Almost every jar of pickles claims a serving of pickles has zero calories. Now clearly, this is incorrect and the result of exploiting some ridiculous FDA loophole, since anyone knows that cucumbers provide calories.
So let’s say you’re in a situation where you lose all access to food, but you’ve got effectively unlimited access to pickles – like, you’re trapped inside a recently abandoned pickle warehouse.
Could you conceivably eat enough pickles to survive for a month? Two months? Or would your body just shut down from all the sodium and acid?
punkwalrus@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Well, it really reminds me of that famous GreenTest about pickles Image
frickineh@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Oh good, it’s not just me. I came here to say that the odds of shitting pure pickle juice are way too high to make it worth the risk.
snooggums@kbin.social 9 months ago
If anyone hasn't had a butt cam (colonoscopy) before, this basically describes the process for flushing out before the procedure, except the stuff they give you doesn't taste as good as pickles.
punkwalrus@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Hah! It’s so true.
THE_ANON@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
Is it really possible to shit stomach acid and what would hapeen if it is outside of your stomach will it burn through your skin ?
jballs@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
You’ve never thrown up before?
fidodo@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Could we evolve to spit stomach acid on command and burn our enemies
thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Question answered OP, this will be your daily life until the sweet relief of death
AeroSmack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
I was just about to mention this. Go ahead, OP. Eat those pickles.