Jenkins.
Submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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lugal@lemmy.world 1 year ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 year ago
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
How would murdering a modern Scottish rock band stop the world wars?
umbraroze@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I prefer this version: Wikihistory
Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 year ago
First they came for the Jenkins. And I did not speak out. Because I was not a Jenkins…
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I wished I could go back in time and kill DevOps, before it became a thing.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 year ago
Now you have DevOps but everyone just calls it Ops.
cyborganism@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I’m sorry. Who’s Jenkins?
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Its this man He lives in this thing called “The Cloud”
OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
The man is a monster. I don’t know how many of my build jobs have been murdered by this fiend.
cyborganism@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Oh yeah. Fuck that guy.
pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
So in the OP’s original timeline there is a flexible CI pipeline tool named Adolph. Huh…
tinyVoltron@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They should kill his father Hudson instead. That guy was a dick.
LordCrom@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No, he lives on a host in your data center.
He tried to get to the cloud but githubs actions threw him down to the ground.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 year ago
You’'ll never know and you should be thankfukl for it.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t know either, but for some reason his name sends a shiver down my spine.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Leeroy Jenkins for me youtu.be/mLyOj_QD4a4
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I was gonna say. Jenkins needs zero help. Just let him do his (final) thing.
fl42v@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
At least he has a chicken
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Mmmh leeeroooooy jeeeeenkins
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I thought this was going to be a dev ops joke at first then it never came
samus12345@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Well, was Jenkins worse than Hitler?
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My inclination is that Hitler was the least bad way out of that situation. Give Germany another decade and some other nationalist party would come to power, only this time they’ve got a decade of research behind them and maybe they get the bomb first. Or maybe the leader isn’t a drug-addled former artist who gets his entire staff hooked on uppers and they’re actually effective.
IzzyJ@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Would explain the failed assassination attempts
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Then what are the time cops doing about Trump?
SpaceCadet@feddit.nl 1 year ago
only this time they’ve got a decade of research behind them and maybe they get the bomb first
Maybe that’s why we’re living in the universe where this didn’t happen, because in the universe where it did, we wouldn’t exist (many worlds/anthropic principle interpretation)
KevonLooney@lemm.ee 1 year ago
There are no “time cops” because even existing in the past changes things. It’s impossible to change the past and return to “the present” that you know. It would be a completely different timeline even if you just observe.
the_artic_one@programming.dev 1 year ago
We rolled back your change to fix Jenkins, please remember to run preflight change before submitting.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 year ago
The build passed on my machine. … Oh wait, my COVID bug fix didn’t make it into main. Uh oh.
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
kameecoding@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This is a shittier version of this
FIST_FILLET@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
fuck that’s good. here’s a tangentially related one with surprisingly high production quality
IMongoose@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ve also come to share a tangentially related video:
MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I can’t verify that because that skit has a much larger file size and I ain’t streaming that. I have other things to download.
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
JENKINS WAS MY PA!!!
corus_kt@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The hardest choices require the strongest wills. They may not remember you, nor what you’ve sacrificed… but I will honor you, slayer of Jenkins, hero to humanity o7
Nicoleism101@lemm.ee 1 year ago
If we killed hitler we would have more competent nazi and possibly still third reich over here but no Poland and I am selfish I wanna exist ya know
samus12345@lemmy.world 1 year ago
what if u killed Julius Caesar
Wonder what the month of July would be called?
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
And August.
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 1 year ago
All months will be named after Pompey.
letsgo@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Well if Brutus took over, Brutey?
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Myly
ynthrepic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The good news is that if someone went back and changed the past, then events would transpire such that they never had to go back in time for that reason, and so they wouldn’t., i.e. nothing would change. Not unless the whole exercise spins only the time traveler off into their own new universe in which they’re the only one with a memory of this alternative timeline from which they came.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Might be able to avoid The Nazis and The Bolsheviks gaining power altogether by going to 1970, buying a year’s worth of McDonald’s food, and delivering it to Taft in 1911. He’s so damn fat he got stuck in the tub in The White House. He’ll happily eat that shit and hopefully die before the 1912 election, allowing Teddy to have his third and fourth term. In a head to head race between Roosevelt and Wilson, Wilson doesn’t have a prayer of winning.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 year ago
what if u killed Julius Caesar
Then the NCR would take over. Can’t you see that they’re just as bad?? Nevermind the slaves.
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That and Trump might not even make to the election anyway.
Jeom@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Harold Jenkins from umbrella academy?
TetraVega@lemmings.world 1 year ago
The only 2 Jenkinses I know are Leeroy Jenkins, and Jenkins from How I Met Your Mother.
JoShmoe@ani.social 1 year ago
First the tiktok witches erase one of our moons, now some asshole took away Jenkins before his prime. What’s next?
lugal@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Isn’t Jenkins the robot servant in the masterpiece City by Simak? Great book!
Zehzin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Kids these days aren’t even extratemporal enough to remember Jenkins smh
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wait, I think I’m experiencing the Mandello effect…
theangryseal@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s called the Mandeller effect. You’re trying to stir shit up, aren’t you?
samus12345@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s the Mengele Effect.