Teon
@Teon@kbin.social
- Comment on Yep 5 months ago:
Oh yah, sure, ya betcha! That sure feels marvy.
- Comment on How does the day-to-day work of not wearing shoes in the house? 6 months ago:
Carpets need to be cleaned more often if you wear outside shoes inside, or if you go barefoot inside. Wearing socks (better) or slippers (best) inside keeps carpets cleaner longer. Hardwood floors are easier to clean with bare feet.
I really prefer hard floors and area rugs that are small enough to be washed in a machine. - Comment on Thank me later 7 months ago:
Meat meet meat.
- Comment on For the entitled people whining about the difference between shitposts and shit posts 7 months ago:
What about shit-posts? We are people too!!
- Comment on Why are jokes about Jim Jones hard to tell? 9 months ago:
What a grape joke.
- Comment on What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake 9 months ago:
It's always a party when wieners are involved.
- Comment on Just fuck my shit up 9 months ago:
Set time travel machine to... UK 1981
- Comment on A Perfectly Timed Accidental Picture By Photographer Pau Buscató 9 months ago:
The invisible man is soooo horny! Secret hand job.
- Comment on Battlestar Galactica Reboot Moves Forward at Peacock With New Showrunner 9 months ago:
Yay! More tv shows getting ruined because the entertainment industry has Zero creativity!
- Comment on 4202 g 10 months ago:
50! She's a tough old bird.
- Comment on Jesus leaving Chili's the way His father would want him to on Christmas night 10 months ago:
If you just lock jesus in the janitors closet, he will 'rise up' in 3 days. No worriez!
- Comment on I got this popup ad on my TV **while watching a DVD** 10 months ago:
Anytime you see the word "smart" in the name of the product, remember to mentally replace the word "smart" with "tracking".
- Comment on They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem? 10 months ago:
What a shit baker. Who even cooks this crap?
/s
- Comment on My children will refer to me as father. 10 months ago:
I detest the phrase "daddy"!!!
Oh, and 'bruh' is a whole different genre of porn you aren't ready for. - Comment on Skip brushing your teeth by combining it with breakfast 11 months ago:
Mmmm! Minty weiners!
- Comment on Let's confuse Americans! 11 months ago:
Kool-aid? That's the margarita jug!
- Comment on Let's confuse Americans! 11 months ago:
YAY!! Soy milk!
- Comment on 2014: Barack Obama Tan Suit Scandal (biggest scandal of two presidential terms) 11 months ago:
The real scandal was how fucking hot he looked in that suit!
And how jealous the GOP was of it. - Comment on Internet Hole 11 months ago:
That was my nickname in China!
- Comment on Why is that on the internet, people assume you're a male from America, but if you're a vegan on the internet, people assume you're female? 11 months ago:
Everyone knows that cats rule the interwebz. That's why there are so many cat videos. Self promotion.
- Comment on Quack? 11 months ago:
It's the Copa-Ba-nan-a Bird, I had one called Lola.
- Comment on Give me your edgiest comments 1 year ago:
My tits are up here Brenda!
FFS - Comment on Elon offers Wikipedia $ 1 billion to change their name to Dickipedia 1 year ago:
We already have Dickopedia elon, it's called twitter and YOU paid $44 billion for it.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha - Comment on A apple 1 year ago:
'bonus' points or boner points?
- Comment on Hot tip 1 year ago:
Hot Tip #2
Putting a large carrot into a condom... oops, wrong thread, nevermind. - Comment on you are at home with your wife and daughter and this guy comes in -- what do you do? 1 year ago:
Grab a big rubber eraser and start rubbing him out!
Take that blank page! HA! - Comment on don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, 1 year ago:
[squirts soap inside] WHEEE!!! The willy car wash is open!!!
- Comment on What can I do if I think someone is downvoting all of my posts? 1 year ago:
That explains why the up/down vote feels broken.
- Comment on What can I do if I think someone is downvoting all of my posts? 1 year ago:
The rep points are messed up on both platforms.
I guess when they decide an account has X number of downvotes that they restrict our access, we can worry about it. But right now, up/down has no real meaning.
Even on reddit I remember people getting mass downvotes and nothing ever happened to those accounts.
Take every down vote as a way to remind yourself that "someone is thinking about me". :) - Comment on What can I do if I think someone is downvoting all of my posts? 1 year ago:
I'm on Kbin, using desktop/browser. And I did see that there was 1 downvote I missed here, https://kbin.social/m/videogamebutts@lemmy.world/t/261506/In-Game-Street-Fighter-VI-Lily/votes/down
We can see downvotes on kbin, not sure lemmy is the same. But only on the threads you start.