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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • dangling_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Where is the Gender Bose Einstein condensation and Gender Time Crystal?

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    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      yet another failed attempt to map the gender spectrum 😔😔

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    • Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Gender BEC would be a low energy gathering where all of a sudden everyone is on the same wavelength.

      Gender Time Crystal would be someone who switches between two genders regularly.

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      • sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Time Crystal Gender = Gallifrean

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        My favorite gender is gender ice 9

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    • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How about gender superglass?

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  • archonet@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    the “it’s just a phase” diagram

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    • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This shit should be titled “it’s just a phase”

      Your joke is funnier than the OP.

      My dude you ought to steal this and add it to the chart and repost as your own.

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      • archonet@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        when I thought of it, I thought to myself “this is either going to be massively misconstrued as me trying to be a dick to trans people, or I’m a comedy genius, lets find out”, rad that it’s the latter

        sidebar: I also considered “I Can’t Believe It’s Not a Phase Diagram”

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  • deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What is gender plasma?

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    • HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      its what all the linux girls using KDE are

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      • Danitos@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yaaaay :3

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    • SippyCup@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s how they turn the frogs gay

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  • Vytle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The “Gender Gas” joke has always bothered me for no reason other than because gas IS a fucking fluid.

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    • Comptero@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Both gender gas and gender liquid are gender fluid

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  • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Gas is a fluid

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    • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You’re right, that should be “Gender Liquid” with “Gender Plasma” in the far unreadable section

      Goddammit

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      • porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The top right corner is supercritical fluid, that’s correct, it’s not the same as plasma, which doesn’t really fit neatly on a pressure/temperature phase diagram.

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      • jerkface@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yes, it is just ionized gas. What happens when you ionize something in a liquid or solid state?

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    • Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Gas can behave like a fluid. Or rather, the two can behave similarly, but they aren’t the same thing.

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      • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        They are though. “Fluidity” is not a discrete phase of matter, it’s a characteristic certain phases of matter exhibit.

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  • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If you crush me, then reheat me to just below my melting point, then quench me back then crush me some more, my microgender structure gets stretched and tensed with smaller and smaller grains. I become harder and harder until my yield strength is equal to my ultimate strength. Deep down I’m still the same alloy but heat treated.

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    • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Kinky

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      • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Thanks! I just like the feeling of the microcrystalline structure solving and re condensing with new orientation that prevent my gender planes from dislocating on all sorts of cleavage directions.

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  • sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ok so… what exactly would the gender triple point be?

    … A person at their first rave, first time doing molly or E?

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  • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Idk if you want to put yourself in the “gender critical” category.

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    • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not me for certain. Too much pressure and too hot

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    • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But it’s so colourful! It makes being gender fluid seem boring…

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  • Sibshops@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Where is gender sand?

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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  • kitnaht@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Gender Fluid? You mean like the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket?

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    • sik0fewl@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The kind you get when you get them to the right temperature and pressure.

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    • my_hat_stinks@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hilarious! Do you regurgitate any other generic right wing jokes? How about the attack helicopter one?

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      • kitnaht@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It’s the lyric to bad touch by the beastie boys you twat.

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  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    God I’ve been waiting to see a good version of this for years, thank you OP

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Be pansexual; it’s a gas!

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  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Looks like you cracked your phone screen.

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  • marte@lemmy.eco.br ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m at the triple point

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  • Sprawl@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They say it gets hot between states.

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  • IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bender “Gender Bending” Rodriguez, Gender: Bose-Einstein Condensate (Bender is very ❄️cool🧊 😎)

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  • LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Breaking: Scientists discover new Gender Plasma state of gender.

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  • bss03@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Are you saying that under enough social pressure anyone will revert to the gender binary? (j/k)

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    • thisfro@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No, hot people will be supercritical

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So is gender fluid by definition sub critical gender or am I missing something (yes I know I’m missing something but I’m not telling you what)

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