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• HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This couldn’t be me, I resent my interests

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  • snf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Reminds me of this dialogue from Ghost World

    Enid : You know, we need to find a place where you can go to meet women who share your interests. Seymour : Well maybe I don’t want to meet someone who shares my interests. I hate my interests.

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    • funnystuff97@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”

      -Groucho Marx

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  • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I resent your interests too

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    • HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Harsh, but fair

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• MargotRobbie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Wait a minute, I know her, that’s the woman who’s responsible for causing all the problem in my life!

  I’ll bet she’s posting something really dumb on the Internet right now.

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    She’s still smug after being Time Person of the Year in 2006.

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  • Pinklink@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I loved you in Slaughterhouse Rulez

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• jonc211@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It bothers me that the height chart suggests there are 10 inches in a foot

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  • lancecobra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What about the fact that 4 feet is ankle height yet his entire torso is only 1 foot tall?

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  • Maven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh god I didn’t even notice that

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  • TalesFromTheKitchen@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I just had to look it up, you guys really don’t have it easy with your measurements. Miles, Yard, foot, inch and nothing matches up.

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    • Liz@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And yet every time we suggest switching to metric the very vocal minority claims it’s all actually very easy and switching wouldn’t be worth the hassle anyway. We’d actually save money if we switched to metric, by reducing the number of errors caused by bad measurements, but whatever, kermudgeons gonna kermudgeon.

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    • theneverfox@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      So it’s all super weird, but not as hard as it sounds. How often do you need to convert between feet and miles anyways? We don’t really use yards for anything, converting between inches and feet is the length conversion that’s obnoxious

      It’s very human though, they apparently picked a giant when they standardized it… It still roughly works

      An inch is the last joint on your thumb, a foot is your foot length, a yard is a stride (one step with each foot), a mile is 1k strides.

      It takes 20 minutes to walk a mile at a normal pace, a healthy person can consistently travel about 20 miles in a day. 10k steps is 5 miles, the somewhat arbitrary goal we picked for pedometers.

      It’s weird, but it feels very natural when talking about the physical world around you. It’s a great measure of distance, but it’s not a good measure of length

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  • bisby@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I was at a track meet once and the lady running high jump was doing a horrible job. She was finally figuring out what she was doing and said : OK, we got this. Next height will be 5’12"

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    • Liz@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This lady is one of the many reasons we need metric.

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  • MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Shrinkflation came for the imperial system, I’m afraid. 10 inches is the new metric foot.

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  • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How tall are you in Olympic swimming pools?

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• ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Am I being doxxed?

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  How the hell did you know?

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• FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Holy shit, I’m white?! I can go jogging!

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  • trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    By being white you are actually contractually bound to go jogging by blood

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    • FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      As a white person, I feel the need to arbitrate these contractual obligations and negotiate more favorable terms.

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  • BroccoLemuria@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    And also around 2 feet tall! :)

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• Cinnamon3431@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  relatable meme

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• slurpeesoforion@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Three out of four ain’t bad.

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• budgard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Wait… I don’t enjoy my interests.

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• Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This makes me think of a friend’s child years ago, who was going around asking all the adults, “how tall are you for your height?”

  Which was met with confusion, and the child asking more and more emphatically. I think what the kid was trying to get at was, “are you tall for your age?”.

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I am old for my age for sure

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• isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  bonus point: You were born at the age of 0 years

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  • dopeshark@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Also naked 💀

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• empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This couldn’t be me, I have been born -1 times

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  • FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    As a magnitude, that is equivalent.

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    • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This begs the question. Is the number of times you have been born a signed or unsigned integer?
      Hell, why are we even assuming it’s an integer. What’s to say you weren’t born 0.331517718 times?

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  • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Im sorry but -1 is null so technically you don’t exist right now

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  • summerof69@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Are you a QA engineer?

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• chalk46@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  how the hell does gobshite like this get 500+ upvotes

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  • NickwithaC@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is literally the shitpost community.

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• Cryophilia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  2meirl4meirl

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• Tixanou@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That is so me

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• STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Wow. You’ve got me.

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• bfg9k@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  literally me

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• Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I feel so seen

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• frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I don’t enjoy my interests. :(

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  • Korne127@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m sorry for that :(

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• lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Oh yeah then explain why sometimes I don’t enjoy my favorite foods or interests

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• ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Represents me perfectly, thanks OP

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• NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  How did you know?

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• MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  People with anhedonia: No, I don’t think I will.

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• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This meme got vibe checked by anhedonia

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• Bunnylux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  ‘at least once’ I see you’re including the evangelicals

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I wasn’t born tho

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  • anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    C section counts. No stupid Macbeth rules.

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• tygerprints@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You're only as tall as your total height, you know. Enjoy your own favorites and don't waste much time not enjoying your non-favorites.

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• MadBob@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Those people are actually less than two foot tall.

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• bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Harold smile lookin bro

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