DavidGarcia

@DavidGarcia@feddit.nl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Neuroscientists taught rats to drive tiny cars. They took them out on 'joy rides.'⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  crazy what these poor rats have to go through for our curiosity. now we even make them live in car dependent cities, oh the horror

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nightmare Blunt Rotation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m afraid these are the people running the world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨your mom falls significantly faster than g⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  uhmmm ackchshickzually, it’s the space-time that’s falling

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thats love⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ergo heterosexual women can’t feel love

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't get me started on saline dion⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  this rearranges to “oiled incel”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Humane slashes the price of its AI Pin after weak sales⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe if they make a watch with a camera cover and a laser that draws a little box around what it can see and it all runs locally, then I might be interested.

  Mainly to identify plants and mushrooms.

  Not a fan of the idea of everyone pointing AI powered cameras at me all the time, like with this weird pin or smart glasses.

  Such products should have a legally mandated camera cover, microphone shutoff and a REALLY OBVIOUS tell to everyone around you if you are using the camera or mic.

  Bonus points if it screams a really loud “PERVERT” alarm if you’re doing something creepy.

  If only that was true for smartphones too…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When your vision quest changes science⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can totally picture him seeing noodles dancing to a sick beat and then going “holy shit”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  mfw: Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably because 3rd party app stores can’t install apps like the play store can. you need a rooted phone or flash them as a system app to get the same functionality as Play Store. which isn’t something your average Joe will do.

  On a normal unmodified phone you have to manually confirm each app you want to install. so no auto-updates in the background etc.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eric Schmidt: ‘We’re not going to hit the climate goals. I’d rather bet on AI solving the problem.’ With "alien intelligence"!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  it ends on “insertion”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon needs viewers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The only flaw in this plan is that maximum dick pics is the only reason why they surveil everyone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And another⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The irony of Trumpists going on about Biden’s mental state when Trump is just as bad today. Who would have thought that 80 year old presidents are not a good idea. It’s elder abuse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Black Myth: Wukong shows very clearly Valve are selling a lot of Steam Decks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Imma deck you in the schnoz 😃

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fence⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Heavens, Gates!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nsfw⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was wondering what ChatGPT would say to this, since it is pretty good at interpreting and putting out gibberish, so here it is:

  “An example of an entitled compliment that men often enjoy hearing but women don’t necessarily need to hear might be, “You’re so strong!” or “You’re great at providing for your family.” These types of compliments tend to reinforce traditional gender roles, where men are expected to be strong and providers. While men might appreciate the affirmation, women typically aren’t conditioned to see their value tied to these specific attributes, so they don’t necessarily need or seek out that kind of validation in the same way.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corsair is moving away from 80 PLUS certification for PSUs, embraces Cybenetics⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  … to automate the economy of the Soviet Union?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Winding through snow covered bush⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  there’s no snow in Australia, I have it on good authority that it only rains spiders, kangaroos and meth there

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can whistle at the speed of sound⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  uh ackchuyally it’s not the speed of light

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fastest animal⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  the cricket that rode the nuclear man hole cover

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The circle of life⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  dinosaur necromancy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Windows 11 is now automatically enabling OneDrive folder backup without asking permission⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  devil’s advocate: this will save the vast majority of user (which are completely tech illiterate) from loosing their most important data

  lets be real, none of them will use a private or foss backup solution any time soon.

  I’d rather not they loose their important family photos for that oh so horrible crime of offending my privacy nerd sensibilities

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I still use this salt?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s just the data after which the microplastics have aged to their finest toxicity

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨euphoric recall⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  so do things you hate now, so you can enjoy them in the future

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Change to Adobe terms & conditions outrages many professionals - 9to5Mac⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  what is a prophesh yonnels

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I Put it in my Ass?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  this is a quantum leap in the field of dildonics

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon resents his legs⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “This is the circle of hell for people who depicted god as a soyjak”. Dante looks upon it in horror.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My moon is in Silty Loam but my Sun sign is Clay.⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a Sandy Loam truther. Who is she???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'xz utils' Software Backdoor Uncovered in Years-Long Hacking Plot⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  FreeBSD jails were way ahead of their time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shower Thought⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  good, it lags the server

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  all primordial butter has been created in the big bang. Butter can not be created nor destroyed only transformed into new forms of butter