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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Zehzin@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Kids these days aren’t even extratemporal enough to remember Jenkins smh

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    • DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wait, I think I’m experiencing the Mandello effect…

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      • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s called the Mandeller effect. You’re trying to stir shit up, aren’t you?

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      • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s the Mengele Effect.

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  • lugal@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I prefer this version:

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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      • TheLowestStone@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        How would murdering a modern Scottish rock band stop the world wars?

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    • umbraroze@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I prefer this version: Wikihistory

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    First they came for the Jenkins. And I did not speak out. Because I was not a Jenkins…

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wished I could go back in time and kill DevOps, before it became a thing.

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    • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Now you have DevOps but everyone just calls it Ops.

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  • cyborganism@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m sorry. Who’s Jenkins?

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    • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      1000016226

      Its this man He lives in this thing called “The Cloud”

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      • OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The man is a monster. I don’t know how many of my build jobs have been murdered by this fiend.

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      • cyborganism@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh yeah. Fuck that guy.

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      • pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        So in the OP’s original timeline there is a flexible CI pipeline tool named Adolph. Huh…

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      • tinyVoltron@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They should kill his father Hudson instead. That guy was a dick.

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      • LordCrom@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        No, he lives on a host in your data center.
        He tried to get to the cloud but githubs actions threw him down to the ground.

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    • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’'ll never know and you should be thankfukl for it.

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t know either, but for some reason his name sends a shiver down my spine.

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    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Leeroy Jenkins for me youtu.be/mLyOj_QD4a4

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      • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I was gonna say. Jenkins needs zero help. Just let him do his (final) thing.

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      • fl42v@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        At least he has a chicken

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    • RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Mmmh leeeroooooy jeeeeenkins

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  • RagingRobot@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I thought this was going to be a dev ops joke at first then it never came

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, was Jenkins worse than Hitler?

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    • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My inclination is that Hitler was the least bad way out of that situation. Give Germany another decade and some other nationalist party would come to power, only this time they’ve got a decade of research behind them and maybe they get the bomb first. Or maybe the leader isn’t a drug-addled former artist who gets his entire staff hooked on uppers and they’re actually effective.

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      • IzzyJ@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Would explain the failed assassination attempts

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      • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Then what are the time cops doing about Trump?

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      • SpaceCadet@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        only this time they’ve got a decade of research behind them and maybe they get the bomb first

        Maybe that’s why we’re living in the universe where this didn’t happen, because in the universe where it did, we wouldn’t exist (many worlds/anthropic principle interpretation)

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      • KevonLooney@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        There are no “time cops” because even existing in the past changes things. It’s impossible to change the past and return to “the present” that you know. It would be a completely different timeline even if you just observe.

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  • the_artic_one@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We rolled back your change to fix Jenkins, please remember to run preflight change before submitting.

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    • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The build passed on my machine. … Oh wait, my COVID bug fix didn’t make it into main. Uh oh.

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  • TokenBoomer@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    At least he had chicken.

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  • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is a shittier version of this

    youtu.be/2o7e1i7nJuQ?si=iCRex5rxPkP2pFFs

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    • FIST_FILLET@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      fuck that’s good. here’s a tangentially related one with surprisingly high production quality

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      • IMongoose@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’ve also come to share a tangentially related video:

        youtu.be/9S75Rfva9O8?si=on2NdTUO3Fr1ErVw

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    • MindTraveller@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I can’t verify that because that skit has a much larger file size and I ain’t streaming that. I have other things to download.

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  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    JENKINS WAS MY PA!!!

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  • corus_kt@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The hardest choices require the strongest wills. They may not remember you, nor what you’ve sacrificed… but I will honor you, slayer of Jenkins, hero to humanity o7

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  • Nicoleism101@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If we killed hitler we would have more competent nazi and possibly still third reich over here but no Poland and I am selfish I wanna exist ya know

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    • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      what if u killed Julius Caesar

      Wonder what the month of July would be called?

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      • practisevoodoo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        September

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      • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And August.

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      • drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        All months will be named after Pompey.

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      • letsgo@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Well if Brutus took over, Brutey?

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      • Shardikprime@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Myly

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    • ynthrepic@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The good news is that if someone went back and changed the past, then events would transpire such that they never had to go back in time for that reason, and so they wouldn’t., i.e. nothing would change. Not unless the whole exercise spins only the time traveler off into their own new universe in which they’re the only one with a memory of this alternative timeline from which they came.

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    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Might be able to avoid The Nazis and The Bolsheviks gaining power altogether by going to 1970, buying a year’s worth of McDonald’s food, and delivering it to Taft in 1911. He’s so damn fat he got stuck in the tub in The White House. He’ll happily eat that shit and hopefully die before the 1912 election, allowing Teddy to have his third and fourth term. In a head to head race between Roosevelt and Wilson, Wilson doesn’t have a prayer of winning.

      youtu.be/hLiI6kXZkZI?si=6xtXMaIJ_PQSf186

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    • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      what if u killed Julius Caesar

      Then the NCR would take over. Can’t you see that they’re just as bad?? Nevermind the slaves.

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    • drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That and Trump might not even make to the election anyway.

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  • Jeom@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Harold Jenkins from umbrella academy?

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  • TetraVega@lemmings.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The only 2 Jenkinses I know are Leeroy Jenkins, and Jenkins from How I Met Your Mother.

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  • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    First the tiktok witches erase one of our moons, now some asshole took away Jenkins before his prime. What’s next?

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  • lugal@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Isn’t Jenkins the robot servant in the masterpiece City by Simak? Great book!

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