Jenkins.
Submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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lugal@lemmy.world 11 months ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 months ago
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
How would murdering a modern Scottish rock band stop the world wars?
umbraroze@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I prefer this version: Wikihistory
Empricorn@feddit.nl 11 months ago
First they came for the Jenkins. And I did not speak out. Because I was not a Jenkins…
jaybone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I wished I could go back in time and kill DevOps, before it became a thing.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 11 months ago
Now you have DevOps but everyone just calls it Ops.
cyborganism@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
I’m sorry. Who’s Jenkins?
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Its this man He lives in this thing called “The Cloud”
OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
The man is a monster. I don’t know how many of my build jobs have been murdered by this fiend.
cyborganism@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Oh yeah. Fuck that guy.
pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
So in the OP’s original timeline there is a flexible CI pipeline tool named Adolph. Huh…
tinyVoltron@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They should kill his father Hudson instead. That guy was a dick.
LordCrom@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No, he lives on a host in your data center.
He tried to get to the cloud but githubs actions threw him down to the ground.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 11 months ago
You’'ll never know and you should be thankfukl for it.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I don’t know either, but for some reason his name sends a shiver down my spine.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Leeroy Jenkins for me youtu.be/mLyOj_QD4a4
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I was gonna say. Jenkins needs zero help. Just let him do his (final) thing.
fl42v@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
At least he has a chicken
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Mmmh leeeroooooy jeeeeenkins
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I thought this was going to be a dev ops joke at first then it never came
samus12345@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Well, was Jenkins worse than Hitler?
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My inclination is that Hitler was the least bad way out of that situation. Give Germany another decade and some other nationalist party would come to power, only this time they’ve got a decade of research behind them and maybe they get the bomb first. Or maybe the leader isn’t a drug-addled former artist who gets his entire staff hooked on uppers and they’re actually effective.
IzzyJ@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Would explain the failed assassination attempts
jaybone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Then what are the time cops doing about Trump?
SpaceCadet@feddit.nl 11 months ago
only this time they’ve got a decade of research behind them and maybe they get the bomb first
Maybe that’s why we’re living in the universe where this didn’t happen, because in the universe where it did, we wouldn’t exist (many worlds/anthropic principle interpretation)
KevonLooney@lemm.ee 11 months ago
There are no “time cops” because even existing in the past changes things. It’s impossible to change the past and return to “the present” that you know. It would be a completely different timeline even if you just observe.
the_artic_one@programming.dev 11 months ago
We rolled back your change to fix Jenkins, please remember to run preflight change before submitting.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 11 months ago
The build passed on my machine. … Oh wait, my COVID bug fix didn’t make it into main. Uh oh.
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
kameecoding@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This is a shittier version of this
FIST_FILLET@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
fuck that’s good. here’s a tangentially related one with surprisingly high production quality
IMongoose@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ve also come to share a tangentially related video:
MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
I can’t verify that because that skit has a much larger file size and I ain’t streaming that. I have other things to download.
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
JENKINS WAS MY PA!!!
corus_kt@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The hardest choices require the strongest wills. They may not remember you, nor what you’ve sacrificed… but I will honor you, slayer of Jenkins, hero to humanity o7
Nicoleism101@lemm.ee 11 months ago
If we killed hitler we would have more competent nazi and possibly still third reich over here but no Poland and I am selfish I wanna exist ya know
samus12345@lemmy.world 11 months ago
what if u killed Julius Caesar
Wonder what the month of July would be called?
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
And August.
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 11 months ago
All months will be named after Pompey.
letsgo@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Well if Brutus took over, Brutey?
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Myly
ynthrepic@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The good news is that if someone went back and changed the past, then events would transpire such that they never had to go back in time for that reason, and so they wouldn’t., i.e. nothing would change. Not unless the whole exercise spins only the time traveler off into their own new universe in which they’re the only one with a memory of this alternative timeline from which they came.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Might be able to avoid The Nazis and The Bolsheviks gaining power altogether by going to 1970, buying a year’s worth of McDonald’s food, and delivering it to Taft in 1911. He’s so damn fat he got stuck in the tub in The White House. He’ll happily eat that shit and hopefully die before the 1912 election, allowing Teddy to have his third and fourth term. In a head to head race between Roosevelt and Wilson, Wilson doesn’t have a prayer of winning.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 11 months ago
what if u killed Julius Caesar
Then the NCR would take over. Can’t you see that they’re just as bad?? Nevermind the slaves.
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That and Trump might not even make to the election anyway.
Jeom@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Harold Jenkins from umbrella academy?
TetraVega@lemmings.world 11 months ago
The only 2 Jenkinses I know are Leeroy Jenkins, and Jenkins from How I Met Your Mother.
JoShmoe@ani.social 11 months ago
First the tiktok witches erase one of our moons, now some asshole took away Jenkins before his prime. What’s next?
lugal@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Isn’t Jenkins the robot servant in the masterpiece City by Simak? Great book!
Zehzin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Kids these days aren’t even extratemporal enough to remember Jenkins smh
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Wait, I think I’m experiencing the Mandello effect…
theangryseal@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s called the Mandeller effect. You’re trying to stir shit up, aren’t you?
samus12345@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s the Mengele Effect.