tygerprints
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- Comment on Just 5 more minutes 8 months ago:
With the same reasoning it's never logical to assume that things we can't always identify or put a label on are strange or foreign or from other planets.
The most logical, and most mentally healthy mind, would first try to explore the most plausible explanations and first assume there is no miraculous visitation involved.
If a mountain springs up in the middle of the Pacific and a comic sans message pops up saying LDS is the true religion," I can guarantee it's because the multi-billion dollar corporation called the LDS Church has put money into a new kind of marketing campaign.
And if you're stupid enough to give that corporation 10 percent of your income, maybe you're too stupid to be trying to solve UFO mysteries in the first place.
- Comment on Spongejob Wetpants 8 months ago:
Actually he's an octopus so he's always been a lot more of a hands-on person.
- Comment on Rizzler 8 months ago:
Oooohkaay this is all about as slimy and gross as human communications can get.
- Comment on I promise 8 months ago:
I'm the person who, when they say the plate is hot, I always have to grab it to find out for myself. I don't think my chances for immortality are too good.
- Comment on I promise 8 months ago:
"Pan" sexual!! GAWRF HAR HAR HAR HARRRRFFFF!!! It's funny because it's true.
- Comment on I promise 8 months ago:
Hmmm. I WASN'T attracted to plates until I saw this post. I wonder what would happen if I touched it with my penis.
Waiter: Sir please don't do that in here, this is Chucky Cheese.
Me: Then why aren't there signs saying not to do it.
- Comment on Delicious decadent delicacy 8 months ago:
Lobsterkey. Deliciously offputting and brillianty difficult to eat.
- Comment on If lasagna is sinful, then I'll see all y'all in hell. 8 months ago:
Wait I think I see two micro dots on that guys chest. Are they suggesting that men have nipples and engage in frantic hyena sex with monkeys here?? I'm appalled and offended by this image. I think this is child pornography. This is going to warp the minds of our kids. How can we ban this image from all future posts. I think this image is promoting pedophilia and naked aardvarking.
- Comment on It doesn't matter now if you are sad or blue. 8 months ago:
I think I'm scared enough to go hide now myself. I'm not sure I want to know what the "pinky gourd' Thing is all about. But I'm a-scared.
Don't hug me.
- Comment on Hustle tip 8 months ago:
I dunno though - I think eating the Saltines themselves would be tastier than eating the sleeves, if only marginally.
- Comment on Homer 8 months ago:
Wow. Lucky!!!!
- Comment on Nepal tells Everest tourists to take their shit with them 8 months ago:
Ex-ACTLY.
- Comment on Nepal tells Everest tourists to take their shit with them 8 months ago:
Yick who wants to climb up a mountain packed with shit. Why do people want to climb Everest anyway? It's such a stupid thing to do. I can think of five million things I'd rather do than climb a frozen tundra of rock and human poop.
- Comment on You 8 months ago:
You're only as tall as your total height, you know. Enjoy your own favorites and don't waste much time not enjoying your non-favorites.
- Comment on This is me when I've got time 8 months ago:
I wish I had time to reply about this.
- Comment on House likely to pass a bill that could ban TikTok, sending it to the Senate 8 months ago:
What about the content generators who earn their living from Tik Tok? Banning it is not the solution to fixing the problems with it.
- Comment on House likely to pass a bill that could ban TikTok, sending it to the Senate 8 months ago:
In Utah they're so frightened of social media that they have made it almost impossible for any social media companies to thrive here. Tik Tok is now in their crosshairs because it's the fashionable GOP target, but previously it was facebook and the internet in general. Now they've passed laws to restrict internet usage for anyone under 21 - on the off chance some kid might see a cartoon of a bare butt or something, and their head might explode.
- Comment on How the coming flood of AI-generated content might actually free the soul of Internet StayGrounded.online 8 months ago:
AI could be a creative tool for good, in the right hands; unfortunately, most people will use it to produce crap and to spread sick disinformation that, in many cases, will be libelous if not downright corrupt. The art of persuasion should have guardrails because, essentially, most people are pimps who stink excuses.
- Comment on Somewhere in North Dakota 9 months ago:
Said no one ever: Oh JEEZ WE'RE OUTTA LUTEFISK!!
Said most probably everyone ever: YAY WE'RE FINALLY OUTTA FUCKIN' LUTEFISK!!!
- Comment on Hear me out 9 months ago:
Hey, I ordered one o' those! And it cost me $85 online!! I figured when else will i get a deal on a metal popcorn bucket with a fleshlight attachment?
But the bucket is metal so, you'll need your light saber to make a hole for your dick in the bottom of it.
- Comment on hell yea 9 months ago:
Me: Excuse me waiter, do you have crab legs? Waiter: Sir my legs are as normal as yours. Ta duh, DUM.
- Comment on Green guys 9 months ago:
What about the Grinch? It's interesting how, in the original animated special, he was creepy and gross looking, but over time he's become this silly, wide eyed and cute little green feller.
- Comment on Please help! 9 months ago:
Non-distressed calm jeans, I think I need 450 pairs. They'd go well with my calming stress reducing straight jacket.
And my little smiley face lapel button that says "I really wish I weren't here right now."
- Comment on It is wednesday my dudes 9 months ago:
So why, ya see - why when we visited china, did they sing "Take me home, country roads" on the little boat down the Yangtze river? Our tour guide started singing and everyone joined in, and we're going down this little river into the deep jungle on both sides and I'm not even sure they knew what the words meant.
Why that particular song? I have no idea. It was kind of surreal. And there were no toads involved but I did see some weird looking insects.
- Comment on An achievement 9 months ago:
Phhhb, what a loser. Anyone who can't eat more than 70 spongebob stickers in an alleyway, will NEVER get ahead in this economy!
And anyone who DOES eat spongebob stickers likely won't be going to the head anytime soon after their butthole gets plugged up. But hey that's a sacrifice we should be willing to make to keep the spongebob products a-rollin.
- Comment on Ad placement matters. 9 months ago:
He might win, and it's a sickening possibility, because it would signal that the democracy that once was America is now dead and beyond salvation. It caused me a lot of nightmares also, but knowing how it will hurt the very people who elected him is some measure of smug satisfaction. Watching americans turn their backs on ethics and morals and intelligence though - that's the worst part in every way.
- Comment on I don't like what I've seen, man 9 months ago:
And I wonder if you just can't accept any other point of view, because it challenges you and threatens you in some way.
- Comment on I don't like what I've seen, man 9 months ago:
Do you have documentation proving (beyond doubt) that racism is only a learned behavior? As an anthropology student I read so many textbooks that state otherwise, and I agree with their conclusions that racism is inherent in the "reptilian" human mind. If you don't know what that is, you need to do more reading.
- Comment on I don't like what I've seen, man 9 months ago:
A stupid thing is dismissing new information without considering it because of your own prejudices, you've just proven what I was saying, everyone has racism or phobia (and you certainly do).
- Comment on That gourmet luxury blend... 9 months ago:
I get it, I was banned for saying that being progressive was a good thing. That was just dandy. I consider it a badge of honor to have pissed them off so royally.