I get dumped on at work all the time. The least I can do is return the favor.

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• chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Take a shit at work and get part of the surplus value back

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• Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Welp, my foot is asleep and the automatic lights are off. Time to get up.

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  • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh man, I hate the motion sensors so much, when they’re outside the booths.

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• lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You can’t do that. Your toilet has the anti privacy features that seem to be common in the USA, which are designed to shorten your time there… Too easy to see above and below the walls, probably even through the walls.

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You guys have walls?

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    • lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My employer figured out a new concept called privacy… Walls from the floor to the ceiling and doors from the left to the right…

      It’s in Germany… Privacy matters more here.

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• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time.

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Obligatory Rodney Munch:

  youtube.com/watch?v=7zTei5RMhQ8

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• salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s time to take a shit on the company’s dime!

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Me in home office changing my status to red because a coworker wants something and I’m actually still in bed and listening to the radio

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• Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  🎶takin a dump on the company dime🎶

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• uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Relevant blog post from 2019

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