pantyhosewimp
@pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com
- Comment on Anon catches his wife 2 days ago:
All those years working in the classical department at Tower Records finally paying off with this joke.
- Comment on As a leftist when I saw this post in twitter I had to be rushed to the hospital. My blood pressure read 2567 over 1547 5 days ago:
I recently found out how they appropriated the hooked cross symbol. Now I’m streaming angry. I just finished sewing one onto the back of my Jean jacket, too.
- Comment on Draw your own conculsions 2 weeks ago:
I was 18 in 89, and until 92, I sexually propositioned every woman I met. It only worked like 5% of the time but I was making 20 propositions a week,so…
- Comment on sweet dreams 2 weeks ago:
What if we’re all wrong and the Paulie exclusion principle is just electrons clearing their orbit of debris (sub electrons). Also, for the heaviest elements the outer shell is actually populated by dwarf-electrons. And electron sharing in molecules is just Oort Cloud stuff somehow. And our galaxy is a virus. And our bodies are a battleground. And humans are just batteries. Whait a minute —
- Comment on sweet dreams 2 weeks ago:
What is the average length of something very small (Plank length, electron penis, whatever) and the biggest thing (observable universe distance, actual universe length) ?
- Comment on Piracy 2 weeks ago:
Even tho I’m cis-mute, I support transmute rights. Everyone is allowed to STFU if they so choose. It doesn’t matter what you were born as.
- Comment on the struggle 2 weeks ago:
That’s why I like the I Ching. Instead of wrapping its abstract advice in hokey mysticism or pop-psychology quackery it comes right out and admits what it’s doing. It say, “Generate a random number between 1 and 64, then read the abstract advice that goes with your number. It may help you see a problem in a new light.”
- Comment on Anon is well adjusted 3 weeks ago:
I’m trying to invent a new one myself, but it’s not gaining any traction.
Example use: “You’re never going to defeat my build in PvP, you might as well dial 988.”
It only applies to the USA tho.
- Comment on Listen, libs... 3 weeks ago:
OMFG, yes!
I remember a gaming associate crying about how his wife has custody of the kids and blamed it on liberalism. Like, dude, I’m pretty sure women being the default and preferred child raising parent is a traditional viewpoint.
- Comment on Somebody do something. Somebody? 4 weeks ago:
It all comes back to Ronald fucking Reagan. Yes, the actor. Fuck.
- Comment on Reasonable 1 month ago:
I misread your sentence about “change” and I started to think of how various sizes of poultry could be used as monetary currency. Like:
It’ll cost you 2 turkeys. You got change for 3 chickens? Here’s a Cornish hen in change. Good luck with your pack of Yu-Gi-Oh cards.
- Comment on Games for Windows Live 1 month ago:
Don’t forget the “sweaty” slur also. Like, JFC, I am trying to show you how to win. I swear it’s like a Russian psyop or something.
Ivan, I say clever new phrase in American game chat. I make giving effort sound not cool to impressionable young men. They fall for it. We destroy America soon, comrade.
- Comment on The longer I look, the more confused I get. What is this marketing? 1 month ago:
Ouch! Ma neck!
- Comment on Anon buys an air fryer 1 month ago:
For the longest time in my life I didn’t realize that a conventional oven is different from a convection oven. Some regular size ovens have a convection mode even though they are also conventional.
I assume that’s why when someone finally came up with a decent word substitute for “convection” – that is air fryer – it sold well.
- Comment on What are the other 6 Ds? 1 month ago:
Dimensions don’t have to be spatial or temporal. They can just be parameter spaces. So, how much water sprayed on you during the ride is a parameter with a value and hence a dimension.
But yeah, this marketing phrase is only going to impress someone with the education of a six year old child.
- Comment on What is the word for someone who is friends with different groups but doesn't have loyalty to any one group? 1 month ago:
In the USA, one term we have for this kind of person is “poseur”.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
2nd person singular: ya’ll 2nd person plural: all ya’ll
Using “youins” for second person plural is considered archaic.
- Comment on The duality of particles 2 months ago:
Look at the PBS Spacetime link someone else provided, but in this case the looking is knowing which slot individual electrons or photons go through. Thus, wave pattern when which slot is not known; random scatter pattern when you know which slot.
- Comment on Elex 3 May Have Been Canceled, Developer Piranha Bytes Possibly Closed Down 3 months ago:
Oh no. The Click4Gameplay guy had me excited about their games. youtube.com/@click4gameplay
- Comment on YOOOOOOOOOOOO 3 months ago:
Yeah. During the pandemic I realized fuck eating out. Why is the main public activity going to a fucking restaurant anyway? We need more museums. Like, lots more.
I will say tho, fast food salads (pick up not delivery) are worth it. I bought a $25 salad from a deli chain & said this is too expensive. So next week I spent $20 on salad ingredients & made a salad. I didn’t feel like a salad for a couple days & all ingredients wilted.
- Comment on What is an average person living in the US supposed to do about corporations raising prices? 4 months ago:
Regarding our choice of politicians. Find your state version of fairvote.org and start there