:
Cool sticker on your cybertruck!
- Comment on Meow :3 3 months ago:
Not only do they look nice, but they apply an area affect that adds +10 to the terminal proficiency stat.