What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake

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• TrendigOsthyvel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    This actually looks good though.

    OPs thing makes me sick.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Damn, that’s next level

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  • synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    You csn make onr yourself following this guide

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I love me some voileipäkakku. Especially the salmon one, that’s the tits and always gets eaten first at weddings haha

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  • M137@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Smörgåstårta is actually delicious though.

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• M137@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  The 70’s called, they want their nightmare food back.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    More, you said?

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Would try. I’ve made the Swedish dish Flying Jacob (because it was so bizarre) and it was honestly great

      Flying Jacob (Swedish: flygande Jacob/Jakob pronounced is a Swedish casserole composed of chicken, cream, chilli sauce, bananas, roasted peanuts and bacon. The dish is baked in an oven and is usually served with rice and a salad.

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• bellly@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Ew i dont like olives

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• LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Just when I think the entire human species has lost its collective mind and made earth uninhabitable and life no longer worth living, I see things like this and realize I am still right for feeling that way.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Horrible. It’s fucking raw!

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Actually, both hot dogs and bologna are pre-cooked, otherwise they wouldn’t be safe to consume cold.

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    • Octopus1348@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Yeah. That’s why you can just throw the hotdog in the microwave and it tastes exactly like if you cooked it.

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  • Smokeydope@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Katie I think we need some black bars over that cake

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• sanguine_artichoke@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Give me a slice and mayo and I’d have a little. What kind of jizz is that on the outside, though?

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    The yellow stuff is cheese whiz, the white I’m not entirely sure. Ranch dressing maybe?

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    • sanguine_artichoke@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Not just cheez wiz, but the spray stuff, Easy Cheese.

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    • zigmus64@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      The yellow stuff is definitely Easy Cheese.

      For the non Americans

      The “icing” I have no idea. At first I thought it was mashed potatoes, but on closer inspection it does seem like it might be ranch dressing.

      Part of me wants to be disgusted by this… part of me wants to make it so I can try it.

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• qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Burn this. Burn it now. Burn it with fire.

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  • DarylDutch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    In my experience cooking it makes it worse.

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    • qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Cooking it is not the objective.

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• Teon@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  It's always a party when wieners are involved.

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• Vinny_93@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Actually looks like it might not taste that bad

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I’d probably eat it

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  And then cut into it and you discover that inside, it’s the most incredible and perfect red velvet cake with semi-sweet salted caramel cinnamon crème cheese frosting

  woah

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• Slow@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Perhaps this cake should be given to your girlfriend?

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