the cat is struggling to not fall in but tbethe people are unaffected, implying that either:
- Richard is capable of controlling their gravitational pull, and just hates cats
- The people have learned to resist gravity.
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the cat is struggling to not fall in but tbethe people are unaffected, implying that either:
I think Richard is allergic to cats. Everyone knows that cats are attracted to people who are allergic to them
The selective attraction exerted on the cat by the Richard black hole reveals that Richard is allergic to cats, as cats are attracted to people allergic to them [1].
[1] - ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling et al., lemmy.dbzer0.com (2024)
I vote for option 1, since fluids are also unaffected by his gravity
Or … Their greater mass renders them less affected than the tiny cat.
That’s not how gravity works. It’s proportional to your own mass.
Richard must’ve been very dense. Now that you can measure from the event horizon, he could be surprisingly likable.
Well it takes a long, long time to reach him out. It feels like time is slowing down
He’s now the kind of really simple man
you can describe in just three words:
Mass, charge, and angular momentum.
The cat is a nice detail.
Richard evaporated, almost instantaneously.
Into gamma rays
Black holes aren’t like magnets
Neither is gravity. What’s your fucking point?
Boy are you wrong
What about the comic made you think it was implying that?
I think they’re implying that a black hole the mass of a person has the same gravitational attraction that the person had before collapsing (negligible).
Right. Magnets only work on ferrous metals. Black holes will suck anything in, even light.
Saying they suck things in isn’t really correct, unless you want to also say that the sun is constantly sucking Earth toward it. It’s just gravity.
Also, magnets don’t only work on ferrous metals. Magnets push electrons through copper loops in generators and that’s how we have electricity.
Not a physicist, but how long would a blackhole of that size last lol?
Hard to be completely sure… but an earth mass black hole is roughly an inch across.
That’s probably a Jupiter mass black hole… things would be a lot more wild at that party.
Here is the novelization of the cartoon… sort of. As She Climbed Across the Table by Jonathan Lethem.
What’s the opposite of a black hole?
That’s me 👉😏👉
So you are a hypothetical object.
no because white holes still attract matter
A white hole, emitting mass and energy. You vomit a lot?
No but i do spew a bunch of bullshit all the time. lol
ZMoney@lemmy.world 3 months ago
A schwarschild radius of 0.5 meters corresponds to about 56 Earth masses. So Richard must have accreted a bunch of mass before he collapsed.
kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
Or maybe he accreted the mass after collapsing?
Alternatively, maybe that’s just the weight of his massive ego?
Holzkohlen@feddit.de 3 months ago
Your mom is so fat, were she to collapse into a black hole her schwarzchild radius would be 0.5 meters. Does not quite roll of the tongue, does it?
pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 3 months ago
I’ll bet Eminem could find a way
Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Your mom’s schwarzchild radius is nearly as big as she is!
pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 3 months ago
Since you know the math, how long before it evaporated? Also, at what distance would an object feel 1G of acceleration?
sinkingship@mander.xyz 3 months ago
Not OP. What would evaporate?
I think we don’t anymore what’s going on with Richard. I believe he would consume Earth almost instantly, including all satellites and maybe the moon.
Didn’t do the math myself, but internet says 1 G would be at about 48 km radius.