Bidenblast

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• Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Thank you op for inspiring me to make this today Image

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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    • Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Image BAJA BIDEN

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  • Driveway4964@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Homelander Moment

    You don’t speak for us!

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  > 2025
  > Trump's inaurguation day
  > Liberals are crying
  > Biden and Kamala just lets him become the president
  > Obama nowhere to be found
  > He suddenly appears flying
  > "I hereby deny the inauguration of Donald J Trump"
  > Secret services tries to stop him
  > He screams "Obama beam" and evaporates them with a laser beam from his mouth
  > "Can we stop fascism? Yes we can!"
  > He then Obama beams Trump, JD Vance, and most of the architects of Project 2025
  > Biden's eyes glow red, screams the F-slur at Obama, and starts to fly
  > The two are fighting each other in the air, massive projectiles are damaging the capitol hill
  > Biden screams "When they go low, we go high! Just give them a chance and work with them."
  > Obama screams "This got us nothing but suffering, pain, and the rise of fascism! I shouldn't only put my own justice there, but greatly expanded the Supreme court!"
  > They get progressively slower, and fight on the ground
  > They barely can hit each other now
  > Bernie Sanders and Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez jump out with hammers and sickles
  > They kill both of them with those
  > Bernie Sanders and AoC then takes power
  > They create the United Socialist States of America on the ruins of the USA
  > The USSA army then proceeds to publicly execute those who banned abortion for killing women
  

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  • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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    • Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      what’s up with that nose?

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  • IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    c/Greentext but Better

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    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      it’s greentext that wasn’t written for 4chan.

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  • 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • ValorieAF@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    But when do we get to see Obama’s bankai?

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    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s already too long for a greentext story.

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• bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m 'chargin Malaysia.

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• IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Finally, we have discovered Obama’s true last name!

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• OmegaMouse@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s super effective!

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• Noite_Etion@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hydro Trump

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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Is that the one where he struggles to lift a small glass of water to his lips like he has hypokinesia?

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• TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  trump dump

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• Worx@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  2016 election was an inside job! Trump fuel can’t melt Obama beams!

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• ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  obamabeam

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• Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  clintonbomb

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