Wait a minute, I know her, that’s the woman who’s responsible for causing all the problem in my life!
I’ll bet she’s posting something really dumb on the Internet right now.
You
Submitted 8 months ago by Maven@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 8 months ago
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 8 months ago
She’s still smug after being Time Person of the Year in 2006.
Pinklink@lemm.ee 8 months ago
I loved you in Slaughterhouse Rulez
jonc211@programming.dev 8 months ago
It bothers me that the height chart suggests there are 10 inches in a foot
lancecobra@lemmy.world 8 months ago
What about the fact that 4 feet is ankle height yet his entire torso is only 1 foot tall?
Maven@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Oh god I didn’t even notice that
TalesFromTheKitchen@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
I just had to look it up, you guys really don’t have it easy with your measurements. Miles, Yard, foot, inch and nothing matches up.
Liz@midwest.social 8 months ago
And yet every time we suggest switching to metric the very vocal minority claims it’s all actually very easy and switching wouldn’t be worth the hassle anyway. We’d actually save money if we switched to metric, by reducing the number of errors caused by bad measurements, but whatever, kermudgeons gonna kermudgeon.
theneverfox@pawb.social 8 months ago
So it’s all super weird, but not as hard as it sounds. How often do you need to convert between feet and miles anyways? We don’t really use yards for anything, converting between inches and feet is the length conversion that’s obnoxious
It’s very human though, they apparently picked a giant when they standardized it… It still roughly works
An inch is the last joint on your thumb, a foot is your foot length, a yard is a stride (one step with each foot), a mile is 1k strides.
It takes 20 minutes to walk a mile at a normal pace, a healthy person can consistently travel about 20 miles in a day. 10k steps is 5 miles, the somewhat arbitrary goal we picked for pedometers.
It’s weird, but it feels very natural when talking about the physical world around you. It’s a great measure of distance, but it’s not a good measure of length
bisby@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I was at a track meet once and the lady running high jump was doing a horrible job. She was finally figuring out what she was doing and said : OK, we got this. Next height will be 5’12"
Liz@midwest.social 8 months ago
This lady is one of the many reasons we need metric.
MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
Shrinkflation came for the imperial system, I’m afraid. 10 inches is the new metric foot.
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 8 months ago
How tall are you in Olympic swimming pools?
ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Am I being doxxed?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 months ago
How the hell did you know?
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 8 months ago
Holy shit, I’m white?! I can go jogging!
trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 8 months ago
By being white you are actually contractually bound to go jogging by blood
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 8 months ago
As a white person, I feel the need to arbitrate these contractual obligations and negotiate more favorable terms.
BroccoLemuria@lemmy.world 8 months ago
And also around 2 feet tall! :)
Cinnamon3431@lemmy.world 8 months ago
relatable meme
slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 8 months ago
Three out of four ain’t bad.
budgard@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Wait… I don’t enjoy my interests.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This makes me think of a friend’s child years ago, who was going around asking all the adults, “how tall are you for your height?”
Which was met with confusion, and the child asking more and more emphatically. I think what the kid was trying to get at was, “are you tall for your age?”.
lugal@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
I am old for my age for sure
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
bonus point: You were born at the age of 0 years
dopeshark@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Also naked 💀
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
This couldn’t be me, I have been born -1 times
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 8 months ago
As a magnitude, that is equivalent.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
This begs the question. Is the number of times you have been born a signed or unsigned integer?
Hell, why are we even assuming it’s an integer. What’s to say you weren’t born 0.331517718 times?
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Im sorry but -1 is null so technically you don’t exist right now
summerof69@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Are you a QA engineer?
chalk46@fedia.io 8 months ago
how the hell does gobshite like this get 500+ upvotes
NickwithaC@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This is literally the shitpost community.
Cryophilia@lemmy.world 8 months ago
2meirl4meirl
Tixanou@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That is so me
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Wow. You’ve got me.
bfg9k@lemmy.world 8 months ago
literally me
Jackcooper@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I feel so seen
frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I don’t enjoy my interests. :(
Korne127@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’m sorry for that :(
lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
Oh yeah then explain why sometimes I don’t enjoy my favorite foods or interests
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Represents me perfectly, thanks OP
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 8 months ago
How did you know?
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
People with anhedonia: No, I don’t think I will.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This meme got vibe checked by anhedonia
Bunnylux@lemmy.world 8 months ago
‘at least once’ I see you’re including the evangelicals
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I wasn’t born tho
anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
C section counts. No stupid Macbeth rules.
tygerprints@kbin.social 8 months ago
You're only as tall as your total height, you know. Enjoy your own favorites and don't waste much time not enjoying your non-favorites.
MadBob@feddit.nl 8 months ago
Those people are actually less than two foot tall.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Harold smile lookin bro
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 8 months ago
This couldn’t be me, I resent my interests
snf@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Reminds me of this dialogue from Ghost World
funnystuff97@lemmy.world 8 months ago
“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”
-Groucho Marx
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I resent your interests too
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 8 months ago
Harsh, but fair