I'd never do this obviously

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• alzymologist@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yeah, that’s me on Prius, driving deliberately not above speed limit to laugh at your funny face when you pass and then not shine my high lights at you feeling moral superiority.

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  • DavidGarcia@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    wow based and petty-asshole-pilled

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    • alzymologist@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s a way to say I’ve got PhD without saying I’ve got PhD.

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  • Thassodar@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Do what you want, just don’t do it in the passing lane.

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    • alzymologist@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Where I live now, having more that one lane is a luxury few places could afford. I still slow down and move towards shoulder if I see The Secret Hints (those funny blinky yellow lights that do not seem to work in many, many cars).

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  • ddplf@szmer.info ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s my man! Haste demeans is what I say

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  • Eheran@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Do you actually know the true speed you are driving at?

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    • alzymologist@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      yes, it’s about 5km/h lower than what panel says, I use GPS to fuel my ego! This bike is not made for speed.

      I can drive fast and pull 4wd cars from snow with this car (I pulled dudes on RAMs from Grand Canyon snowy roads with 2010 Corolla), I just don’t want to.

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• DemBoSain@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  As I get older, I realized I’m just not in that much of a hurry anymore. And I really, really don’t want to hit a kid, so I’ll drive slow thru towns.

  Freeway though, that’s 80 mph.

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah but are you in the fast lane

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    • Mongostein@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No such thing as a fast lane on roads that aren’t highways

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    • Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Life in the fast lane, surely make you lose your mind.

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  • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Boo this slow town driver

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• qwestjest78@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If you get this upset from someone driving below the speed limit, then you should not be driving.

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  • monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But what if they are on the fast lane below the speed limit?

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    • jjjalljs@ttrpg.network ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      People should keep right except to pass, typically.

      Over short distances, the difference between going 40 and 30 or even 20 are miniscule. I’ve still had people lose their shit when I wouldn’t blaze through a school zone. Just chill out bro, the fast food will be there all day.

      But I live somewhere I don’t need to drive anymore, and I’m happy with it.

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  • crazyhotpasta@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thank god you’ll get fined for driving below the speed limit where I live.

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• marduk@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Slow down, this ain’t the mainland!”

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• swelter_spark@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I just chill when I drive. If there’s a speed minimum, I obey it, but otherwise I’m just out there to relax and have a good time. I don’t even look at people’s faces when they pass. I’m not doing anything wrong. If they’re mad, they need to get over it. (My bf hates driving with me.)

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  • Mongostein@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m the same. Giving yourself an extra 15 minutes more than you expect the commute to take will save you hours when you don’t have to deal with hitting someone later.

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    • swelter_spark@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Blasting down the road might save you about 3 minutes on an hour and a half trip, as best I can tell. It doesn’t seem worth the stress or the danger of causing an accident or getting pulled over.

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• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bro, this is the legit face I see going 85 on 430 getting passed by octogenarians! Shit is wild in the middle of nowhere!

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  • HiTekRedNek@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Til little Rock is the judge of nowhere…

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Conway, but yeah. I came from Miami, so it seems very small in comparison.

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• Spacehooks@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is actually my grandma. She would would always give middle finger too. Her road rage is crazy. But so is her rage so its on brand.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I keep telling my partner that she should keep about a dozen hammers in her car so that I can chuck them at other drivers through the window. She has yet to take me up on the idea.

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• PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Thanks for sharing this- I was too busy watching the road, and didn’t notice.

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• TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  in a just world, not one centered around corporate interests, you would lose your license for this. instead, the automotive industry has to ensure that there’s plenty of drivers to buy their cars, so we can’t be too harsh on our licensing laws.

  I guess it doesn’t matter. 50,000 deaths per year due to traffic accidents is a fair price to pay for the freedom to sit in traffic.

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• pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Rear driver chooses a following distance.

  Front driver chooses a speed, adjusted for the following distance.

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• bricklove@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Then I feel bad when the driver id an older person with a kind demeanor

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