sanguine_artichoke

@sanguine_artichoke@midwest.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not just cheez wiz, but the spray stuff, Easy Cheese.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Give me a slice and mayo and I’d have a little. What kind of jizz is that on the outside, though?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you survive on pickles alone, for a while?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, simpler than I thought!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you survive on pickles alone, for a while?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They have some carbs and protein at least, and vitamins and electrolytes. The water would probably help but I’d wonder if it would be too salty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you survive on pickles alone, for a while?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  With a serving size of 20-30g and only 1 g carbs, unfortunately they’re not exploiting labeling. Cucumbers do not have significant carbohydrates, fat or protein and thus neither do pickled cucumbers. Maybe enough carbs to survive but not enough fat or protein, and so you’d end up with protein deficiency and whatever that condition is where people eating just rabbits starve from lack of fat. Probably also a horrific case of heartburn from such an acidic diet.

  They do have a decent amount of some vitamins and minerals, and electrolytes such as potassium. It wouldn’t make up for the lack of protein and fat though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What was the original use of the ‘☠️’ emoji⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  1993, wow. That’s OG.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i think im diabetic?? i dont want to be but its most likely⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So, judging from the “sugar” thing you seem to think you might have developed type 2 diabetes. Do you have any symptoms at all that would support that? It’s very unlikely you’d develop that at the age of 20.

  Also, just a note, type 2 is caused by many factors but people are very confused about the “sugar” thing because eating any carbohydrate is the equivalent of sugar. You can view foods like rice, potato or corn as basically sugar, as vegetable starch is just a chain of glucose molecules.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s a matter of what the cops choose to release, since this is from a law enforcement account. I was hoping to see him swimming defiantly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They left out the exciting parts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Restaurant Bill⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been to a couple places in Denver that do this and obviously it’s bullshit. Just raise the prices! Not 18%, though, they’re 5% and started when everyone felt bad for restaurant workers during Covid. At both of them they had a disclaimer “if you disagree with this charge, we will gladly remove it”… as if that’s a comfortable thing to do to save $4.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Restaurant Bill⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s also eating food in a social atmosphere without having to shop, prepare or cleanup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Restaurant Bill⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not the point though… it’s that everything is 18% more than advertised on the menu, regardless of whether the original price was high or fair.