Oh boy 3am

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• Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yea this would be me

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  • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    My wife sometimes teases me by tickling my nostrils with her pinky when I’m concentrated watching something she doesn’t care about.

    One time I crabbed her hand and shoved that pinky so deep her second knuckle was inside my nose. She was screaming her head off.

    Haven’t been able to do that more than once after that when she forgot. Now she’s always on guard.

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      As a married dude, this right here, younglings, is what marriage is.

      That, and having the longest running series of Mexican stand-offs over who takes out the trash, or wipes your kids ass.

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    • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      … I can only imagine her fingernail scratched the shit of you. Did that not hurt? Even short nails would hurt me. My schnozz is sensitive. Lol

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• introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image Mercedes plantation grew well this year.

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Koji to jezik?

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• Corno@lemm.ee ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I love sending my friends weird memes with zero context late at night and it’s one of my favourite hobbies.

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• psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Also the ghost kind

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• occultist8128@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  ima send scary pics when it’s 3am

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Mostly lo-fi art?

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• BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s… old. This is a windows phone style chatbox. My old Lumia 950 had the exact same style for messages.

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