Yep, you’ve done a shit post. Congratulations
For the entitled people whining about the difference between shitposts and shit posts
Submitted 1 year ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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baggins@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
saltesc@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m Jim Shit, owner of Shit Posts, and my family has been making posts for four generations. We care very much about our business name being used for shitposts.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My apologies, Mr Shit. How’s your wife Lotta doing?
saltesc@lemmy.world 1 year ago
She’s good. Dip just started college too. He’ll be a good Shit. Excited for him to take on the family business one day so long as he stops listening to his uncle Bull—always filling his head with stupid ideas. I’ll be glad when he moves back in with Fulla and we can enjoy some peace in the Shit house again.
alquicksilver@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Not to be confused with eatshit, of course.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s actually only real eatshit if it’s from Shit, Zanjan in Iran. Otherwise it’s just sparkling Taco Bell.
tygerprints@kbin.social 1 year ago
Aren't all posts basically shitposts and also shit posts? I mean none of this is going into "the collected book of 21st century wisdom." True that nobody cares what you have to say - so what difference does it make. Say what you want and let the buffalo chips fall wherever they will.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Are buffalo chips at all related to poker chips?
tygerprints@kbin.social 1 year ago
You could use them that way, but it would be advisable to wear a clothes pin on your nostrils.
The_Ferry@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Unfortunately you are mistaking them for bison chips which are indeed a distant relative of poker chips
Balkonmoebel@feddit.de 1 year ago
That’s one fine vintage meme right there.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Its like 25 years old. Homie is probably dead by now lol.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Shiteaters love to eat shit but complain whenever it’s served.
galoisghost@aussie.zone 1 year ago
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 1 year ago
JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
NOM
lowleveldata@programming.dev 1 year ago
cheers
Teon@kbin.social 1 year ago
What about shit-posts? We are people too!!
june@lemmy.world 1 year ago
A shitpost is the fact that I’m going to rainforest cafe for my 40th birthday in Vegas.
A shit post is that I’m going to rainforest cafe for my 40th birthday in Vegas.
We are not the same.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Sorry champ, I’m gonna need a diagram with this one
ItsAFake@lemmus.org 1 year ago
People take their shitpost communities too damn seriously, I mean come on it’s shit tier comedy at best, who is out there holding Shitposts up like they’re the holy grail or something. All shitpost are shit posts, that’s the fuckin point!
Back in my day when someone did a shitpost you didn’t sit there comparing it on a scale of jeans to beans, no we took our shitposts for what they were, a minute of joy that is over as soon as it’s done, it’s like when you go get an icecream, it’s great for a while, then you’re hands are covered in cream and you’re banned from ever practising open heart surgery at Bethesda Medical Training Hospital, it’s done and you’re off on your next adventure as if you didn’t accidentally kill America’s next top plasterer.
All in all tho, there’s top quality Shitposts on here and those people complaining need to remember that everything’s made up and the points don’t matter.
umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
in 50 years shitposts will be the fine wine of culture just you wait
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Today we have shitposts and shit posts, but in 50 years we’ll have differing genres named from geographical places. All with their own subtle differences depending on the conditions of the surrounding area.
ItsAFake@lemmus.org 1 year ago
Shitposting is a core human trait, history is filled with famous Shitposts.