HipsterTenZero
@HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone
[he/him]
- Comment on The games industry ‘will only have room for one non-Nintendo console next gen’, it’s claimed | VGC 2 days ago:
finally, it’s time for the Ouya to rise from the ashes and claim its place among the switch 2
- Comment on Black Myth: Wukong producer on The Game Awards top prize snub: "I came all the way here for nothing!" 6 days ago:
lol
- Comment on What game surprised you with their length? 6 days ago:
I still think owlcat is nuts for adapting not one, but two full APs to video game form. Those are each six books worth of TTRPG adventure and those can take years to complete
- Comment on Anon doesn't like spears 1 week ago:
thrust, sure fine. It’s okay.
Ineffective bonk or thwack? embarassing. humiliating. Just plain silly.
Tossing the whole damn spear? Amazing. Doubly so when you land a headshot.
BUT WHEN YOU COUCH THAT LANCE
- Comment on How was trying to get a job different THEN vs NOW 1 week ago:
You guys get to talk to actual humans?
- Comment on "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" Reboot In Works 1 week ago:
why? Cars dont sound like that anymore
- Comment on How do I win a fight with a lion? 1 week ago:
rookie vampire mistake. Just summon in a swarm of wolves and mist-form away whenever the lion gets close. Maybe shoot some of the spectators some beguiling eyes and throw them at the lions too. Once its too full to keep moving, then deliver the coup de grace.
- Comment on Do you want the murderer of the UnitHealthcare CEO prosecuted? 2 weeks ago:
nahh
- Comment on When you die, what do you want to be done with you? 2 weeks ago:
donate me to an artsy goth who really wants to make a goblet out of bones for social media clout for all I care. Let a reclusive cannibal coven get a few pieces. Liquefy the rest and chuck it out a window. I’m dead, what do I care?
- Comment on ugh i wish 3 weeks ago:
img pants are haunted
- Comment on ugh i wish 3 weeks ago:
isn’t that the place with the freaky haunted pants?
- Comment on What are the best games you can play on a laptop? 3 weeks ago:
CDDA: it’s basically an immersive sim with zombies and mutants in an ascii new england. Sprites optional;
Stardew valley: haha ancient fruit wine go brrr;
Morrowind: whiff. whiff. cliff racer screech. the sounds of a wood elf screaming from the heavens and splattering on the pavement;
An SNES emulator: there’s like an entire library to play here;
- Comment on What are some video game quotes that is stuck in your head? 4 weeks ago:
Poot Dispenser Here!
Eeerectin’ a dispenser!
Sentry going up!
- Comment on Why does it seem most people, mainly conservatives, against Trans people? Unless I am wrong I never heard of one shooting up a school church or whatever. The ones I have met have been pretty cool. 4 weeks ago:
some schmucks want to exploit the very basic fear of the unfamiliar, and they pointed it at trans folk to get votes or whatever.
- Comment on Anon preps for a hurricane 4 weeks ago:
I am hurt and am formally rescinding my open invitation to join me for burrito or chilli night for you
- Comment on It's fire... Maybe concerning but fire still 4 weeks ago:
it’s a dark fantasy survival horror game made in rpgmaker that’s pretty fucked up. super eyepatch wolf made a pretty good video on it if you’ve got time to spare.
- Comment on What are your favorite 1000+ hour games? 4 weeks ago:
Huh, there’s only like, 4 of these games for me total. TF2’s still a bot-blighted hellscape as far as I know, my skyrim install is broken and the process of fixing it or just re-installing it will require a few days off, WoW is dead to me, and I don’t really play warframe any more… so I guess Warframe wins by doing absolutely nothing!
- Comment on Horse denier 4 weeks ago:
its true, have you ever seen a horse? they’re made up animals, no real animal would ever look like that.
except maybe a donkey
- Comment on On a lighter note: Why do people still buy fast food? 1 month ago:
the craving for absolute slop rears its ugly head every once in a while. I blame the ennui
- Comment on What is your pet peeve in 2024? 1 month ago:
i do not like the weather
- Comment on Whatever happened to racing games 1 month ago:
I’m pretty salty at nintendo for abandoning F-Zero in particular. I need more high speed bumpercars racing in particular
- Comment on The Hunt For Gollum Won’t Be Two Films, But A Second LOTR Film Is Incoming, Philippa Boyens Confirms 1 month ago:
confirms? warns more like.
- Comment on Batman Ninja vs. Yakuza League Trailer | DC 1 month ago:
I cannot express how disappointed I am to learn that there’s no Kazuma Kiryu singing karaoke with Robin or Kasuga Ichiban playing pocket racer against Batman.
- Comment on 10 best fantasy martial arts movies from the 1980s 2 months ago:
On your recommendation, I decided to check out Boxer’s Omen and wow you aren’t wrong. I’m about an hour in, just needed to take a break after the third evil wizard buffet scene. +1
- Comment on How do you even post that much 2 months ago:
We are all the picard maneuver on this american day
- Comment on How do you even post that much 2 months ago:
we are all the picard maneuver on this blessed day
- Comment on Horrors We've Unleashed 2 months ago:
I think there was a campaign in china in the mid 20th century that tried to exterminate a bunch of pests like this and it lead to catastrophic famines or something.
“The Four Evils Campaign” I think it was called.
- Comment on What bug is this? 2 months ago:
Looks like a honeybun to me.
- Comment on AI is about to steal your date! 2 months ago:
hello i will date your phone, please hand it over and give me the pin in case we make it to sleep mode.
- Comment on My strategy: whatever feels right, baby. 2 months ago:
Hey, i’d rather listen to this guy’s views on penetration than Fuckner Banning’s.
