Submitted 2 days ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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11/19/22(Sat)07:22:13 No.71045408 >Tfw boyfriend is asleep Why does he do this? Every fucking night? 11/19/22(Sat)07:25:16 No.71045429 >tells me he's not addicted to sleeping >goes insane if he doesn't get his daily fix >shouts at me for trying to keep him from relapsing
OP should marry him so she can divorce him over it
Back when I was 15 I had a gf that was basically nocturnal. She’d throw shit at me (e.g. scissors, a knife, a fork) while I was sleeping if I was breathing too loud. If the internet died in the house she would wake me up to try and fix it.
You lived with your gf at 15?
It’s common in many parts of the world to sleep with your girlfriend despite your age or living situation. In certain subsets of those teenage “sexual” relationships, parents even allow their children to copulate in their home, rather than in the park or against the back wall of a spacious disability bathroom stall.
I think I dated her too.
Did anyone ever hook 4chan up to a new machine or is Greentext now trapped in amber from a few weeks ago?
The greentext tap has been turned back on but we’ll still get the same reposts forever
Nah, it’s back up as of a few days ago.
amber unclenched, so 4chan is out now
Weak kegels.
What anime is the comment at the top from? The one where she’s smoking?
Eh, I’ve heard of some men that never got up in the night to deal with the baby / kids. I can understand how a partner could be driven to the brink by that.
That’s totally an older generation thing. My father refuses to change diapers unless he’s the only one there. The grandfather brags that he never changed a diaper in his life. Yeah…that stopped with my generation.
Most millennial guys that I know are more invested in their kids. They change them, they wake with them, they play with them, they feed them. I don’t understand why older men frowned upon it like it was some sort of horrible thing to take care of your own kids. Toxic masculinity is such a fragile, yet destructive thing.
CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
What the fuck is with women hating men sleeping? I left multiple women because they hit me over a sleep-related event. My brother got hit with a hammer over it.
cRazi_man@lemm.ee 2 days ago
My family culture as a child was that sleep is sacred. If there were plans and places to go, but someone was tired and fell asleep on the sofa, then the light would be switched off, a blanket fetched, no one else goes in the lounge and the plans got delayed or cancelled.
Now I’ve married a woman who wakes me up to ask me if I’m sleeping.
sirico@feddit.uk 2 days ago
Are you sleeping? I hope the notification didn’t wake you.
ettyblatant@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Definitely not gender-restricted. I think every guy I’ve ever dated has poked/shaken/bothered me awake just to ask in a loud whisper “pssst hey are you sleeping??” and when I’d say yes, I was sleeping, they’d be like “okay you should probably keep sleeping” or something like that.
One guy would find that I wasn’t in bed anymore (he snored) and then come to the couch, poke me to ask if I was sleeping on the couch, and then ultimately climb into the couch with me to then snore some more!
Looking back it is very endearing, but I’ve never considered hurting someone I love as much as I did in those instances.
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
They wanted to screw
steeznson@lemmy.world 2 days ago
This is incredibly specific and I’ve never encountered the women-hating-men-sleeping phenomenon before.
Do you sleep walk or something? How did you manage to upset them so much while nominally being unconscious? Your post has puzzled me.
PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world 2 days ago
If I tried to sleep longer than my ex-wife, she would “clean” very loudly in the bedroom until I got up. Conversely if I didn’t want to go to bed the same time she did, she got super butthurt.
Hupf@feddit.org 2 days ago
youtu.be/vMMYh8uIsNs
morrowind@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
Two main reasons I know:
Your experiences seem to be related to #2