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I'd never do this obviously

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • alzymologist@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yeah, that’s me on Prius, driving deliberately not above speed limit to laugh at your funny face when you pass and then not shine my high lights at you feeling moral superiority.

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    • Thassodar@lemm.ee ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Do what you want, just don’t do it in the passing lane.

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      • alzymologist@sopuli.xyz ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Where I live now, having more that one lane is a luxury few places could afford. I still slow down and move towards shoulder if I see The Secret Hints (those funny blinky yellow lights that do not seem to work in many, many cars).

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    • DavidGarcia@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      wow based and petty-asshole-pilled

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      • alzymologist@sopuli.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That’s a way to say I’ve got PhD without saying I’ve got PhD.

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    • ddplf@szmer.info ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s my man! Haste demeans is what I say

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    • Eheran@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Do you actually know the true speed you are driving at?

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      • alzymologist@sopuli.xyz ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        yes, it’s about 5km/h lower than what panel says, I use GPS to fuel my ego! This bike is not made for speed.

        I can drive fast and pull 4wd cars from snow with this car (I pulled dudes on RAMs from Grand Canyon snowy roads with 2010 Corolla), I just don’t want to.

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  • DemBoSain@midwest.social ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As I get older, I realized I’m just not in that much of a hurry anymore. And I really, really don’t want to hit a kid, so I’ll drive slow thru towns.

    Freeway though, that’s 80 mph.

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah but are you in the fast lane

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    • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Boo this slow town driver

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  • qwestjest78@lemmy.ca ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you get this upset from someone driving below the speed limit, then you should not be driving.

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    • crazyhotpasta@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Thank god you’ll get fined for driving below the speed limit where I live.

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    • monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But what if they are on the fast lane below the speed limit?

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      • jjjalljs@ttrpg.network ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        People should keep right except to pass, typically.

        Over short distances, the difference between going 40 and 30 or even 20 are miniscule. I’ve still had people lose their shit when I wouldn’t blaze through a school zone. Just chill out bro, the fast food will be there all day.

        But I live somewhere I don’t need to drive anymore, and I’m happy with it.

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bro, this is the legit face I see going 85 on 430 getting passed by octogenarians! Shit is wild in the middle of nowhere!

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    • HiTekRedNek@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Til little Rock is the judge of nowhere…

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      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Conway, but yeah. I came from Miami, so it seems very small in comparison.

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  • swelter_spark@reddthat.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I just chill when I drive. If there’s a speed minimum, I obey it, but otherwise I’m just out there to relax and have a good time. I don’t even look at people’s faces when they pass. I’m not doing anything wrong. If they’re mad, they need to get over it. (My bf hates driving with me.)

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  • marduk@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Slow down, this ain’t the mainland!”

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  • Spacehooks@reddthat.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is actually my grandma. She would would always give middle finger too. Her road rage is crazy. But so is her rage so its on brand.

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I keep telling my partner that she should keep about a dozen hammers in her car so that I can chuck them at other drivers through the window. She has yet to take me up on the idea.

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  • bricklove@midwest.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Then I feel bad when the driver id an older person with a kind demeanor

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  • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thanks for sharing this- I was too busy watching the road, and didn’t notice.

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