Jenkins.
Submitted 5 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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lugal@lemmy.world 5 months ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 months ago
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 months ago
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
How would murdering a modern Scottish rock band stop the world wars?
umbraroze@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I prefer this version: Wikihistory
Empricorn@feddit.nl 5 months ago
First they came for the Jenkins. And I did not speak out. Because I was not a Jenkins…
jaybone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I wished I could go back in time and kill DevOps, before it became a thing.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 months ago
Now you have DevOps but everyone just calls it Ops.
cyborganism@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
I’m sorry. Who’s Jenkins?
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Its this man He lives in this thing called “The Cloud”
OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org 5 months ago
The man is a monster. I don’t know how many of my build jobs have been murdered by this fiend.
cyborganism@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Oh yeah. Fuck that guy.
pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 5 months ago
So in the OP’s original timeline there is a flexible CI pipeline tool named Adolph. Huh…
tinyVoltron@lemmy.world 5 months ago
They should kill his father Hudson instead. That guy was a dick.
LordCrom@lemmy.world 5 months ago
No, he lives on a host in your data center.
He tried to get to the cloud but githubs actions threw him down to the ground.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 5 months ago
You’'ll never know and you should be thankfukl for it.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I don’t know either, but for some reason his name sends a shiver down my spine.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Leeroy Jenkins for me youtu.be/mLyOj_QD4a4
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I was gonna say. Jenkins needs zero help. Just let him do his (final) thing.
fl42v@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
At least he has a chicken
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
Mmmh leeeroooooy jeeeeenkins
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I thought this was going to be a dev ops joke at first then it never came
samus12345@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Well, was Jenkins worse than Hitler?
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 months ago
My inclination is that Hitler was the least bad way out of that situation. Give Germany another decade and some other nationalist party would come to power, only this time they’ve got a decade of research behind them and maybe they get the bomb first. Or maybe the leader isn’t a drug-addled former artist who gets his entire staff hooked on uppers and they’re actually effective.
IzzyJ@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Would explain the failed assassination attempts
jaybone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Then what are the time cops doing about Trump?
SpaceCadet@feddit.nl 5 months ago
only this time they’ve got a decade of research behind them and maybe they get the bomb first
Maybe that’s why we’re living in the universe where this didn’t happen, because in the universe where it did, we wouldn’t exist (many worlds/anthropic principle interpretation)
KevonLooney@lemm.ee 5 months ago
There are no “time cops” because even existing in the past changes things. It’s impossible to change the past and return to “the present” that you know. It would be a completely different timeline even if you just observe.
the_artic_one@programming.dev 5 months ago
We rolled back your change to fix Jenkins, please remember to run preflight change before submitting.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 months ago
The build passed on my machine. … Oh wait, my COVID bug fix didn’t make it into main. Uh oh.
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 5 months ago
kameecoding@lemmy.world 5 months ago
This is a shittier version of this
FIST_FILLET@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
fuck that’s good. here’s a tangentially related one with surprisingly high production quality
IMongoose@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’ve also come to share a tangentially related video:
MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
I can’t verify that because that skit has a much larger file size and I ain’t streaming that. I have other things to download.
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
JENKINS WAS MY PA!!!
corus_kt@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The hardest choices require the strongest wills. They may not remember you, nor what you’ve sacrificed… but I will honor you, slayer of Jenkins, hero to humanity o7
Nicoleism101@lemm.ee 5 months ago
If we killed hitler we would have more competent nazi and possibly still third reich over here but no Poland and I am selfish I wanna exist ya know
samus12345@lemmy.world 5 months ago
what if u killed Julius Caesar
Wonder what the month of July would be called?
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
And August.
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 5 months ago
All months will be named after Pompey.
letsgo@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Well if Brutus took over, Brutey?
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Myly
ynthrepic@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The good news is that if someone went back and changed the past, then events would transpire such that they never had to go back in time for that reason, and so they wouldn’t., i.e. nothing would change. Not unless the whole exercise spins only the time traveler off into their own new universe in which they’re the only one with a memory of this alternative timeline from which they came.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Might be able to avoid The Nazis and The Bolsheviks gaining power altogether by going to 1970, buying a year’s worth of McDonald’s food, and delivering it to Taft in 1911. He’s so damn fat he got stuck in the tub in The White House. He’ll happily eat that shit and hopefully die before the 1912 election, allowing Teddy to have his third and fourth term. In a head to head race between Roosevelt and Wilson, Wilson doesn’t have a prayer of winning.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 months ago
what if u killed Julius Caesar
Then the NCR would take over. Can’t you see that they’re just as bad?? Nevermind the slaves.
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 5 months ago
That and Trump might not even make to the election anyway.
Jeom@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Harold Jenkins from umbrella academy?
TetraVega@lemmings.world 5 months ago
The only 2 Jenkinses I know are Leeroy Jenkins, and Jenkins from How I Met Your Mother.
JoShmoe@ani.social 5 months ago
First the tiktok witches erase one of our moons, now some asshole took away Jenkins before his prime. What’s next?
lugal@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Isn’t Jenkins the robot servant in the masterpiece City by Simak? Great book!
Zehzin@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Kids these days aren’t even extratemporal enough to remember Jenkins smh
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Wait, I think I’m experiencing the Mandello effect…
theangryseal@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It’s called the Mandeller effect. You’re trying to stir shit up, aren’t you?
samus12345@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It’s the Mengele Effect.