Welp, my foot is asleep and the automatic lights are off. Time to get up.
I get dumped on at work all the time. The least I can do is return the favor.
Submitted 1 month ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 1 month ago
state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Oh man, I hate the motion sensors so much, when they’re outside the booths.
lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 1 month ago
You can’t do that. Your toilet has the anti privacy features that seem to be common in the USA, which are designed to shorten your time there… Too easy to see above and below the walls, probably even through the walls.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You guys have walls?
lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 1 month ago
My employer figured out a new concept called privacy… Walls from the floor to the ceiling and doors from the left to the right…
It’s in Germany… Privacy matters more here.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time.
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Obligatory Rodney Munch:
lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Me in home office changing my status to red because a coworker wants something and I’m actually still in bed and listening to the radio
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
🎶takin a dump on the company dime🎶
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Take a shit at work and get part of the surplus value back