Irresistible

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• ZMoney@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A schwarschild radius of 0.5 meters corresponds to about 56 Earth masses. So Richard must have accreted a bunch of mass before he collapsed.

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  • kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or maybe he accreted the mass after collapsing?

    Alternatively, maybe that’s just the weight of his massive ego?

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  • Holzkohlen@feddit.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Your mom is so fat, were she to collapse into a black hole her schwarzchild radius would be 0.5 meters. Does not quite roll of the tongue, does it?

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    • pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ll bet Eminem could find a way

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    • Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Your mom’s schwarzchild radius is nearly as big as she is!

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  • pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Since you know the math, how long before it evaporated? Also, at what distance would an object feel 1G of acceleration?

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    • sinkingship@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not OP. What would evaporate?

      I think we don’t anymore what’s going on with Richard. I believe he would consume Earth almost instantly, including all satellites and maybe the moon.

      Didn’t do the math myself, but internet says 1 G would be at about 48 km radius.

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• nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  the cat is struggling to not fall in but tbethe people are unaffected, implying that either:

  1. Richard is capable of controlling their gravitational pull, and just hates cats
  2. The people have learned to resist gravity.

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think Richard is allergic to cats. Everyone knows that cats are attracted to people who are allergic to them

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    • AlolanYoda@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The selective attraction exerted on the cat by the Richard black hole reveals that Richard is allergic to cats, as cats are attracted to people allergic to them [1].

      [1] - ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling et al., lemmy.dbzer0.com (2024)

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  • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I vote for option 1, since fluids are also unaffected by his gravity

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  • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or … Their greater mass renders them less affected than the tiny cat.

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    • Redex68@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s not how gravity works. It’s proportional to your own mass.

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  • ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    3. The cat had the zoomies, was running toward Richard, got spooked, turned to run away digging their carpet destroying knife hands into the carpet, and this is the still shot of them primed to reach escape velocity going away from Richard

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Richard must’ve been very dense. Now that you can measure from the event horizon, he could be surprisingly likable.

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  • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well it takes a long, long time to reach him out. It feels like time is slowing down

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    • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He’s now the kind of really simple man
      you can describe in just three words:

      Mass, charge, and angular momentum.

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• Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The cat is a nice detail.

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• elrik@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Richard evaporated, almost instantaneously.

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  • psud@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Into gamma rays

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• anarchist@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Black holes aren’t like magnets

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  • Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Neither is gravity. What’s your fucking point?

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  • Dkarma@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Boy are you wrong

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  • chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What about the comic made you think it was implying that?

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    • austinfloyd@ttrpg.network ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think they’re implying that a black hole the mass of a person has the same gravitational attraction that the person had before collapsing (negligible).

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  • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Right. Magnets only work on ferrous metals. Black holes will suck anything in, even light.

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    • sploosh@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Saying they suck things in isn’t really correct, unless you want to also say that the sun is constantly sucking Earth toward it. It’s just gravity.

      Also, magnets don’t only work on ferrous metals. Magnets push electrons through copper loops in generators and that’s how we have electricity.

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• mlg@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not a physicist, but how long would a blackhole of that size last lol?

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  • xenoclast@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hard to be completely sure… but an earth mass black hole is roughly an inch across.

    That’s probably a Jupiter mass black hole… things would be a lot more wild at that party.

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• ragica@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Here is the novelization of the cartoon… sort of. As She Climbed Across the Table by Jonathan Lethem.

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• Mac@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What’s the opposite of a black hole?
  That’s me 👉😏👉

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  • pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So you are a hypothetical object.

    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_hole

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    • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      no because white holes still attract matter

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  • psud@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A white hole, emitting mass and energy. You vomit a lot?

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    • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No but i do spew a bunch of bullshit all the time. lol

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