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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ZeroCool@vger.social⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Five years ago this was valid. Hell even two years ago.

    Today… You’re most likely to get a bullshit sales pitch disguised as a blog that doesn’t actually answer any question you asked but has one word in it from your question sentence.

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    • herrcaptain@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      God, this is so infuriatingly true. A few months ago I searched for info on types of spiders in my province, because I wanted to learn more about my many housemates. All of the top links were SEO blog spam that were clearly duplicate pages rebranded for different keywords (something that Google’s algorithm used to penalize but apparently no longer gives a shit about). I know this because, no, black widows are not fucking native to Manitoba, Canada.

      Not to mention that goddamn annoying way of writing that SEO blog spam uses where they are so obviously reaching for long tail keywords. My job used to involve some of this stuff back when the search engines pretended to care about good content - when you were at least nominally rewarded with page rank for content that read like it was written by a person with a soul. Now it’s just a wasteland of mechanical prose. There’s still good stuff being said out there, but good like finding it with a search engine.

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      • SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Sorry my dude, but according to this they are.

        There are two species of black widow spider in Canada: the western black widow found in parts of BC through to Manitoba (mostly restricted to areas close to the southern Canada-U.S. border) and the northern black widow in southern and eastern Ontario. On occasion, black widow spiders occur outside of their ranges by hitching a ride on produce such as grapes.

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    • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There is one correct result and 60 million repost trying to grift.

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    • SeekPie@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ve found best search results with either DDG or Startpage, no ads, (probably) more private than Google.

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      • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        People are having successes with Brave as well.

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  • dan@upvote.au ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You mean Google it then go to the 10th page to find a sketchy site with an article that agrees with you?

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    • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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      • dan@upvote.au ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        What is this GIF from? It’s a perfect representation of my comment hahaha

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    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re right

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      A cake with a message written on it in pink text that says “DID IT HURT? when I told you to SearXNG IT and I was right.” The cake is decorated with swirls of white frosting and colorful sprinkles around the edges.

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  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If someone gave me a cake every time I got something wrong I’d be dead.

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  • IkarusHagen2@feddit.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Google en passant

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    • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Holy shit!

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      • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        With this comment posted, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.

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  • Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I googled who was the captain in titanic? Google said " Eat 1 smooth rock a day for better results.” So you were wrong.

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  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Please don’t ridicule people for being wrong. It only incentivizes them to avoid admitting mistakes.

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  • EleventhHour@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    that should end in a question mark, not a period…

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    • K7d@r.nf ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      gramattical

      ಠ_ಠ

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      • EleventhHour@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hooray. Finally, someone got the joke.

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    • ZeroCool@vger.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • tetranomos@awful.systems ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    algorithms of oppression. noble.

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My absolute favorite thing to say to someone is “I told you so.” I’m just disgusted that I get to legitimately say it so fucking often.

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    • meliaesc@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You sound pleasant. Is the most important thing about relationships always being right? 🤔

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    • Senshi@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If you have to say it often, it might indicate you have trouble formulating your initial advice in a way that is acceptable to people.

      Nobody likes to be told they’re wrong, so it helps to be empathetic about it. Packing your advice or instructions into a tactful and diplomatic approach doesn’t cost you much, but makes it much more likely for your advice to be accepted and implemented. And the recipient will usually end up being grateful for having avoided a mistake. They might even start to look for your and ask advice in the future. And if you keep doing that, he might even consider you a nice person or even a friend.

      An arrogant and condescending approach will only do harm, even if you are factually right.

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      • pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        One of the most valuable things my dad taught me was how to take good advice from an asshole.

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  • therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s a victory worth celebrating

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  • hark@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Did it hurt?

    When I shoved this cake right up your arrogant ass?

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    • ZeroCool@vger.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Try not to take shitposts too seriously.

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      • hark@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        But that would make me a tryhard.

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  • Digger9850@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You couldn’t be further from the truth

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