You mean Google it then go to the 10th page to find a sketchy site with an article that agrees with you?
Did it hurt?
Submitted 10 months ago by ZeroCool@vger.social to [deleted]
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dan@upvote.au 10 months ago
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
dan@upvote.au 10 months ago
What is this GIF from? It’s a perfect representation of my comment hahaha
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
If someone gave me a cake every time I got something wrong I’d be dead.
IkarusHagen2@feddit.de 10 months ago
Google en passant
Klear@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Holy shit!
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
With this comment posted, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
“I googled who was the captain in titanic? Google said " Eat 1 smooth rock a day for better results.” So you were wrong.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Please don’t ridicule people for being wrong. It only incentivizes them to avoid admitting mistakes.
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 10 months ago
that should end in a question mark, not a period…
K7d@r.nf 10 months ago
gramattical
ಠ_ಠ
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hooray. Finally, someone got the joke.
ZeroCool@vger.social 10 months ago
tetranomos@awful.systems 10 months ago
algorithms of oppression. noble.
Etterra@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My absolute favorite thing to say to someone is “I told you so.” I’m just disgusted that I get to legitimately say it so fucking often.
meliaesc@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You sound pleasant. Is the most important thing about relationships always being right? 🤔
Senshi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If you have to say it often, it might indicate you have trouble formulating your initial advice in a way that is acceptable to people.
Nobody likes to be told they’re wrong, so it helps to be empathetic about it. Packing your advice or instructions into a tactful and diplomatic approach doesn’t cost you much, but makes it much more likely for your advice to be accepted and implemented. And the recipient will usually end up being grateful for having avoided a mistake. They might even start to look for your and ask advice in the future. And if you keep doing that, he might even consider you a nice person or even a friend.
An arrogant and condescending approach will only do harm, even if you are factually right.
pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
One of the most valuable things my dad taught me was how to take good advice from an asshole.
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
That’s a victory worth celebrating
hark@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Did it hurt?
When I shoved this cake right up your arrogant ass?
Digger9850@programming.dev 10 months ago
You couldn’t be further from the truth
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Five years ago this was valid. Hell even two years ago.
Today… You’re most likely to get a bullshit sales pitch disguised as a blog that doesn’t actually answer any question you asked but has one word in it from your question sentence.
herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
God, this is so infuriatingly true. A few months ago I searched for info on types of spiders in my province, because I wanted to learn more about my many housemates. All of the top links were SEO blog spam that were clearly duplicate pages rebranded for different keywords (something that Google’s algorithm used to penalize but apparently no longer gives a shit about). I know this because, no, black widows are not fucking native to Manitoba, Canada.
Not to mention that goddamn annoying way of writing that SEO blog spam uses where they are so obviously reaching for long tail keywords. My job used to involve some of this stuff back when the search engines pretended to care about good content - when you were at least nominally rewarded with page rank for content that read like it was written by a person with a soul. Now it’s just a wasteland of mechanical prose. There’s still good stuff being said out there, but good like finding it with a search engine.
SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Sorry my dude, but according to this they are.
Sabata11792@ani.social 10 months ago
There is one correct result and 60 million repost trying to grift.
SeekPie@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I’ve found best search results with either DDG or Startpage, no ads, (probably) more private than Google.
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 10 months ago
People are having successes with Brave as well.