ettyblatant
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- Comment on Broccoli, cheese, and MILFs 3 days ago:
Steamed broccoli with a little soy sauce & Sriracha is one of my absolute favorite snacks. Cauliflower, too. I’m gonna go make some.
- Comment on Selling as is. 3 days ago:
Hey I’m driving through tomorrow, I might go see if they’ll bring it down $500 or so!
- Comment on Selling as is. 3 days ago:
It’s a Wasilla listing, it might be genuine.
- Comment on My knee gave out at work today and all I could think of was this 2 weeks ago:
I’ve broken many bones in my life, but the standout is my hip. I was 34 when I fractured the femoral neck in my hip joint. When I get up after sitting on a chair/couch for a while, my hip pops LOUD, and normally is pleasant feeling (sometimes really, really not), but anyone in earshot immediately looks to me with alarm because they can’t place what popped to make the sound.
Me: points to hip–> it’s my hip cracking, don’t worry! Them: 🤮
- Comment on Intruder 3 weeks ago:
There is a news logo on the bottom. This is likely a still from an interview about the incident
- Comment on I know what I got. No low balls 2 months ago:
Thanks, Meat Cat!
- Comment on Why isn't apple a popular ice cream flavor? 2 months ago:
What, you don’t like cold soured apple curd tart cream? It has nutmeg in it!
- Comment on Anon quits their job 2 months ago:
I am in a much better environment! This was about 10 years ago, and that particular store closed. I also ghosted that job. They had been harassing my trans coworker friend so we just stopped showing up. They did NOT try to call me :)
- Comment on Anon quits their job 2 months ago:
I worked with someone who did this. It was the HR person. She just didn’t show up one day, didn’t answer her phone or door. For a solid week. After a wellness check by the police, it was revealed that she was fine, just couldn’t go back in to work because she hated her job so much.
I was young, and it was a shitty grocery chain filled with shitty management and shitty customers. I 100% thought she had killed herself, or skipped town for some other awful reason. It was a relief to hear she was OK. Fuck that store.
- Comment on Ballaholic I'm guessing 3 months ago:
Holy shit this thread
Meme : weird event happens at restaurant, only context is that man was hiding his actions for whatever reason"
ITT: FUCKING WIVES AMIRITE
- Comment on Could an American please prove me wrong? 3 months ago:
Fun fact: that famous “eagle screech” is actually a recording of a Red-Tailed Hawk.
Eagles sound like fucking idiots in real life
- Comment on I hate people like this 3 months ago:
Fucking SAME. I bartended and served through college (my degree doesn’t pay well due to YouTube tutorials that have flourished in my industry, lol ouch) and after, and then finally at 30 I started temping in manufacturing, which led to me permanently hired at a huge company with ridiculous benefits, and am now a supervisor in engine assembly that will make 6 figures in 3 years.
I desperately wish I had gone into trade school when I was 18.
- Comment on Anon tries to remember a song 3 months ago:
Nah, that’s
dudududadudadu dun dun dun, dudududadada dunu duna duna duna / dududadududadu dun dun dun, dudududadada duna duna duna duna / bububa bububa bububa bububaaaa
- Comment on I just cited myself. 5 months ago:
I appreciate you taking the time, and I understand where I was wrong. Thank you
- Comment on I think there's a clear winner here 😳👉👈 6 months ago:
Girlfriend:
[X] eats hot chip
[X] lie
- Comment on Rip Striker 2000-2024 😭 7 months ago:
…WHAT
- Comment on Day one and done 7 months ago:
I am embarrassed to say that I like thin crust papa johns, but only if it’s cold…? Although, I’ve only eaten it while hungover, so it’s obviously a crap “pizza” ¯_(ツ)_/¯
- Comment on Day one and done 7 months ago:
That’s 100% true. Same with frozen. Sometimes I just want some air fried digornos, not anything that was made with love shudder
- Comment on Day one and done 7 months ago:
It’s best for everyone that we just accept that they are two different pizza concepts, and should not be ranked between each other.
- Comment on That was a close one 8 months ago:
Lockheed Martin: JEEZ NASA it was just the one time!!!*
- Comment on How to recognize words 11 months ago:
I am legitimately asking- is suddenly having a problem processing words attributable to anxiety?
- Comment on How to recognize words 11 months ago:
Is this not something everyone has experienced? If you say a word 2-4 times it loses meaning for a little while? (It sounds absurd when I type it out)
- Comment on How to recognize words 11 months ago:
I have not had head injuries lately. I have started a new position in my company as of November, but my work area is pretty well regulated air-wise… head injuries I’ve had occurred more than 15y ago. I am just curious if anyone else has had this experience happen suddenly
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- Comment on Can you survive on pickles alone, for a while? 11 months ago:
Was this a good stick?
- Comment on Why don't I bruise? 11 months ago:
You don’t remember, but we shook hands a while ago and through some Freaky Friday transitive biological process, I took all your bruises and combined them with my own. I was embarrassed my hex backfired, so I didn’t tell you. Sorry!
- Comment on What are the best features of Lemmy that aren't available in Reddit? 1 year ago:
Well shit, I loved the pun chains!
- Comment on i saved this meme in may of 2020, it has become relevant 1 year ago:
I assumed it was a reference to the USA’s Democratic party, but that doesn’t make a lot of sense.
Only commenting because I think the linked article above is really interesting
- Comment on Seven Corndogs 1 year ago:
I do the same and the logic is with us. Crust first ensures you will not experience any toppings or condiments running away. You get everything behaving itself riiight in the middle. That might just be me; I am obsessed with condiments.
- Comment on Are you trying to get me robbed?! 1 year ago:
You don’t understand! You were supposed to die on that bridge!