Oh boy, I NEED the template to that, pretry please?
He's taking some deep drags on that Marlboro as he considers what to do
Submitted 22 hours ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 2 hours ago
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Dear Jesus, plz flood the earth amen
AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 6 hours ago
Jesus promised he won’t use that one specific method of genocide ever again, that’s why he created the rainbow - Genesis 9:8-17
_stranger_@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
This is Jesus realizing he’s become his father, and he’s not sure if that’s a bad thing.
TheBluePillock@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
LucidNightmare@lemm.ee 3 hours ago
Just take the humans out of the equation, completely, and let the earth take care of itself.
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 10 hours ago
Sadly a flood won’t solve the problem. The rich assholes just gonna step onto their yachts and sail away.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 8 hours ago
Yeah but what are they gonna do after the flood? Their money is useless and they are useless as well.
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 7 hours ago
But they are the ones who fucked everything up and if humanity is going extinct I expect these assholes to Die for what they did.
RandomVideos@programming.dev 6 hours ago
Thats why you flood it with lava
bizzle@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
AS HE LIGHTS AN AMERICAN SPIRIT, HE ASKS HOW I CAN SMOKE SUCH SHIT!
LittleRatInALittleHat@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
American Christians think Jesus will come back if they help the Zionists erase the Palestinians.
inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 hours ago
It’s too bad people downvoted you because that’s genuinely what they (the evangelicals - not all Christians) believe
lobut@lemmy.ca 16 hours ago
Jesus didn’t flood the earth right? That was God. His dad who is also him but not but yes. I dunno, I don’t get it.
afronaut@lemmy.cafe 6 hours ago
lol yea, this is a shitpost after all.
After flooding the earth in the Old Testament, God created the Noahic Covenant that said the Earth would never be flooded again.
This meme would’ve made more sense if it was talking about Book of Revelations, but this ain’t christianmemes.lemmy.com lol
frezik@midwest.social 5 hours ago
Depends on how you interpret the Trinity.
God also promised he wouldn’t use that specific method ever again. Doesn’t take a rules lawyer to figure out the issue with that one.
KulunkelBoom@lemmy.org 22 hours ago
“You know that fucker never wants to see a cross again, right?” … bill hicks
EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
saltesc@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
I like the idea that everytime someone proclaims to be Jesus right before the cops kill them or they’re relegated to skid row, it’s true.
Meme’s also on point that way. Christ trying to return for the 7000th time expecting a different result.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 8 hours ago
He could just stop trying to be a mormon and stop going to the usa
Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
First time, shame on me…
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 20 hours ago
It’s unhinged that the symbol of christianity/catholicism is the gruesome instrument of torturous execution used on their figure of worship. Like… What the fuck? Why not a decanter, or a barn, or an open stone door, or literally any other aspect relevant to his miracles? It’s like they’re declaring the most important message is that godly deeds will bring you agonizing death.
P1k1e@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Well I’d suggest he burn it, but that comes with other connotations…sooooooo
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Americans will live through the most prosperous, most happy, and liberal period in human history, elect a single piece of shit to the Presidency, and decide it’s time for the world to end.
SparrowHawk@feddit.it 21 hours ago
Do it. Just flood it. Try with dolphins next time
MrVilliam@lemm.ee 17 hours ago
Drown me, sky daddy.
Madison420@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Turn the tap on and walk away like the wet bandits.
bappity@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
flood it. we’re beyond saving
Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I dunno, I’m pretty dope.
KeenFlame@feddit.nu 11 hours ago
Yeah flood the other guy I’m also cool Jesus you may check out my trading cards if you want
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
The flooding is going to come anyway. JC should just play video games and let humans continue melting the ice caps.
Batman@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Nope, rainbow. Checkmate
pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 1 hour ago
Rest in Peace, Harry Dean Stanton.