the “it’s just a phase” diagram
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Submitted 1 day ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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archonet@lemy.lol 11 hours ago
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
This shit should be titled “it’s just a phase”
Your joke is funnier than the OP.
My dude you ought to steal this and add it to the chart and repost as your own.
archonet@lemy.lol 15 minutes ago
when I thought of it, I thought to myself “this is either going to be massively misconstrued as me trying to be a dick to trans people, or I’m a comedy genius, lets find out”, rad that it’s the latter
sidebar: I also considered “I Can’t Believe It’s Not a Phase Diagram”
dangling_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Gender BEC would be a low energy gathering where all of a sudden everyone is on the same wavelength.
Gender Time Crystal would be someone who switches between two genders regularly.
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 22 hours ago
Time Crystal Gender = Gallifrean
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
My favorite gender is gender ice 9
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
yet another failed attempt to map the gender spectrum 😔😔
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
How about gender superglass?
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
If you crush me, then reheat me to just below my melting point, then quench me back then crush me some more, my microgender structure gets stretched and tensed with smaller and smaller grains. I become harder and harder until my yield strength is equal to my ultimate strength. Deep down I’m still the same alloy but heat treated.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 14 hours ago
Kinky
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Thanks! I just like the feeling of the microcrystalline structure solving and re condensing with new orientation that prevent my gender planes from dislocating on all sorts of cleavage directions.
Vytle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The “Gender Gas” joke has always bothered me for no reason other than because gas IS a fucking fluid.
Comptero@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Both gender gas and gender liquid are gender fluid
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
What is gender plasma?
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 1 day ago
its what all the linux girls using KDE are
Danitos@reddthat.com 1 day ago
Yaaaay :3
SippyCup@feddit.nl 1 day ago
It’s how they turn the frogs gay
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 hours ago
Bender “Gender Bending” Rodriguez, Gender: Bose-Einstein Condensate (Bender is very ❄️cool🧊 😎)
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Gas is a fluid
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You’re right, that should be “Gender Liquid” with “Gender Plasma” in the far unreadable section
Goddammit
porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
The top right corner is supercritical fluid, that’s correct, it’s not the same as plasma, which doesn’t really fit neatly on a pressure/temperature phase diagram.
jerkface@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Yes, it is just ionized gas. What happens when you ionize something in a liquid or solid state?
Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Gas can behave like a fluid. Or rather, the two can behave similarly, but they aren’t the same thing.
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
They are though. “Fluidity” is not a discrete phase of matter, it’s a characteristic certain phases of matter exhibit.
kitnaht@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Gender Fluid? You mean like the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket?
my_hat_stinks@programming.dev 10 hours ago
Hilarious! Do you regurgitate any other generic right wing jokes? How about the attack helicopter one?
kitnaht@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
It’s the lyric to bad touch by the beastie boys you twat.
sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 21 hours ago
The kind you get when you get them to the right temperature and pressure.
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Ok so… what exactly would the gender triple point be?
… A person at their first rave, first time doing molly or E?
Donkter@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Idk if you want to put yourself in the “gender critical” category.
Ziglin@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
But it’s so colourful! It makes being gender fluid seem boring…
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Not me for certain. Too much pressure and too hot
Sprawl@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
They say it gets hot between states.
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 1 day ago
God I’ve been waiting to see a good version of this for years, thank you OP
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
Be pansexual; it’s a gas!
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Looks like you cracked your phone screen.
marte@lemmy.eco.br 1 day ago
I’m at the triple point
bss03@infosec.pub 20 hours ago
Are you saying that under enough social pressure anyone will revert to the gender binary? (j/k)
thisfro@slrpnk.net 12 hours ago
No, hot people will be supercritical
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
So is gender fluid by definition sub critical gender or am I missing something (yes I know I’m missing something but I’m not telling you what)
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Breaking: Scientists discover new Gender Plasma state of gender.