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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Transmen who have had bottom surgery, have you ever sat on your scrotum by accident?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Wear pouch briefs and this will never be a problem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All the Games Reportedly Set for Release on Nintendo Switch 2 - IGN⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Totally agree. It’s silly how much better ToTK is at 60fps.

  If you hack your Switch and overclock it up to the stock Nvidia shield speeds most games run a lot better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All the Games Reportedly Set for Release on Nintendo Switch 2 - IGN⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, they’re jerks who happen to produce good games from time to time and build consoles out of parts that are 4 years old at launch.

  I believe Nintendo went after Switch emulators because the new Switch shares enough with the original to make it a cake walk to emulate Switch 2 games with better performance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon buys a TV without researching⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That works unless your neighbor had unsecured WiFi. The TVs will phone home in any way they can.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doom on a CAPTCHA is the most frustrating though admittedly raddest way to prove your humanity to an algorithm⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They don’t want to admit they never bothered looking at the control options.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doom on a CAPTCHA is the most frustrating though admittedly raddest way to prove your humanity to an algorithm⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How do I press Alt on my phone?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doom on a CAPTCHA is the most frustrating though admittedly raddest way to prove your humanity to an algorithm⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have distinct memories of my dad teaching me to strafe on his 486-powered laptop with a laggy monochrome screen. Maybe it was a modifier key that changed left/right to strafing? It was definitely a feature in the OG Doom and Wolfenstein 3D before it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doom on a CAPTCHA is the most frustrating though admittedly raddest way to prove your humanity to an algorithm⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You could assign keys to strafe in 1993.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spermageddon (2025, dir Tommy Wirkola and Rasmus A. Sivertsen)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If she’s a teen now she didn’t exist in 1994.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Need those unit conversions⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  $30 a gram?!? I was paying $35 for 1/8ths of top shelf stuff in the rural western US in 2007. Then again, the rural west is where all the good stuff was grown pre-legalization.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I choose innovation.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope there’s a light in the shower since blinds are opaque while shower curtains are not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How would you forgive someone that poisoned your dog when they only offer bad faith apology ?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I heard lead poisoning can help poisoners not relapse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When leftists say "landlord are parasites" or similar dislike of landlords, do they also mean the people that own like a couple of houses as an investment, or only the big landlords?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For me it’s an investment in freezing my housing costs. I bought 8 years ago and since then the increases in my housing costs have been around 5% as taxes go up. In the same time period, rent for the apartment I was in previously has gone up 65% and is higher than my mortgage payment. Had I not purchased a house there’s a good chance I would have had to either move in with family or move to a much cheaper area.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When leftists say "landlord are parasites" or similar dislike of landlords, do they also mean the people that own like a couple of houses as an investment, or only the big landlords?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Tell that to my mortgage.

  For the record I own exactly one house, it’s in terrible condition and I don’t have the funds to renovate. Because of the mortgage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perfect Christmas Gift for your boyfriend or husband⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I have been blessed with what articles claim women say is the perfect dong. About 1 in 5 women have told me it was too large and uncomfortable while the rest have told me how much better bigger ones like mine are.

  Funny thing is guys stare WAY more in nude situations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YEET⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What are the chances it was blasted into the sun?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a nostalgic gamer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You know it’s not really competition when you give yourself a massive advantage, right?

  You know that you’re a grownup cheating to beat children, right?

  You know that’s sadder than playing a fair game and losing, right?

  Right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks for the warning I guess??⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If you have high impedance headphones and you’re not using a headphone preamp you’re not getting everything you paid for out of those cans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mushrooms⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They ARE the ground.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blessica Blimpson⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yo straight people are the ones having waaay more kids and they’re still naming plenty of them with non-stupid names. Let’s focus the hate where it belongs: people who try to create personalities for themselves by using their child as a proxy for their unfulfilled hopes and dreams.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Urticaria⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The title had me like “What did those tiny carnivorous plants do now?” but no that’s Utricularia.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Badgers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I just wat a seat at the table for one of their feasts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They knew⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Iirc he went into therapy, got a major cult-boner for his therapist and then started bossing his partner around, claiming that she was toxic by misusing therapy language.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Beamscope TV Magnifier - one of the most worthless game accessories of the 1980s.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I had one for my Game Gear that added more than few inches to the handheld’s depth, but did a decent job of semi-rectilinearly magnifying the screen. The backlight probably helped, since it wasn’t relying on light bounding in through the lens and then back out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which Drywall Anchor is Best? Let's find out! - Project Farm (17:10)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I like Nile Red’s content, but his style is a little too wooden for me. Explosions and Fire / Extractions and Ire scratch my chemistry itch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is Kamala Harris being held at such a higher standard than Trump this election?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  1: She’s a woman of color so she has to be 75% better than average for anyone to pay attention.

  2: Executed moral standards are more important to the left than the right. Declared moral standards are more important to the right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mars Attracts is a new theme park management game based on cult classic movie Mars Attacks. – WGB⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Because they bring us peace and love.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think about it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is genius but too high effort. You may sit on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of shitost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First reactions to Borderlands call it a "game over"⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How anyone could have seen the first trailer and thought it would have been anything but absolute drek is beyond me.

  Borderlands is media that works as a video game because you are a willing participant in the idiocy. Its brand of idiocy is too idiotic be enjoyable if you’re not a part of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you prefer some pilk instead?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Red Bilk is the best.